Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

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Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 170 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 393 21.8%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 377 20.9%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 862 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,803
The only thing I'm lookin forward to other than the Synthetic Man stream is the bugs. MEA had some truly epic ones and the hysterical glitch compilations on YouTube were the only funny or entertaining part of that game.
 
First they changed the title of the game which was atleast for me a very interesting name. Then we have the suicide squad type trailer with all the colors and quips in a setting that is currently bleak, dark and its heading to shit. Its just a clash of tones for me. If they had made a better trailer with appropriate colors and script, it would have been a banger, instead we got DEI'd. I gave DA:I shit even though i enjoyed the game(Fuck you Vivienne, you actually made me care for a nigger) and for all its flaws i feel it still will be a better game than Gayguard
 
EA should have sold Bioware to Microsoft while they were on a buying binge. M$ would have eagerly spent ESG money to buy a bag of magic deadnames and the rights to the ME and DA IPs. Fuck, they wanted Redfall and Starfield as tent IPs.
 
On twitter they are going out of their way to do damage control. Saying the game is in between DA2 and Inquisition in terms of tone, but the dialogue is apparently all marvel quips. (Which is even worse, tbh).

It’s hard to know which is real and what is Bioware doing damage control.

But from what I’ve seen, BioWare’s marketers and staff are desperately trying to calm people down.

First they changed the title of the game which was atleast for me a very interesting name. Then we have the suicide squad type trailer with all the colors and quips in a setting that is currently bleak, dark and its heading to shit. Its just a clash of tones for me. If they had made a better trailer with appropriate colors and script, it would have been a banger, instead we got DEI'd. I gave DA:I shit even though i enjoyed the game(Fuck you Vivienne, you actually made me care for a nigger) and for all its flaws i feel it still will be a better game than Gayguard
If the damage control is true, you’re going to see a reasonably serious tone mixed with marvel quips and Whedon dialogue. “Uh there are demons pouring into Minthrathous, everyone is screaming and dying”

“Well…that happened,”

“Solas wants to bring down the veil”

“What are we, some kinda veil guard”

Solas: goes on some long soliquoy about the elves and the need to reconcile the world of matter and spirit,

“Hey Egg, you got any milk in those cartons”
 
On twitter they are going out of their way to do damage control. Saying the game is in between DA2 and Inquisition in terms of tone, but the dialogue is apparently all marvel quips. (Which is even worse, tbh).

They've also released a ~20 second video preview of the gameplay trailer:


I don't have the time to do a deep dive into replies and QTs, but the first impression is a big sigh of relief (and, of course, dunking on people who slammed the first preview, because pop culture is all about calling the other guy an asshole now). Curious what you folks think. Personally I found it a lot better than the teaser, but not, you know, jaw-dropping. "Better than neon dogshit" is a fairly low bar.
 
Curious what you folks think. Personally I found it a lot better than the teaser, but not, you know, jaw-dropping. "Better than neon dogshit" is a fairly low bar.
I'm curious to see what the actual gameplay is going to look like. Bioware likes to look at something popular, panic and throw out all of their work into a big dumpster then scramble to get on the next big trend. So that being said if they try to make a knockoff BG3 with half way decent combat and exploration than it might be worth a look. That is a very very big 'IF' though and I'm pretty particular about my RPG combat, still if it manages to ding off a couple points that I like I might buy it on sale. I liked Solasta ffs.

Those NPCs look really fucking annoying though and if I can't bully the fuck out of them than I just don't know if I could stomach it.

I'm not holding my breath in the slightest but I hope it's good despite everything.
 
I'm curious to see what the actual gameplay is going to look like. Bioware likes to look at something popular, panic and throw out all of their work into a big dumpster then scramble to get on the next big trend. So that being said if they try to make a knockoff BG3 with half way decent combat and exploration than it might be worth a look. That is a very very big 'IF' though and I'm pretty particular about my RPG combat, still if it manages to ding off a couple points that I like I might buy it on sale. I liked Solasta ffs.

