🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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Cunning Condor said:
It could be a scribble on notebook paper, if some wacknut spends 20,000,000 dollars on it, people will dub it a "masterpiece".
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Isn't that what your art is though? So I guess all that's left is someone spending large amounts of money on it
 
Cunning Condor said:
I like experimenting with people's mentalities. I realize that's known to be rude but it's a habit of mine. Hell, for all you know, I'm not the same Condor as the one who was on here previously.
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Oh you're one of those guys who like to test people's emotions.

I bet your single. Do you use your left hand or right hand to keep you company?
 
Sigyn said:
@Condor, these are fairly constructive pieces of criticism, all found within the first 3 pages. Please read and try to remember what this thread was originally about.
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This thread was originally about why I suck and was built to get others to insult me. Just like the other threads. I came here at first to lay any rumors to rest, then I decided to pass the time with an experiment. Big woop.
 
Cunning Condor said:
I like experimenting with people's mentalities. I realize that's known to be rude but it's a habit of mine. Hell, for all you know, I'm not the same Condor as the one who was on here previously.
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Cunning Condor said:
Boredom? And I like pissing off bigots for some reason.
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No, I meant why do you think there was a thread made about you. I'll give you a hint, it wasn't made to praise your subpar art. You display a lot of autistic personality traits which are the hallmark of people who end up with threads in the "lolcow" section. You've also proven yourself to be a bigot several times in this thread. These terrible personality flaws you have are keeping this thread going, nothing else.
 
Valiant said:
Oh you're one of those guys who like to test people's emotions.

I bet your single. Do you use your left hand or right hand to keep you company?
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My right hand is currently recovering from the broken window incident.

Also, I hate the mentality that having a girlfriend/boyfriend makes someone "superior". I'm sure we all know some douchebags who have a partner who lacks any individuality, y'know?
 
Azazel said:
No, I meant why do you think there was a thread made about you. I'll give you a hint, it wasn't made to praise your subpar art. You display a lot of autistic personality traits which are the hallmark of people who end up with threads in the "lolcow" section. You've also proven yourself to be a bigot several times in this thread. These terrible personality flaws you have are keeping this thread going, nothing else.
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This thread was made to insult me because I said I hate porn.

Also, how am I a bigot? I despise anyone who sees another person as a "lower person" just because of their race/religion/etc.
 
>>>was here when Condor first showed up.
>>>stopped paying attention because he seemed alright.
>>>see that he's now got 25 pages of sperging.
Jesus dude, I thought you seemed alright.
Anyone feel like giving a tl;dr on what I missed?
 
Cunning Condor said:
My right hand is currently recovering from the broken window incident.

Also, I hate the mentality that having a girlfriend/boyfriend makes someone "superior". I'm sure we all know some douchebags who have a partner who lacks any individuality, y'know?
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Oh don't be like that, only shallow people go and claim that all the douchebags are 'taking the women'.
 
Randall Fragg said:
>>>was here when Condor first showed up.
>>>stopped paying attention because he seemed alright.
>>>see that he's now got 25 pages of sperging.
Jesus dude, I thought you seemed alright.
Anyone feel like giving a tl;dr on what I missed?
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I am. I'm just messing with y'all and waiting for the majority to readjust. In the meantime, I'll continue this setup. :l
 
Randall Fragg said:
>>>was here when Condor first showed up.
>>>stopped paying attention because he seemed alright.
>>>see that he's now got 25 pages of sperging.
Jesus dude, I thought you seemed alright.
Anyone feel like giving a tl;dr on what I missed?
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Condor revealed himself to be a pretentious douche who rejects criticism and acts like he's smarter than everyone else.

Oh, and he hates whores.

Cunning Condor said:
My wrist was severely damaged in an accident. I suppose y'all are gonna boo me for not dying too?
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What kind of accident?
 
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