Join the US Military, Cracker…Please

https://nationaljusticeparty.com/2022/07/19/join-the-us-military-cracker-please/

Pssst…hey flyover white boy, I’m a military recruiter. I’ve got for you the opportunity of a lifetime.

How would you like to see the Ukraine this time of year?

Maybe Iran?

Ever wonder what it’s like to be beheaded? Not in Afghanistan, but by fellow soldiers right at home on Fort Bragg!

The benefits of joining the armed forces are vast. Once you sign that dotted line, you give up your First Amendment rights to an Affirmative Action general who reserves the right to watch your social media for any patriotic sentiment or pride in your (and only your) race.

Accidentally follow your conscience? Stand up for your values? Get court martialed and live your life as a felon. And if there’s a war, you’re in luck. When you die the man watching every breath you take for “hate speech” will enjoy a bump to his weapons contractor stocks.

You might be from West Virginia or Wisconsin, but you will have the privilege of being told you are privileged by the same wonderful, well-credentialed and brilliant wealthy Manhattan Jews who make all of your country’s foreign policy decisions.

Did you like the gay innuendo in Top Gun? We will pay for your sex change and then promote you in rank for your courage!

But the best part? You might not even have to leave home for long. Remember when you played soldier with the other kids in your little farm town? Now you’ll get to play for real when we order you to shoot at the people you grew up with for holding the beliefs you share.

Sure, Washington oversees an empire that hates you for your race, but think of the upside. Who is going to protect the morbidly obese incoherent Crayon box of people and cultures while they sit at home and game? Who is going to defend the illegal aliens pouring over the border and state-backed black criminals? How are the bankers and plutocrats going to buy their daughter a party house in Boca if there’s nobody to defend their profits?

Who but YOU is going to defend a status quo that openly discriminates against you in every facet of life for who you are?

Do the patriotic thing and get on your knees, cracker.

Join the US military… please…

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Once again, you show you really don't know jack and shit about the service or how shit works.

The GI Bill was voluntary. You agreed to pay in $100/mo for a year, for one year.

Afterwards you got the GI Bill, which, in the mid-1990's at the college I went to, was a couple hundred a month in addition to living expenses in cash, as well as tuition and books. You could also buy up, which increased your benefits, with certain MOS's and stuff. I went for buy-up at $300/mo for a year. The increased benefits were fucking awesome.

This is what I was under.

Montgomery GI Bill (MGIB)

The Montgomery GI Bill (MGIB) provides up to 36 months of education benefits to eligible Service members and Veterans for programs.

myarmybenefits.us.army.mil

The fact that the brothers considered it a scam, and you're a fucking ignorant retard who thinks it was just a savings account, shows that you're pretty much the same as they were.

Unable or unwilling to actually look at the facts, loud and proud about it, denigrating people who know what the fuck they're talking about, and rattling off stupid shit like you're an authority.

Actually, you're worse.

I could distract the dipshit black dudes in the motorpool by telling them one of the five tons had interracial porno mags in the tool box and they'd fuck off to look for it.

to be fair, i keep forgetting you're not 90. $300 in the 1950s is a lot different than $300 i the 90s. if you asked me how much college cost when you went i 100% would have said $1200 a year. i keep assuming you're a war vet and got out during the reagan years.

also the whole "pay us X each month and in return we'll pay Y for your college" is an extremely common scam companies have been doing for awhile, and if the government is willing to just shove your money in a savings account and expect you to be grateful when it comes to lottery winners why would i suddenly assume they wouldn't try to game soldiers.

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

the commies were smarter than you think, they knew the criminals would just steal the equipment they needed, so why waste time giving them any.

Well yeah. The whole retard bit is just an act so you don't hear the grenade spoon hitting the floor.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

i keep assuming you're a war vet

Well, that assumption is right, at least. Despite what Boomers and Millienials claim, we won both our wars to the point that they hate admitting they even happened. I had a snake eater try to flex on me that he'd been on missions that lasted longer than the combat portions of the wars I'd been part of, like that was supposed to impress me.

Yeah, it ain't the flex you think it is.

