🐮 Lolcow Jack David Sickenberger / The Cunning Condor - Prudish, Nosy, and Pretentious Cartoonist who Hates WHORES and makes REAL ART

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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Cunning Condor please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Cunning Condor please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
 
Cunning Condor said:
Ya wanna know the truth? I could easily get a boatload of attention by drawing tons of porn all over the place, hell I could do it tonight. More people would like me, and I would have more attention in a matter of days. Hell, I'd probably even be happier.

I choose not to. Because it's not what I believe in. I'm not "scared" or "shy" about it. I just would feel like a horrible person for having done it. That's me.
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Then fucking do it. Draw some porn. You're capable, right? You're not scared or shy?

Come on. We saw the poorly-rendered cheesecake earlier you drew as "satire." Draw some porn.
 
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Cunning Condor said:
Ya wanna know the truth? I could easily get a boatload of attention by drawing tons of porn all over the place, hell I could do it tonight. More people would like me, and I would have more attention in a matter of days. Hell, I'd probably even be happier.

I choose not to. Because it's not what I believe in. I'm not "scared" or "shy" about it. I just would feel like a horrible person for having done it. That's me.
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I think it's actually because you know your art sucks and that the only people that would like your pornographic works would be the lowest common denominator of people looking for fap artwork. Though that's fairly optimistic of me to say because that would imply you're artistically self-aware.
 
Meowthkip said:
Then fucking do it. Draw some porn. You're capable, right? You're not scared or shy?

Come on. We say the poorly-rendered cheesecake earlier you drew as "satire." Draw some porn.
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I don't like drawing porn. It makes me feel like I'm disrespecting all that I work for.

Call me obsessive, but my art is my creation. If I were to desecrate it by objectifying it, I'd feel terrible about myself. I already have those redacted pieces I can't undraw.

Hat said:
I didn't know that this thread was still alive; can I get a recap?
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I hate porn, I'm an asshole.

Yer uppta speed.
 
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Cunning Condor said:
I don't like drawing porn. It makes me feel like I'm disrespecting all that I work for.

Call me obsessive, but my art is my creation. If I were to desecrate it by objectifying it, I'd feel terrible about myself. I already have those redacted pieces I can't undraw.
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Cunning Condor said:
Ya wanna know the truth? I could easily get a boatload of attention by drawing tons of porn all over the place, hell I could do it tonight. More people would like me, and I would have more attention in a matter of days. Hell, I'd probably even be happier.

I choose not to. Because it's not what I believe in. I'm not "scared" or "shy" about it. I just would feel like a horrible person for having done it. That's me.
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So wise. Much cool. Very cunning is he. Wish I were like him.
 
Cunning Condor said:
I don't like drawing porn. It makes me feel like I'm disrespecting all that I work for.

Call me obsessive, but my art is my creation. If I were to desecrate it by objectifying it, I'd feel terrible about myself. I already have those redacted pieces I can't undraw.
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Suck it up, you big baby. You're an artist. You're gonna whore yourself out sooner or later.

There's plenty of professional, big name artists that have drawn porn. You're just a prude.

You wanna have a porn-off? Because I'm down to challenge you.
 
Cunning Condor said:
Drawing porn is pathetically simple. People who do it are cop outs. Like bad comedians who rely on sex joke after unoriginal sex joke.

There's a difference between sexual art and porn.
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It's hard as fuck to draw convincing porn. The human body is complex, responds to stimuli in different ways and all of that needs to be portrayed in a realistic way. People who can draw the naked human body without oblong shapes or strange positions when put with another human body are brilliant at composition and shape.

also: lol virgin
 
Coster said:
I think it's actually because you know your art sucks and that the only people that would like your pornographic works would be the lowest common denominator of people looking for fap artwork. Though that's fairly optimistic of me to say because that would imply you're artistically self-aware.
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If I thought my art sucked, why would I still be making it? I suck at dancing, I don't pursue dancing.

Was this thread redirected as an attempt to make me a porn artist? Eh, more entertaining I suppose.
 
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Miraak said:
It's hard as fuck to draw convincing porn. The human body is complex, responds to stimuli in different ways and all of that needs to be portrayed in a realistic way. People who can draw the naked human body without oblong shapes or strange positions when put with another human body are brilliant at composition and shape.

also: lol virgin
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The human body becomes simple once you do it over and over. And seeing as sexual fantasies tend to be easier to imagine than, say, an entire planets architecture, it doesn't take much imagination when compared to actual art. The human body IS complex, let's put it to use.

Drawing simple sex is boring, but objectifying sex is hideous.

Coster said:
The issue is that you don't think it sucks when it does and needs improvement.
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All artists need improvement.

An artist's work is never done.
 
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Cunning Condor said:
The human body becomes simple once you do it over and over. And seeing as sexual fantasies tend to be easier to imagine than, say, an entire planets architecture, it doesn't take much imagination when compared to actual art. The human body IS complex, let's put it to use.

Drawing simple sex is boring, but objectifying sex is hideous.
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wagglyplacebo said:
hahaha, no dude you are totally a coward, you can't even say what sex you are without the fear of us finding out who you are. Don't try and make it sound better by calling yourself crazy either, that's just self justification for your cowardice.
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But I am crazy. I hate porn, after all.

Also, I'm hiding in reclusive nature mainly because I prefer people to focus more on the art, less on the artist.
 
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