🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Miraak said:
all right niggas let's appreciate some bomb ass porn i drew that, while lewd, is nicely composed with attention to detail. porn just happens to be involved.

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Please feel free to tell me how simple this drawing looks. I can wait.

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Looks flat. Also I don't like the orange color of the guy's hair.
 
Miraak said:
all right niggas let's appreciate some bomb ass porn i drew that, while lewd, is nicely composed with attention to detail. porn just happens to be involved.

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Please feel free to tell me how simple this drawing looks. I can wait.

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Man I wish I could draw booty like that.

Cunning Condor said:
You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
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You can draw but it doesn't make you a good artist.
 
So what we've learned so far: The Cunning Condor is an art snob with a superiority complex. He's incredibly autistic about his point of view and is cool with jamming it down peoples throats.
 
Cunning Condor said:
Repeat it please. It may have gotten lost in all these posts n shit.
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Verbatim:

Alright. You can prove it by telling us about one of your lectures. Pick one that talks about the elements of good composition and tell us what you learned and/or thought, along with a timeline. Maybe one of your sketches you practiced on. I don't need schedules, I wanna know that you actually learned about it and understand it's significance.

EDIT: ALSO. Tell us what was wrong with the one @@BriarHeart posted.
 
Line of the Day:

Me: Wow, that Condor kid is still at it.
Fiancee: Do you think all of that loose lead gets expensive?
Me: What?
Fiancee: Lead.
Me: What loose lead?
Fiancee: You know, the kind of lead that they put in mechanical pencils. The same kind he shoves up his urethra so he can wave his dick at a piece of notebook paper and call it "art."​
 
BriarHeart said:
Line of the Day:

Me: Wow, that Condor kid is still at it.
Fiancee: Do you think all of that loose lead gets expensive?
Me: What?
Fiancee: Lead.
Me: What loose lead?
Fiancee: You know, the kind of lead that they put in mechanical pencils. The same kind he shoves up his urethra so he can wave his dick at a piece of notebook paper and call it "art."​
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You're marrying the right person.
 
Sigyn said:
Verbatim:

Alright. You can prove it by telling us about one of your lectures. Pick one that talks about the elements of good composition and tell us what you learned and/or thought, along with a timeline. Maybe one of your sketches you practiced on. I don't need schedules, I wanna know that you actually learned about it and understand it's significance.

EDIT: ALSO. Tell us what was wrong with the one @@BriarHeart posted.
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A lecture? Well I did use this:http://cunningcondor.tumblr.com/post/98575982655/mr-radical
As an essay for one of my art classes. Got a 98 from the professor. It was accompanied with the Genesis drawing as well. I did not expect her to be happy with the essay, but some people surprise ya.
 
I've got one for you. You keep refusing to analyze sex or porn, so let's take things in a different direction. A more modern example. A tragic work that mixes horror and the pointlessness of conflict in one image and happens to have sexual connotations only as part of it. Analyze this work, if you will. Take a good, long look at it.

Tell us how this isn't art, if you think you can handle this.

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Cunning Condor said:
Repeat it please. It may have gotten lost in all these posts n shit.


No, I used him as an example. He did have "autism" tho. Look it up. : D
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Why did you put autism in quotes?

Jesus Christ, you're a sperg.

Jaimas said:
I've got one for you. You keep refusing to analyze sex or porn, so let's take things in a different direction. A more modern example. A tragic work that mixes horror and the pointlessness of conflict in one image and happens to have sexual connotations only as part of it. Analyze this work, if you will. Take a good, long look at it.

Tell us how this isn't art, if you think you can handle this.

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Looks flat. Don't like the orange in her dress.
 
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