🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

[Sonic Hoo]

Or am I? Oo

the plot thickens

 

[Cunning Condor]

So, was it an "I'll show them! I'll show them all!! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!!" kind of crazy, or a "People not pat Condor's ass! This make Condor ANGRY!! CONDOR SMASH!!!!!" kind of crazy?

No, I got pissed off and punched a window. It was a rare occurance of me channeling my rage physically as opposed to bottling it up.

 

[Sigyn]

Condor: My art is ironic and deep and makes a statement!
Condor: My art is personal and for fun

Condor: I really like criticism!
Condor: I'm an edgelord troll who wants to experiment with your heads. I don't care bout criticism.
Condor: I'm testing you AND care about criticism

Condor: My art will become a masterpiece and make tons of money!
Condor: I don't want money for my art, Raphael rapes my art

Dude. At least pick an opinion and stick with it. We'd respect you more.

 

[Jackie Chin]

the plot thickens

Really?

 

[BriarHeart]

No, I got pissed off and punched a window. It was a rare occurance of me channeling my rage physically as opposed to bottling it up.

That's still pretty extreme. What exactly were you so pissed at?

 

[Meowthkip]

No, I got pissed off and punched a window. It was a rare occurance of me channeling my rage physically as opposed to bottling it up.

Why did you get so mad that you punched a window?

EDIT: Dang, beaten to it.

 

[Cunning Condor]

Condor: My art is ironic and deep and makes a statement!
Condor: My art is personal and for fun

Condor: I really like criticism!
Condor: I'm an edgelord troll who wants to experiment with your heads. I don't care bout criticism.
Condor: I'm testing you AND care about criticism

Condor: My art will become a masterpiece and make tons of money!
Condor: I don't want money for my art, Raphael rapes my art

Dude. At least pick an opinion and stick with it. We'd respect you more.

1. My art has multiple reasons for being made. I.E. Naked People is silliness.

2. I like actual criticism and feedback, but when it comes to the undesirables, I like to mess with them. Its a habit.

3. I don't want to be bowed down to, nor do I give a shit about money.

We good?

 

[noooooway]

Question: How can you be sure that my multiple account across the web are that of the same person? For all you know Condor could actually be 8 people sharing a password.

i have a hard time believing 8 people could be your specific brand of stupid and baffling

what's up with art hookers tho, can you explain that

 

[Cunning Condor]

That's still pretty extreme. What exactly were you so pissed at?

The idiocy of humanity and it's corruption.

#bringmethehorizon #eyeliner

 

[Jackie Chin]

#eyeliner

#gayliner

 

[Cunning Condor]

i have a hard time believing 8 people could be your specific brand of stupid and baffling

what's up with art hookers tho, can you explain that

While I kinda don't like the term,

simply put an Art Hooker is someone who draws porn for a living.

#gayliner

Heh.

 

[Sigyn]

1. My art has multiple reasons for being made. I.E. Naked People is silliness.

2. I like actual criticism and feedback, but when it comes to the undesirables, I like to mess with them. Its a habit.

3. I don't want to be bowed down to, nor do I give a shit about money.

We good?

No, we're not good. Either be polite or be a dick. You're not clever enough to play both sides, so don't pretend you are. Pick a side and stick with it cause it's obvious you have no idea what you're doing and all this flipflopping is just you being scared and hoping SOME tactic will work.

 

[noooooway]

While I kinda don't like the term,

simply put an Art Hooker is someone who draws porn for a living.

a'ight, but whats the problem with that? i mean you've come pretty close to drawing porn yourself y'know.

what do you do for money btw

 

[Cunning Condor]

No, we're not good. Either be polite or be a dick. You're not clever enough to play both sides, so don't pretend you are. Pick a side and stick with it cause it's obvious you have no idea what you're doing and all this flipflopping is just you being scared and hoping SOME tactic will work.

I'm polite to those who I feel are worth being polite to. I don't like having to pretend to like someone I don't like. (hell, who does?)

I've been sticking with 1 tactic throughout this thread. When it comes to art, I've used 14 (so far)

a'ight, but whats the problem with that? i mean you've come pretty close to drawing porn yourself y'know.

what do you do for money btw

As an artist, it pisses me off to see someone use art, something of great potential, in such a stupid way.

and yes, I HAVE come close to drawing porn before and I regret that.

As for money, I work partime at a local cinema.

 

[BriarHeart]

While I kinda don't like the term,

simply put an Art Hooker is someone who draws porn for a living.

What's so bad about that? The human body is a beautiful thing and porn is wicked hot, so artists who draw porn make people happy and get paid to do art. I'm not seeing the down side here. Care to explain?

 

[Overchek]

As an artist, it pisses me off to see someone use art, something of great potential, in such a stupid way.

and yes, I HAVE come close to drawing porn before and I regret that.

The human body and sexuality are nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Meowthkip]

2. I like actual criticism and feedback, but when it comes to the undesirables, I like to mess with them. Its a habit.

You know who else called people they didn't like "undesirables?"

Fucking Nazis.

 

[SpessCaptain]

As an artist, it pisses me off to see someone use art, something of great potential, in such a stupid way.

and yes, I HAVE come close to drawing porn before and I regret that.

On your subject of sexuality, what gender preference do you like?

 

[Scribbler]

While I kinda don't like the term,

simply put an Art Hooker is someone who draws porn for a living.

Yes, how dare people do something they're good at for a living. /sneed

And if you don't like the term, make a different one. You're the one who made it up in the first place.

 

[Cunning Condor]

The human body and sexuality are nothing to be ashamed of.

I agree. Sex is a beautiful thing. Thus, I get pissed when it's mistreated and objectified.

Yes, how dare people do something they're good at for a living. /sneed

And if you don't like the term, make a different one. You're the one who made it up in the first place.

I prefer to spend time doing better things. However, if you could provide a better term that rings better I'd very much appreciate that. Art Hooker doesn't ring well.