And yeah, the benefits were MASSIVE to the point where even public educated dumbasses like me could tell that putting in $4,800 (I went for the boosted version because, LOL, I'm gonna get turned into radioactive vapor, blown to pink mist, or die in a muddy ditch full of expended brass.... jokes on them!) over 1 year would reap me massive benefits in the long run. Plus, there it was, in writing, that could apply for more than just 4 years, even chase a PhD if you were qualified and kept your grades up.

Of course, because I was wounded line of duty meant I eventually qualified for the VA Voc Rehab program, which is probably one of the greatest things ever. Full books, tuition, supplies, unlimited campus store account, gas money, a living expense, additional counselors, tutors, everything.

Funny little p/l anecdote: I had a woman who worked in administration in the registration office get PISSED when she found out just how much pull that Voc-Rehab had, saying it wasn't fair that I got priority for classes even if they were already full (they had to put a seat in for me or drop someone) and all the other shit. Which was funny, because I heard her bragging she got in with a 1.5GPA and a full ride.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Of course, because I was wounded line of duty meant I eventually qualified for the VA Voc Rehab program, which is probably one of the greatest things ever. Full books, tuition, supplies, unlimited campus store account, gas money, a living expense, additional counselors, tutors, everything.

Funny little p/l anecdote: I had a woman who worked in administration in the registration office get PISSED when she found out just how much pull that Voc-Rehab had, saying it wasn't fair that I got priority for classes even if they were already full (they had to put a seat in for me or drop someone) and all the other shit. Which was funny, because I heard her bragging she got in with a 1.5GPA and a full ride.

no wonder you hear stories of shooting themselves just to get wounded. you end up getting higher priority than black women in the stack.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

no wonder you hear stories of shooting themselves just to get wounded. you end up getting higher priority than black women in the stack.

Then add in that you're higher on the stack (or at least you were) for employment, including government employment, and for a lot of people hearing you got injured line of duty, even if it wasn't by enemy fire, you still got respect, it seemed to just piss the grifters I met off to the point they could barely see.

It's also a surprise to them just how dangerous some of the jobs are, to the point that even the combat arms guys are like "Fuck that!"

See, that's one thing a lot of people don't realize. The military is much more than combat arms, and there are much much more dangerous jobs. Hell, there's jobs where you're safer being deployed than in garrison. You need the exact same kind of mindset people that volunteer for combat arms to volunteer for those jobs too, and the people who come in to sham and get bennies, come in for combat training, join to find a husband, or Join4GIBill, don't take those jobs, or, if they do, they get the fuck out of them as soon as possible.

Retention right now in a couple of dangerous MOS's or shitty MOS's is worse than even infantry right now, to the point where there's rumors of another stop-loss going around in those MOS's.

 

[wopirish]

Then add in that you're higher on the stack (or at least you were) for employment, including government employment, and for a lot of people hearing you got injured line of duty, even if it wasn't by enemy fire, you still got respect, it seemed to just piss the grifters I met off to the point they could barely see.

It's also a surprise to them just how dangerous some of the jobs are, to the point that even the combat arms guys are like "Fuck that!"

See, that's one thing a lot of people don't realize. The military is much more than combat arms, and there are much much more dangerous jobs. Hell, there's jobs where you're safer being deployed than in garrison. You need the exact same kind of mindset people that volunteer for combat arms to volunteer for those jobs too, and the people who come in to sham and get bennies, come in for combat training, join to find a husband, or Join4GIBill, don't take those jobs, or, if they do, they get the fuck out of them as soon as possible.

Retention right now in a couple of dangerous MOS's or shitty MOS's is worse than even infantry right now, to the point where there's rumors of another stop-loss going around in those MOS's.

Which MOS's have you heard about the possibility of stop-loss?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Which MOS's have you heard about the possibility of stop-loss?

Tried to send you a PM, but looks like you've got them turned off.

 

[Retink]

I was watching an interview the other day and Cornell scientist was talking about Mars colonization, but then stopped and had to explain how we shouldn't use colonization for it because of how colonization as a term has a problematic history. I had to think to myself, do you think the Chinese or Russians have these kind of retarded people in charge of their science, or do they just say "We're going to colonize the fuck out of space for the glory of China/Russia, fuck the troons and nogs" .

