🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Condor: My art is ironic and deep and makes a statement!
Condor: My art is personal and for fun

Condor: I really like criticism!
Condor: I'm an edgelord troll who wants to experiment with your heads. I don't care bout criticism.
Condor: I'm testing you AND care about criticism

Condor: My art will become a masterpiece and make tons of money!
Condor: I don't want money for my art, Raphael rapes my art

Dude. At least pick an opinion and stick with it. We'd respect you more.
 
Condor: My art is ironic and deep and makes a statement!
Condor: My art is personal and for fun

Condor: I really like criticism!
Condor: I'm an edgelord troll who wants to experiment with your heads. I don't care bout criticism.
Condor: I'm testing you AND care about criticism

Condor: My art will become a masterpiece and make tons of money!
Condor: I don't want money for my art, Raphael rapes my art

Dude. At least pick an opinion and stick with it. We'd respect you more.
1. My art has multiple reasons for being made. I.E. Naked People is silliness.

2. I like actual criticism and feedback, but when it comes to the undesirables, I like to mess with them. Its a habit.

3. I don't want to be bowed down to, nor do I give a shit about money.

We good?
 
1. My art has multiple reasons for being made. I.E. Naked People is silliness.

2. I like actual criticism and feedback, but when it comes to the undesirables, I like to mess with them. Its a habit.

3. I don't want to be bowed down to, nor do I give a shit about money.

We good?
No, we're not good. Either be polite or be a dick. You're not clever enough to play both sides, so don't pretend you are. Pick a side and stick with it cause it's obvious you have no idea what you're doing and all this flipflopping is just you being scared and hoping SOME tactic will work.
 
No, we're not good. Either be polite or be a dick. You're not clever enough to play both sides, so don't pretend you are. Pick a side and stick with it cause it's obvious you have no idea what you're doing and all this flipflopping is just you being scared and hoping SOME tactic will work.
I'm polite to those who I feel are worth being polite to. I don't like having to pretend to like someone I don't like. (hell, who does?)

I've been sticking with 1 tactic throughout this thread. When it comes to art, I've used 14 (so far)

a'ight, but whats the problem with that? i mean you've come pretty close to drawing porn yourself y'know.

what do you do for money btw
As an artist, it pisses me off to see someone use art, something of great potential, in such a stupid way.

and yes, I HAVE come close to drawing porn before and I regret that.

As for money, I work partime at a local cinema.
 
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While I kinda don't like the term,

simply put an Art Hooker is someone who draws porn for a living.
What's so bad about that? The human body is a beautiful thing and porn is wicked hot, so artists who draw porn make people happy and get paid to do art. I'm not seeing the down side here. Care to explain?
 
The human body and sexuality are nothing to be ashamed of.
I agree. Sex is a beautiful thing. Thus, I get pissed when it's mistreated and objectified.

Yes, how dare people do something they're good at for a living. /sneed

And if you don't like the term, make a different one. You're the one who made it up in the first place.
I prefer to spend time doing better things. However, if you could provide a better term that rings better I'd very much appreciate that. Art Hooker doesn't ring well.
 
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