Join the US Military, Cracker…Please

https://nationaljusticeparty.com/2022/07/19/join-the-us-military-cracker-please/

Pssst…hey flyover white boy, I’m a military recruiter. I’ve got for you the opportunity of a lifetime.

How would you like to see the Ukraine this time of year?

Maybe Iran?

Ever wonder what it’s like to be beheaded? Not in Afghanistan, but by fellow soldiers right at home on Fort Bragg!

The benefits of joining the armed forces are vast. Once you sign that dotted line, you give up your First Amendment rights to an Affirmative Action general who reserves the right to watch your social media for any patriotic sentiment or pride in your (and only your) race.

Accidentally follow your conscience? Stand up for your values? Get court martialed and live your life as a felon. And if there’s a war, you’re in luck. When you die the man watching every breath you take for “hate speech” will enjoy a bump to his weapons contractor stocks.

You might be from West Virginia or Wisconsin, but you will have the privilege of being told you are privileged by the same wonderful, well-credentialed and brilliant wealthy Manhattan Jews who make all of your country’s foreign policy decisions.

Did you like the gay innuendo in Top Gun? We will pay for your sex change and then promote you in rank for your courage!

But the best part? You might not even have to leave home for long. Remember when you played soldier with the other kids in your little farm town? Now you’ll get to play for real when we order you to shoot at the people you grew up with for holding the beliefs you share.

Sure, Washington oversees an empire that hates you for your race, but think of the upside. Who is going to protect the morbidly obese incoherent Crayon box of people and cultures while they sit at home and game? Who is going to defend the illegal aliens pouring over the border and state-backed black criminals? How are the bankers and plutocrats going to buy their daughter a party house in Boca if there’s nobody to defend their profits?

Who but YOU is going to defend a status quo that openly discriminates against you in every facet of life for who you are?

Do the patriotic thing and get on your knees, cracker.

Join the US military… please…

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Have oyu reported them to ICE? If not, why?

Beyond the fact that it's not my job to do so, and that without a wall it's just a revolving door which would at most merely inconvenience them? We need to fix the problem at its root, not bother with a drop in the bucket. I also wouldn't rat out a co-worker who violates policies, the only time I'll feel compelled to call on someone is if it'll make a difference and they're doing something really bad.

Your logic is essentially that if we have a certain type of friend then we need to abandon our beliefs and/or principles. If I had a gay friend (I have gay acquaintances) I wouldn't suddenly start wearing rainbow flag pins.

What kind of malleable, weak man are you?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

NOW the alt right is anti military. Cry some more in your blog.

"Alt-right" people were never pro military. The general consensus among them is that every war we've fought since Vietnam has been pointless proxy wars for Israel that young white men have to go die for. They want less US intervention and less pointless sand war deaths.

 

[The Foxtrot]

"Alt-right" people were never pro military. The general consensus among them is that every war we've fought since Vietnam has been pointless proxy wars for Israel that young white men have to go die for. They want less US intervention and less pointless sand war deaths.

Isolationism and pure defense is the general attitude towards war I've noticed from the Far Right.

 

[derpherp2]

You've made up your mind.

So I don't give a shit now about convincing you about anything.

The audacity of thinking this was ever about him is funny tho.

An FYI-

@Wormy has a tendency to shit up threads and often takes hyperbole and debate as genuine death threats-

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/are-you-getting-the-vaccine.84995/post-12187991

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/are-you-getting-the-vaccine.84995/post-12188061

Interact accordingly.

A narcissist AND an autist.

 

[JosephStalin]

Unreal. With the stress we put on proper foot care, properly broken in boots,
avoiding progressively larger blisters and infection...

That is beyond fucked up.

Hope it hasn't been repeated. Looking at the story, a lot of people raised hell about making those cadets walk in high heels.

Humble suggestion...no need to get into pissing contests with people. Just put them on Ignore. I do. Saves time and aggro.

