Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

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There is a black stick man and his name is ben...but my name is also that....(ben) this creates a conflict. :(
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use the console to argue with your forum users that you can't buy cheese in a grocery store (?????).
 
Turn on the monitors showing Nina Chaubal and Greta Martela, founders of trans hotline trying and failing to break into your house. They are armed with a miniature 9mm that looks like a nerf gun. Probably because they might use a real one on themselves.
 
You enter your SECRET PASSWORD, IBAN, into your terminal to access your ENCRYPTED HARD DRIVE full of your most cherished memories of the days you played LEAGUE OF LEGENDS over LAN with your TEENAGE CRUSH now known as LIDL DRIP
 
FOUND YOU! said:
Run ‘sudo rm -rf —no-preserve-root /‘
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Your attempt at catastrophic self-sabotage returns an "illegal command" error, you carry reasonable suspicion that it might be because you were trying to run a Linux command on MICROSOFT DISK OPERATING SYSTEM.

Don't misunderstand, you love Linux, but you've recently made the move over to Microsoft because IT JUST WERKS.

Human Waiter said:
C>: Examine the keyboard for signs of wear
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The previous owner of this COW700 must have had a soft spot for the letters E, R, I, G and N, judging by the wear on the KEYBOARD.

Colress said:
eat the o key.
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The finely aged 1980's plastic reminds you of finely aged CHEESE, the type that is available only from genuine EUROPEAN grocery stores, you wonder if the taste is similar as well. You take a bite against your better judgement.

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smile.jpg said:
Your attempt at catastrophic self-sabotage returns an "illegal command" error, you carry reasonable suspicion that it might be because you were trying to run a Linux command on MICROSOFT DISK OPERATING SYSTEM.

Don't misunderstand, you love Linux, but you've recently made the move over to Microsoft because IT JUST WERKS.
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Code: 
dir C:\Users\null\Pictures\Screenshots\war
start "C:\Users\null\Pictures\Screenshots\war\[dirt against whatever faggot].png"

Use this moment to reflect on the LIES and SLANDER that certain posters on your cherished site KIWIFARMS have been getting away with posting for far too long. Really amp yourself up for a SEARCH & DESTROY mission against those FUCKERS.
 
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