🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Sigyn said:
I'm gonna guess that you've never taken a class in art composition. If I'm wrong and you have proof I'll donate $10 to the forums tomorrow.
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I have. I never liked them. I don;t have my old class schedules on me tho, so I'm not sure how to prove it. :/

Coster said:
Because you don't actually understand the picture. You see the picture, but you can't see what makes it work.
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"work"? Oi vey.

Meowthkip said:
Then bury my entry then, scrub.

You're all talk and no guts. Do you have a scanner or not?
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I actually don't.
 
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Cunning Condor said:
Are you kidding. I'm always praising artists I love? Hell, I practically obsessed over Tracy J. Butlers stuff once I discovered it.
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Yet another artist you secretly hate for being better than you. Shhh, it's okay. I understand.
 
Cunning Condor said:
I have. I never liked them. I don;t have my old class schedules on me tho, so I'm not sure how to prove it. :/
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Alright. You can prove it by telling us about one of your lectures. Pick one that talks about the elements of good composition and tell us what you learned and/or thought, along with a timeline. Maybe one of your sketches you practiced on. I don't need schedules, I wanna know that you actually learned about it and understand it's significance.

EDIT: ALSO. Tell us what was wrong with the one @BriarHeart posted.
 
Cunning Condor said:
I have. I never liked them. I don;t have my old class schedules on me tho, so I'm not sure how to prove it. :/
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If it's any consolation, composition is a weak point of mine. I've got some issues with use of space due to brain problems.

But I can recognize good composition when I see it, and that piece was on point.
 
Meowthkip said:
Then bury my entry then, scrub.

You're all talk and no guts. Do you have a scanner or not?
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I actually don't.
Lurker said:
Yet another artist you secretly hate for being better than you. Shhh, it's okay. I understand.
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Dude, if I had the opportunity to meet, say, Bill Waterson, I would be hyped as fuck.

I have idols. I look up to them. And I certainly don't see myself as some messiah figure. Jeez.
 
all right niggas let's appreciate some bomb ass porn i drew that, while lewd, is nicely composed with attention to detail. porn just happens to be involved.

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Please feel free to tell me how simple this drawing looks. I can wait.

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Valiant said:
You can prove it by drawing something and showing it.
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But I never like those classes. I always got good grades and all, but the last art class I took, I made most of the stuff intentionally lackluster (out of angst, to be honest. I was a teen, okay?)

Miraak said:
all right niggas let's appreciate some bomb ass porn i drew that, while lewd, is nicely composed with attention to detail. porn just happens to be involved.

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Please feel free to tell me how simple this drawing looks.
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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.
 
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Cunning Condor said:
I actually don't.
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You got a phone, right? Take a picture, then.

Cunning Condor said:
But I never like those classes. I always got good grades and all, but the last art class I took, I made most of the stuff intentionally lackluster (out of angst, to be honest. I was a teen, okay?)
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I thought you said somewhere you were an art student.
 
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