 

[Stoneheart]

Utterly disgusting. These cadets were forced to wear those shoes by their ROTC detachment cadre. Horrible lack of leadership. Still wonder how many male cadets were injured wearing those shoes, and if any of them suffered injuries that kept them from commissioning.

how terrible, forced to walk in womans shoes...
but didnt they send literal retards into vietcong tunnels while you served?

on this note, why does the US government not use retards and convicts for some duties?
a brigade of convicts would have put down that fallujah uprising alot faster than the normal army...

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

how terrible, forced to walk in womans shoes...
but didnt they send literal retards into vietcong tunnels while you served?

on this note, why does the US government not use retards and convicts for some duties?
a brigade of convicts would have put down that fallujah uprising alot faster than the normal army...

Because modern militaries use equipment that retards would kill their own side with.

Using convicts brings in the same thing with harvesting convicts for organs. When do they start sending political enemies into the system?

And no, they wouldn't have. Number one, the US's edge is the use of tech in the field. Retards can't calibrate GPS systems, retards can't use NVG systems, retards can't use commo effectively.

 

[Caesare]

brigade of convicts would have put down that fallujah uprising alot faster than the normal army...

The majority of convicts are borderline retarded and can barely write their own names. Just because you managed to put your wife or gf in the hospital doesn't mean you'd do well against an enemy militia that knows something about conflict and has been on a battlefield or two.

 

[Snekposter]

And no, they wouldn't have. Number one, the US's edge is the use of tech in the field. Retards can't calibrate GPS systems, retards can't use NVG systems, retards can't use commo effectively.

And this, people, is why you keep all of those things out of the hands of the 2nd Lieutenant. ROTC and West Point replace useful skills like "navigation" with dreck like the number of regulation socks.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

And this, people, is why you keep all of those things out of the hands of the 2nd Lieutenant. ROTC and West Point replace useful skills like "navigation" with dreck like the number of regulation socks.

The deadliest thing in the military: A butterbar with a pistol, a map, a compass, and a plan.

 

[Stoneheart]

Because modern militaries use equipment that retards would kill their own side with.

you can train a tard to use a gun and to do some work. they normaly are being trained to build little bird houses, thats more complicated than standing guard and pointing guns at people who dont show their papers fast enough.

Using convicts brings in the same thing with harvesting convicts for organs. When do they start sending political enemies into the system?

never, you want violent convicts, no people who liked a frog meme or misgendered somebody.

And no, they wouldn't have. Number one, the US's edge is the use of tech in the field. Retards can't calibrate GPS systems, retards can't use NVG systems, retards can't use commo effectively.

convicts in this case not retards, and yes they would have been waaay faster. a mob of violent criminals randsacking a city is very effective at crushing a rebellion.
but letting them run wild for a day or 2 more would have solved the Iraq problem for good. its hard to find new terrorists if every mother, father and sibling begs them to not do it because they dont wanna end like fallujah.

The majority of convicts are borderline retarded and can barely write their own names. Just because you managed to put your wife or gf in the hospital doesn't mean you'd do well against an enemy militia that knows something about conflict and has been on a battlefield or two.

they are violent by nature and dont have much to lose, you also dont wanna fight a local uprising head on. Tigerforce was very effective in ending vietnamese terrorism...

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

you can train a tard to use a gun and to do some work. they normaly are being trained to build little bird houses, thats more complicated than standing guard and pointing guns at people who dont show their papers fast enough.

Yeah, it's not the 17th Century any more.

If you think guard duty doesn't get real complicated real fast, you probably don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

never, you want violent convicts, no people who liked a frog meme or misgendered somebody.

Yeah, that's going to work fucking great. People who are violent convicts, with no respect for authority. That'll work just fine.

convicts in this case not retards, and yes they would have been waaay faster. a mob of violent criminals randsacking a city is very effective at crushing a rebellion.

Holy shit, you really do think it's the 17th Century.

but letting them run wild for a day or 2 more would have solved the Iraq problem for good. its hard to find new terrorists if every mother, father and sibling begs them to not do it because they dont wanna end like fallujah.