Those NPCs look really fucking annoying though and if I can't bully the fuck out of them than I just don't know if I could stomach it.

I'm not holding my breath in the slightest but I hope it's good despite everything.
The game looks like a lyra asset swap from the trailer, I imagine its going to play like a generic unreal shooter a team of 5 made in 6 months, there is 0 chance the game will be good, and after anthem, I truly hope it sinks bioware, and they get liquidated.
 
The trailers says more than that 20 second video of NOTHING. It just looks like a DLC for Inquisition.
But we will see just how cooked it is in the full gameplay demo tomorrow, then see how much worse it is when the game gets released.
 
Good, let Bioware die so Jonathan Shepard can rest in peace, he earned his place in the sun and ME4 would undoubtedly follow in late sequel tradition of making past protagonists irrelevant.

Every Dragon Age other than core (Awakening was redditslop) Orgins is garbage, series was never good.
 
Here's a better looking image of the characters that Bioware released at some point today. Still kind of weird looking but not as bad as the trailer made them look.
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Something is just off about the Asian elf-chick's face. The black elf dude looks fine, honestly probably the best looking of the characters, so it's not just some reaction to a non-white elf.
 
Here's a better looking image of the characters that Bioware released at some point today. Still kind of weird looking but not as bad as the trailer made them look.
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I wonder what prompt they gave to DALL-E to make that. It looks like AI art.

Chinese Elf looks like she has back problems with how she is holding her arms, nigger is about to rob someone the way he's holding that knife, old man looks like he's guarding his dinner with a staff (probably afraid of the nigger), Qunari looks bored and is probably the enby because you know Patrick Weekes made one of these characters one.
 
judging by how their Twitter is now doing damage control by sharing gloomier/darker screenshots of the game makes me think marketing is going to reevaluate their approach for the next trailer.
Here's a better looking image of the characters that Bioware released at some point today. Still kind of weird looking but not as bad as the trailer made them look.
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Must everything be purple?
 
Here's a better looking image of the characters that Bioware released at some point today. Still kind of weird looking but not as bad as the trailer made them look.
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So the human characters are sharp sculpted Fortnite style, the elves and qunari are realistic humans but with pointy ears/ horns, and scout Harding is completely unrecognizable other than being a dwarf with red hair. I mean the graphics look good, you can see where the money and time went, but without the context I wouldn't have guessed this image had anything to do with Dragon Age.
 
Why do all these shitty DEI slop games have a massive obsession with purple neon lighting?
Bisexual lighting and neon colors are the calling card of the woke. It's fronting. Also Fortnite.
I have no fucking clue how Bioware is even still around. EA has shitcanned other devs for way, waaay less.
EA has kept them around because they are probably a major reason they get DEI funding. All their faggots and browns work at one of the many many Bioware shell companies.
Has a reliable source said that DA4 is make-or-break for the studio?
People have been thinking that the next game was gonna kill Bioware since Andromeda but it clearly isn't happening. I'm sure the money they generate from the Fink tank alone is enough to justify keeping them around, even if it's in name only.

Game will flop, everyone will be fired and EA will shovel another hundred disposal retards into the company.
Here's a better looking image of the characters that Bioware released at some point today. Still kind of weird looking but not as bad as the trailer made them look.
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Wow! My happy gaggle of southern Californians look so cool and epic! Can't wait to get sage advice from gay grandpa with AIDS in the middle, or to be lectured on the gender spectrum by the frumpy chink elf to his right. Now THIS screams a cast of likable and dangerous heroes!

FUCKING KILL ME!
 
Jesus, that image is straight out of Fortnite mobile fever dream.

Also, why are the melee-oriented warriors so devoid of muscle bulk?

Qunari looks bored and is probably the enby because you know Patrick Weekes made one of these characters one.

The Qunari going from a rigid, totalitarian, expansionist communist nation to LGBTQIAWTFISTHIS+ furry fetish self-inserts is one of the biggest travesties of this franchise.
 
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