🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[Commandant Swordfish]

How's this boy pulling a knife when, from his drawings, he seemingly has no bones in his hands?

From what he was saying when I had the misfortune of talking to him personally, he said he was in some kind of Paedophile hunting team or some shit. Please bare in mind, I do not have the screen shots to hand, and I must apologise for the lack of evidence when I made the claim about him complaining about the small amount of decent cocks in the porncord server. I will however, maintain these things happened until my dying death rattle.

 

[Trombonista]

How's this boy pulling a knife when, from his drawings, he seemingly has no bones in his hands?

From what he was saying when I had the misfortune of talking to him personally, he said he was in some kind of Paedophile hunting team or some shit. Please bare in mind, I do not have the screen shots to hand, and I must apologise for the lack of evidence when I made the claim about him complaining about the small amount of decent cocks in the porncord server. I will however, maintain these things happened until my dying death rattle.

I'm willing to believe he said he was in some kind of pedophile hunting team.

 

[figsmeller893]

Spoiler: Condor becomes an art hooker

 

[ColdWarSyndrome]

Spoiler: Condor becomes an art hooker

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there's no fucking way

 

[figsmeller893]

there's no fucking way

there is a fucking a way, you're looking at the way.

 

[Meowthkip]

Spoiler: Condor becomes an art hooker

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I am skeptical of its authenticity but still very curious. Is there a high-res version of the drawing? What was the context for this? Because if this is real then WEW LAD, I knew he was repressed.

 

[ColdWarSyndrome]

I am skeptical of its authenticity but still very curious. Is there a high-res version of the drawing? What was the context for this? Because if this is real then WEW LAD, I knew he was repressed.

we knew that he and someone else in the discord were messaging each other, didn't know he was sending futa to her tho.

 

[Meowthkip]

we knew that he and someone else in the discord were messaging each other, didn't know he was sending futa to her tho.

It looks like his art style.

I wonder what other nasty porn he's hiding.

 

[figsmeller893]

I am skeptical of its authenticity but still very curious. Is there a high-res version of the drawing? What was the context for this? Because if this is real then WEW LAD, I knew he was repressed.

No high res version that I know of, but I know both Condor and the other person in the image, and for a short period of time, they were quite friendly with each other and from what I know they also talked in DMs quite a bit. I'll see what I can do about perhaps getting a couple more screenshots of that specific DM, but I can't promise anything.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

In all of the chimping and sperging @The Cunning Condor and @Cunning Condor have done, never saw these archives posted.

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Steam

 

[Lucricitous]

Beware: Aria_TRex

Started simple. She added me on Steam curious about getting a commission from me. I asked her if shed be fine with $20 for a full color and she agreed. Normally, Im polite about things and only ask for payment upon completing the artwork so I send the finished work over, she responds positively. ...

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archived 9 Apr 2020 19:49:15 UTC

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I can't tell if this is the same Cunning Condor as the titular thread topic, but if it is then he got fucked with. If it isn't then I'm dumb.

 

[Meowthkip]

Beware: Aria_TRex

Started simple. She added me on Steam curious about getting a commission from me. I asked her if shed be fine with $20 for a full color and she agreed. Normally, Im polite about things and only ask for payment upon completing the artwork so I send the finished work over, she responds positively. ...

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archived 9 Apr 2020 19:49:15 UTC

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I can't tell if this is the same Cunning Condor as the titular thread topic, but if it is then he got fucked with. If it isn't then I'm dumb.

It's him. He's the only person that's ever tried to convince us there's more than one Cunning Condor on the internet.

 

[NonCorporealCannibal]

Beware: Aria_TRex

Started simple. She added me on Steam curious about getting a commission from me. I asked her if shed be fine with $20 for a full color and she agreed. Normally, Im polite about things and only ask for payment upon completing the artwork so I send the finished work over, she responds positively. ...

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archived 9 Apr 2020 19:49:15 UTC

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I can't tell if this is the same Cunning Condor as the titular thread topic, but if it is then he got fucked with. If it isn't then I'm dumb.

As someone who knows him via discord, I've seen him use that icon in the past, so yes, that's him.
This is pretty shitty, and obviously he got fucked over by a shitty human being, but I can't help but find it laughable that he calls himself a "professional cartoonist" that claims to get "serious offers for good money fairly regularly" when he doesn't even think to at least get 50% upfront, or create an invoice.