🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[Cunning Condor]

Ah yes but whats wrong with a bit of competition?

Come on, Meowthkip can get involved too.

I prefer to focus on my own art rather than trying to make it all about "wanting to be the very best like no one ever was"

 

[Dalish]

Art needn't be a competition.


I don't know the proper term then. :/

Lol creative fields will always be competitions. You will always be judged on the quality of your work and it will always be scrutinized against your peers.

Getting acclaim for your art v someone else's art on the same subject will always be apart of being an artist.

You're similar to @Connor in the worst possible ways. Get over yourself and rise to the challenge of drawing something that makes you uncomfortable, if it's really that easy.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Let me get my tablet.

We're doing tablets? I'm still not used to digital art, especially with tablets.

 

[Sigyn]

The fuck is this?
Yeesh.

It's actual art. Something you may have never seen. @BriarHeart , where can I get prints of that? It's incredible.

 

[Loke]

Or I'm messing with y'all. Like I said, I might not even be condor.

Wow, what a master of suspense. Condor, you just became the new TJ Church. Grats!

 

[Coster]

We're doing tablets? I'm still not used to any art.

FTFY.

 

[SpessCaptain]

I prefer to focus on my own art rather than trying to make it all about "wanting to be the very best like no one ever was"

You're the worst artist if you can't draw on the spot. Seriously shit could draw better than you if you can't plan on the spot.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Lol creative fields will always be competitions. You will always be judged on the quality of your work and it will always be scrutinized against your peers.

Getting acclaim for your art v someone else's art on the same subject will always be apart of being an artist.

You're similar to @Connor in the worst possible ways. Get over yourself and rise to the challenge of drawing something that makes you uncomfortable, if it's really that easy.

I always draw things that are challenging for me. just not things that I feel would damage my reputation (good or bad).

Plus if I did start drawing porn out of the blue, how do you think all my haters would react??

 

[Loke]

Bolding mine:


No imagination, you say? Boring, you say? Tell that to Austrian artist Franz von Bayros (1866-1924) and his lavishly-rendered engravings:

Spoiler: Warning: Beautiful, Historic, and NSFW

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Go ahead, tell me that porn can't be art. I dare you. I double-dare you, Chickenshit Connor.

That was EXACTLY WHAT I WAS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BEFORE, YOU LITTLE PUTZ. Screeching done.

 

[Cunning Condor]

You're the worst artist if you can't draw on the spot. Seriously shit could draw better than you if you can't plan on the spot.

"on the spot". I don't like rushing things.

Seriously, has no one tried steganography on anything I've made?

 

[Meowthkip]

I prefer to focus on my own art rather than trying to make it all about "wanting to be the very best like no one ever was"

Unfortunately, art is a business, and business involves competition.

My lappy's slow, so I need to restart my tablet driver and fire up Photoshop.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Or I'm messing with y'all. Like I said, I might not even be condor.

You're not. Condor is asexual (or at least he's said as much on his DA) . You said it yourself that you're fearless with your love. You're just a mimic.

 

[Cunning Condor]

It's actual art. Something you may have never seen. @BriarHeart , where can I get prints of that? It's incredible.

Just because art is old and has a name attached to it doesn't mean it's good. Bad artists existed during the Renaissance, for example.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Or I'm messing with y'all. Like I said, I might not even be condor.

Okay, so I'm dubbing you The Cumming Condom.

 

[Meowthkip]

"on the spot". I don't like rushing things.

Seriously, has no one tried steganography on anything I've made?

Nigga have you even done a timed gesture drawing?

kek

 

[noooooway]

Just because art is old and has a name attached to it doesn't mean it's good. Bad artists existed during the Renaissance, for example.

if you think you can do it better, then do it

 

[Cunning Condor]

You're not. Condor is asexual (or at least he's said as much on his DA) . You said it yourself that you're fearless with your love. You're just a mimic.

Actually, while I hasn't ever specified my sexual preferences (for obvious reasons) I can assure you I am not asexual.

Hey guys, also, I personally don't consider breasts a "private area". It's just nipples, guys. Chill out.

if you think you can do it better, then do it

Okay.


Wanna cheeseburger?

 

[SpessCaptain]

"on the spot". I don't like rushing things.

Seriously, has no one tried steganography on anything I've made?

There's nothing cryptic about it.

 

[Jaimas]

"on the spot". I don't like rushing things.

Seriously, has no one tried steganography on anything I've made?

Bitch you just jelly of Meowthkip's Tumblr Artblog swagger.

 

[noooooway]

Hey guys, also, I personally don't consider breasts a "private area". It's just nipples, guys. Chill out.

you censored them on a work in your DA gallery so...?