 

[mr.moon1488]

Then add in that you're higher on the stack (or at least you were) for employment, including government employment, and for a lot of people hearing you got injured line of duty, even if it wasn't by enemy fire, you still got respect, it seemed to just piss the grifters I met off to the point they could barely see.

It's also a surprise to them just how dangerous some of the jobs are, to the point that even the combat arms guys are like "Fuck that!"

See, that's one thing a lot of people don't realize. The military is much more than combat arms, and there are much much more dangerous jobs. Hell, there's jobs where you're safer being deployed than in garrison. You need the exact same kind of mindset people that volunteer for combat arms to volunteer for those jobs too, and the people who come in to sham and get bennies, come in for combat training, join to find a husband, or Join4GIBill, don't take those jobs, or, if they do, they get the fuck out of them as soon as possible.

Retention right now in a couple of dangerous MOS's or shitty MOS's is worse than even infantry right now, to the point where there's rumors of another stop-loss going around in those MOS's.

What non-combat jobs are more dangerous than combat arms jobs in your opinion? The only thing that really comes to mind for me is rigger (no pun intended) since I think they're required to do more jumps than other people with airborne qualifications.

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

88M Truck driver.

Dumb as fuck, fat as fuck, no training, your rifles are old and they're probably going to make you mount a light machinegun instead of something more substantial, like I dunno. A medium machinegun like everyone else?

Also you drive on predetermined roads 100% of the time and the enemy will always get the first shot

 

[AnnLurker]

black cock daddy, BBC from my neighborino!

Why are you so god damn gay and powerleveling? Follow the rules you fucking mong.
We get it, you are a leftist faggot who is happy your party enslaved and killed niggers for a century and wants to keep his pet nigger nearby.
No one cares.

 

[Wormy]

We get it, you are a leftist faggot who is happy your party enslaved and killed niggers for a century and wants to keep his pet nigger nearby.

I'd have to be a Democrat for that to apply. Never been one. Never voted for one.

 

[AnnLurker]

I'd have to be a Democrat for that to apply. Never been one. Never voted for one.

You don't have to be a democrat to be a colossal faggot leftist.

 

[Wormy]

You don't have to be a democrat to be a colossal faggot leftist.

Well you said "My party". I don't have one. Last one was Constitutionalist, and that was for one election only.

 

[Paul Pelosi's Boyfriend]

Well you said "My party". I don't have one. Last one was Constitutionalist, and that was for one election only.

Don't be so glum, chum!

 

[Wormy]

Don't be so glum, chum!

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Some of us deserve to be glum, ya bum.

 

[AnnLurker]

Well you said "My party". I don't have one. Last one was Constitutionalist, and that was for one election only.

Then I'm glad you acknowledge the Dems as the racist slaveholding shitheels they are, and thank you for confirming your belief in that as well.

 

[Wormy]

Then I'm glad you acknowledge the Dems as the racist slaveholding shitheels they are, and thank you for confirming your belief in that as well.

What IS my belief? Where did I confirm that?

And yes, the Dems are milquetoast corporatacracy simps with forked tongues, I've never said otherwise.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

What non-combat jobs are more dangerous than combat arms jobs in your opinion? The only thing that really comes to mind for me is rigger (no pun intended) since I think they're required to do more jumps than other people with airborne qualifications.

During peacetime?

Anything in Ordnance since that shit will blow up if you look at it weird. MP at Fort Hood. Any of the live NBC shit (The ol' Johnston Atoll fun posting). EOD (duh).

Hell, anything enlisted at Fort Bragg or Fort Hoo, if you know what I mean. But that's less MOS and more "Fuck this place and everyone here."

Those are all "safer when deployed" and during peacetime, way more dangerous than infantry.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Utterly disgusting. These cadets were forced to wear those shoes by their ROTC detachment cadre. Horrible lack of leadership. Still wonder how many male cadets were injured wearing those shoes, and if any of them suffered injuries that kept them from commissioning.

This is why I was never cut out for the military. If my commanding officer told me to do something like this, and there is literally no good reason for it, I would have told him to shove that heel up his ass, sit, and spin.