Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

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Fire a warning shot?
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You fire a WARNING SHOT into the dark, expending one of your HUEG .50 AE bullets to briefly illuminate the BASEMENT. You see the door to your COMMAND CENTER clearly for a fleeting moment.
 
C: > Disregard the sign and enter
You barge into your COMMAND CENTER.

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Your set up your COMMAND CENTER so you can maintain full control of your SWAMP FORTRESS and keep an eye out for threats at all times. You were in a particularly retro mood when you decided how to style it, which is why it is equipped with OBSOLETE TECHNOLOGY. In hindsight, this has caused you a lot of problems. You do not regret your decision, however. No hurdle is too much for that 1980's charm.

The glow from your monitors is enough to illuminate the room. You take the liberty to unequip your FEDERAL HEADGEAR for now.

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The shot you fired a few seconds ago must have ricocheted off the floor and struck one of your CCTV monitors. The poor CRT should be grateful that the fuckhueg .50 AE bullet pierced straight through without blowing it the fuck up like the stupid glorified lightbulb that it is. Another astonishing testament to the power of the DEAGLE. Your KIWI FARMS PAYPIGS will have to foot the bill for a replacement.

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Your TERMINAL blinks faithfully, awaiting a command...
 
DSP style beg my fans for a new graphics card under the guise of a “nonprofit”, Use it to play Diablo during my many hours of free time, speak with slightly more energy as to give the illusion of weightloss, have an anxiety attack from the pressure of pretending to be debanked for years.
 
Pay a jeet 1 (one) dollar to commit panicing rust code to cloudflare, bringing most of the upper case i internet down.

There is /qst/ing on the Farms, I truly am home.
 
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