🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Jaimas said:
I've got one for you. You keep refusing to analyze sex or porn, so let's take things in a different direction. A more modern example. A tragic work that mixes horror and the pointlessness of conflict in one image and happens to have sexual connotations only as part of it. Analyze this work, if you will. Take a good, long look at it.

Tell us how this isn't art, if you think you can handle this.

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If this is supposed to offend me.. it isn't. It's art... what's your point.
 
Lurker said:
It's not okay to make fun of your mom's lacklustre art skills. That would be like making fun of yourself. After all, she's where you got your lack of talent from.
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I was talking about some weirdo on tumblr. My mom wasn't an artist. In fact, I'm not entirely convinced she got the right bassinet...

Sigyn said:
Dude you literally have no idea do you. God. Okay thread, new goal. If someone can make this guy either go away or talk some sense, I'll donate the $10 to the forums tomorrow anyways.
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I just said what my conversational preferences are. That's literally it. Thuff...
 
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Cunning Condor said:
How is that piece even supposed to make a point here? It isn't pornographic in the slightest.
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I rated your post dumb, but I also wanted to respond to your post so that you are made aware that you are fucking dumb.
 
I don't understand people who can draw decently and NOT draw porn at any point in their lives.

There's no feeling quite like seeing my parents in tears from laughing so hard after I showed them the gay Duck Dynasty porn I drew.

Even if it's not straight up porn, stop being such a wet blanket if people like to draw shit because it's funny or if they're making money off of it.
 
meatslab said:
I don't understand people who can draw decently and NOT draw porn at any point in their lives.

There's no feeling quite like my parents in tears from laughing so hard after I showed them the gay Duck Dynasty porn I drew.

Even if it's not straight up porn, stop being such a wet blanket if people like to draw shit because it's funny or if they're making money off of it.
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Oh, no I HAVE drawn porn before. But I did not enjoy it. I felt like I was.. cheating at art or something at the time.

I'm fine with people drawing funny stuff. I'm fine with people making money off art (pending they deserve it)

I'm not fine with people faking their way to acclaim.

Lurker said:
Please, make an assumption towards me. I care what you think about me.
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No you don't. I'm just a "sperg", remember?

Overchek said:
@Cunning Condor

I passed your images through a Hex editor to comb them for embedded data, since you claim to know steganography.

Guess what I found?

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You didn't do a damn thing. It takes much longer than that to go through the process. Not to mention the numerous steps to decoding some stuff too. The fact that you responded in less than an hour or two just proves that you're BSing.
 
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So what I'm getting from this is that Connie is a self-indulgent and whingy prick who ignores anything that doesn't blow his skirt up and make him feel more important and special. And that he's actually scared to death of being judged hence his unwillingness to cooperate with requests to participate.

Also I'm back bitches
 
Hello friends, I took some time out of my night to use my shitty and amateurish art skills to create some fanart of my two favorite artists. Andrew Dobson and of course, Condor.

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