Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

[twinArmageddons]

>destroy flordia with your strife deck weapon

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Eat canned oysters and regret nothing.

 

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Make a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

[Shartavius]

Pull waistband of pants/underwear out from front of body, look down toward penis, and loudly think, "Hitler is still alive."

 

[Owen Grady]

Now that your CHEDDAR has you fully sustained, harness your energy and head to your STREAMING CLOSET to utilize the late night vibes and spice up the evening on the air with a rare, spontaneous episode of MIDNIGHT MAD for your adoring FANS.

 

[smile.jpg]

>look out the kitchen window

Yell nigger out the window.

You look out the window, and are faced with the waning visage of your namesake, the MOON. The tall cypresses line the perimeter of your SWAMP FORTRESS, the night is so clear, you could see yourself going for a walk after you settle the matters at hand. You feel the need to utilize your 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHTS by opening the window and screaming NIGGER at the top of your lungs, unfortunately, it's one of those 1970's panel windows that do not open. You settle for muttering "nigger" to yourself in lowercase.

Look inside oven to check for spare Jews.

You check your brand new, SUSPICIOUSLY CLEAN OVEN for HASIDICS. You find none, not even the barest hint of ash. The smell of NEW OVEN wafts around the kitchen.

>With a belly full attempt to tame the guardian near the fire

You meander back to the LIVING ROOM, BUTTER in your inventory, ready to TAME your SLOBBERMUTT, however, the creature seems to have left, probably startled by the ruckus you made in the KITCHEN. You have no idea where it might have gone. Without an appropriate target for your BUTTER, it is logically impossible to perform a TAME action.

You move on to plan B.

You should go to the basement and take inventory of what's down there.

You approach the sinister portal leading to your BASEMENT. You were planning to descend down there, however, it is awfully DARK. You can not venture through such stifling darkness without an adequate LIGHT SOURCE.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Equip fireplace

 

[Atli]

Find and equip flashlight. Go Alan Wake on the demons clearly hiding in the basement

 

[twinArmageddons]

You approach the sinister portal leading to your BASEMENT. You were planning to descend down there, however, it is awfully DARK. You can not venture through such stifling darkness without an adequate LIGHT SOURCE.

> Null: Use the shiniest coin to illuminate the dark space

 

[Human Waiter]

depicted the correct moon phase, very nice.

 

[卐卐卐]

equip MOON and go down to BASEMENT

 

[a-Lager]

Scream nigger down into the inky depths as penance for your poor performance at the window

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Summon glowniggers through the forbidden arts of fedposting

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Go upstairs to ARMORY and equip ZIPPO

 

[smile.jpg]

Scream nigger down into the inky depths as penance for your poor performance at the window

Summon glowniggers through the forbidden arts of fedposting

NNNNIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRR!

You remember that as a GANGSTALKING VICTIM, you have the ability to SUMMON GLOWNIGGERS through the use of RACIAL EXPLETIVES.

There is now a GLOWNIGGER in your BASEMENT. On the flipside, your BASEMENT is now brightly illuminated!

 

[twinArmageddons]

>Summon the spirit of king terry the terrible to command the glowie

 

[Aunt Carol]

Now that it's lit, search the basement! Glowies as a race enjoy searching, although they may not be good at it; it should naturally want to help.

Is the temperature/humidity appropriate for this to be our authentic cheese cave (not Minecraft) or ripening box?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

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NNNNIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRR!

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You remember that as a GANGSTALKING VICTIM, you have the ability to SUMMON GLOWNIGGERS through the use of RACIAL EXPLETIVES.

There is now a GLOWNIGGER in your BASEMENT. On the flipside, your BASEMENT is now brightly illuminated!

Run it over with car

 

[Colress]

Enter basement specifically to highfive glownigger.

 

[a-Lager]

Shoot the fed with your Jace branded Desert Eagle