Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

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Check its brain for 5G transmitting technology. If he has been infected, make him consume healing cheese.
 
If this is anything like duck hunting, the dog should go grab the glowie and bring him back to you.
 
I am just going to announce that this comic will be going on its first megabreak, it will return after approximately 24 years.
 
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I am just going to announce that this comic will be going on its first megabreak, it will return after approximately 24 years.
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missed opportunity
 
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I am just going to announce that this comic will be going on its first megabreak, it will return after approximately 24 years.
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Fuck you, for how much I paid on kickstarter, you better not come back for at least 30! Megabreak my ass, lazy cartoonists...
 
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(I request a gun autist point out everything wrong with this deagle animation)
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-The deagle is piston operated (one of the few handguns that have this type of operation along with the Lugo Ayy Lmao) so the barrel is fully fixed to the frame and only the back half of the slide blows back, unlike semifixed like a Glock which uses recoil operation and has the barrel slightly tilt upwards to facilitate the breech unlocking.
-The deagle is single action so the hammer needs to be cocked back before firing, which it isnt
-While the ejection angle is right I would assume Null would have his Jace Conners memorial desert eagle built with a left side ejection due to his wicked disability of left-handedness
-Since its a desert eagle and thus a hunk of shit it should have at least stove piped on the first round for increased real world mechanical accuracy
-And all these points are rendered pointless since Doigle wouldnt have cycled since as we all know Null carries with a blank in the chamber as its the best of both worlds between an empty and loaded chamber
 
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The
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is obliterated for 999 points of DAMAGE. His REMAINS liquefy into GLOWIE GOO upon death. The only LOOT left behind is his UNIFORM HAT.
 
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twinArmageddons said:
Oh damn your back truly this is a mspfa
>: Captchalog the UNIFORM HAT
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crinklefry said:
LETS FUCKING GOOO
>Piss in the glownigger goo, bottle it for later
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You don't feel like making your HOUSE even messier than it already, the GOO will no doubt seep into your floorboards and leave a particularly FEDERAL spot for years to come. You also don't have a BOTTLE to store the VOLATILE MESS you've just made. For the purposes of illumination, though, you might not need to - the
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UNIFORM HAT is soaked with the stuff and emits a most untrustworthy glow. You take the liberty to EQUIP it.

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You dredge your way over to the passage to the BASEMENT. You should now be able to light your way through the DARK, almost like a real GLOWIE!

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It's also perhaps worth mentioning that your STRIFE DEX has attuned to your WEAPON OF CHOICE by now, making you a DEAGLEKIN permanently.
 
twinArmageddons said:
Damn, Null must have hacked his strife deck into deleting the d from kind now he's dragon born dovakin (fusrodah)
>: Examine strife dex for more guns
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The STRIFE DEX is a free and open source version of the STRIFE DECK, which is proprietary and owned by ANDREW HUSSIE.

That said, you search through for more gun entries.
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You find your secondmost favorite gun, the G40X, along some other choice kin abstrati, such as the famous HAMMERKIN. You start wondering if you've made a mistake choosing the DEAGLE as your weapon...

But then you remember that the DEAGLE does the most DMG out of any GUN (Trumping even the likes of the TAURUS RAGING BULL REVOLVER), even without factoring in such things as EXPLOSIVE or INCENDIARY AMMUNITION, which, of course, boosts its already ridiculous DMG even further. If it's good enough for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS, then it should prove more than adequate for you.:semperfidelis:

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>Check out the basement. What horrors lie within?
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Down into the pit you go.
 
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