That last part, I agree with.

Convicts? No.

They should have loosened the RoE and gone back to killing the enemy and taking his shit instead of nation building.

But holy shit, this post really shows that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

 

[Stoneheart]

Yeah, it's not the 17th Century any more.

If you think guard duty doesn't get real complicated real fast, you probably don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

you can overcomplicate everything, you will always need guys walking along a fence or sitting at a checkpoint, and most of those can be retards.
you can also put them in leadership, they would do a better job than what you guys have now...

Holy shit, you really do think it's the 17th Century.

it was tested in the 20ths century and worked pretty well.

That last part, I agree with.

Convicts? No.

you dont wanna use normal soldiers for something like that or it ends like vietnam with a bunch of former soldiers crying about it on TV, violent convicts dont have those issues because they fucking love violence...

But holy shit, this post really shows that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

because i advocate for using violent convicts to do some stuff that would be considered a warcrime if the US loses the war?
The hightech ideas have failed, afghanistan and iraq collapsed in days. you need violent men on the ground to keep the locals from doing stupid stuff

 

[Snekposter]

The deadliest thing in the military: A butterbar with a pistol, a map, a compass, and a plan.

Plan might be stretching whatever he comes up with, but its no less dangerous than anything else in that list.

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

They don't want criminals because a 19 year old private could easily be signed for 4 million dollars worth of Federal property.

It's gets really old having to make it look like a suicide every time some retard tries to pawn an Abrams.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

you can overcomplicate everything, you will always need guys walking along a fence or sitting at a checkpoint, and most of those can be retards.

Again, you have NO idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Do you know what goes on at a checkpoint? Do you know what the briefing discusses before you go out and walk the fence?

You can't send retards to do it. That's how you end up with a retard shooting some hikers, or shooting out the windshield of the Post CO's car, or accidentally lighting up some dudes from 82nd.

you can also put them in leadership, they would do a better job than what you guys have now...

We already have retards in charge.

We don't need violent felons on top of it.

it was tested in the 20ths century and worked pretty well.

It didn't work worth a shit. And warfighting tech has changed DRASTICALLY just since I was in.

you dont wanna use normal soldiers for something like that or it ends like vietnam with a bunch of former soldiers crying about it on TV, violent convicts dont have those issues because they fucking love violence...

Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about.

because i advocate for using violent convicts to do some stuff that would be considered a warcrime if the US loses the war?

Oh, that's right, you're German.

Let me remind you: Warcrime bad.

Got it?

one more time: warcrime bad.

The hightech ideas have failed, afghanistan and iraq collapsed in days. you need violent men on the ground to keep the locals from doing stupid stuff

That just shows you have no idea WHY they collapsed.

Your violent felons wouldn't have changed shit.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

how terrible, forced to walk in womans shoes...
but didnt they send literal retards into vietcong tunnels while you served?

on this note, why does the US government not use retards and convicts for some duties?
a brigade of convicts would have put down that fallujah uprising alot faster than the normal army...

High heels DO take some skill and practice to walk in. You can't tell someone with no experience to put them on and sashay about, you're going to end up with broken ankles and sprains.

 

[Stoneheart]

Let me remind you: Warcrime bad.

but its only a warcrime if you lose...

You can't send retards to do it. That's how you end up with a retard shooting some hikers, or shooting out the windshield of the Post CO's car, or accidentally lighting up some dudes from 82nd.

does anybody care if retards shot other retards?

 

[A-Stump]

Wait until they offer reduced prison sentences for joining the military

 

[JohnDoe]

Isolationism and pure defense is the general attitude towards war I've noticed from the Far Right.

Can confirm. Though the way Trump handled Soleimani was usually held in high regard - like why spend billions and hundreds of lives to blow up some roads and shoot a few goatherders when you can just find the person at the perfect intersection of rank and culpability and just drop a missile on his ass. Controlled, directed strength. People respect that, and it gets you less friction since you're not pissing off the 80% of the country's population that would have been meatgrindered for some elite's proxy war.