⛓️ Incarcerated Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I've heard of alogs, but what are weens?

Weens are just lolcows that haven't hatched yet.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

I cant edit the original post anymore cause it got featured but daniels plea hearing is set for April 9th



I think daniel is pretty head strong about his innocence and he wont take a plea deal and fucks himself even further by dragging this though a full trial.

And god help anyone picked for that jury.

 

[P-38 autist]

I think daniel is pretty head strong about his innocence and he wont take a plea deal and fucks himself even further by dragging this though a full trial.

And god help anyone picked for that jury.

What I remember about daniel is that enough browbeating will eventually get him to back down. Lord knows if his Public Defenders have the patience to do that though.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

What I remember about daniel is that enough browbeating will eventually get him to back down. Lord knows if his Public Defenders have the patience to do that though.

He dropped the public defender because the public defender wanted him not to stand trial and daniel wanted to stand trial, and bob got him a pay lawyer who is gonna bill as many hours as possible.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Cyraxx next

 

[StMaryPiper]

I'm not sure why this needs to be posted….

Nature vs nurture debate. Is being a Larson a curse at birth or does the crackhead need to be made?

 

[Taser Confetti]

The US court system continues to be incompetent. Daniel Larson is one of the few people that are genuinely too retarded and mentally ill to stand trial.

Prisons are full of people just as retarded as him because the criteria for incompetence is very specific. The BOP does have "Secure PTUs" (Secure Psychology Treatment Units) for, intensive, often involuntary, mental health treatment. It’s in everyone’s interest that he goes to one of those.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Clown world strikes again.

 

[stares at error messages]

Daniels iq is a luke warm 72, 2 points shy of what he needed to not stand trial.

The only reason they are taking him to trial is because he's 2 points too smart to be put in the retard concentration camp for the rest of his life. That's the funniest thing ever.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

His trial starts on Hitler's birthday.

INB4 Kayne Wear somehow gets involved in Daniel Larson lore.

Cyraxx next

Last time Cyraxx trended, people were defending him, threatening to kill ICE, and even calling the pederast a hero, including this site. Similar to how people here downplay the LGBT screwed up Chris-Chan worse than the regular trolls.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

Ok so reading daniels case this morning

The lawyer that felxburger claimed was new is not actually new at all and has been an attorney of daniels since April of 2025, seems daniels income must have been found and hes not eligible for a public defender which all but confirms that bob in charge of money that daniels grandma left him when she died.

This is why you dont get your news from flexburger who had daniel shove a toothbrush up his ass and made daniel show his massive retard dick to bunch of kids on tik tok live.

 

[ozarka]

how in the fuck did they determine him yo be competent? Justice system is a fucking joke

 

[Unfortunate Reality]

how in the fuck did they determine him yo be competent? Justice system is a fucking joke

Anti-psychotics go brr. Drugs can do all kinds of wonders, try them sometime.

 

[Sal Saperstein]

Ok so reading daniels case this morning

The lawyer that felxburger claimed was new is not actually new at all and has been an attorney of daniels since April of 2025, seems daniels income must have been found and hes not eligible for a public defender which all but confirms that bob in charge of money that daniels grandma left him when she died.

This is why you dont get your news from flexburger who had daniel shove a toothbrush up his ass and made daniel show his massive retard dick to bunch of kids on tik tok live.

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[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

Hes not new, flexburger is werid o who tried to go from brutally aloging daniel to pretending hes a journalist lmao

And the new lead attorney never filed a motion to withdraw, he just stopped appearing in court after a few appearance.

Only the feds and the public defender filed motions to withdraw not Jeffrey

So the proper daniel larson news would be

Daniels lawyer moved to lead attorney after its ruled hes not eligible for a public defender anymore.

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68494815/united-states-v-larson/

 

[Taser Confetti]

how in the fuck did they determine him yo be competent? Justice system is a fucking joke

Blame deinstitutionalization. There’s barely enough hospital beds to keep the worst shit smearing maniacs commited. Jails and prisons are crawling with people just as retarded as Larson.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Going to trial is a bad choice for him.

The feds have a crazy conviction rate of 90%+ percent not because they are good but because an AUSA (Federal attorney) took his case. The agent literally called their office, pitched the duty AUSA his case, and the guy decided whether or not they want the case. They look at number of years, type of case, and more inportantly if its a slam dunk.

There is a reason why that most cases just get a plea deal — evidence is overwhelming. They take plea deal, do a percentage of pound you in the ass prison, then piss off back to the world.

You go to trial and the AUSA is no longer looking for minimums and a win. They are going to try and fuck him over. Its no longer ‘he made a terroist threat’, it instead becomes hes a danger to society and need to get the maximum and gets a judges eye on his case.

Hes going to lose, probably not get fucked to badly, but it will be worse than if just listened to his lawyer.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Going to trial is a bad choice for him.

The feds have a crazy conviction rate of 90%+ percent not because they are good but because an AUSA (Federal attorney) took his case. The agent literally called their office, pitched the duty AUSA his case, and the guy decided whether or not they want the case. They look at number of years, type of case, and more inportantly if its a slam dunk.

There is a reason why that most cases just get a plea deal — evidence is overwhelming. They take plea deal, do a percentage of pound you in the ass prison, then piss off back to the world.

You go to trial and the AUSA is no longer looking for minimums and a win. They are going to try and fuck him over. Its no longer ‘he made a terroist threat’, it instead becomes hes a danger to society and need to get the maximum and gets a judges eye on his case.

Hes going to lose, probably not get fucked to badly, but it will be worse than if just listened to his lawyer.

Didn’t the agent practically beg him to knock it off and he only doubled down and threatened the agent personally? He’s about as guilty as guilty gets.

 

[assclown]

if daniel gets out there are going to be a bunch of zoomers showing up to harass him

 

[Taser Confetti]

if daniel gets out there are going to be a bunch of zoomers showing up to harass him

He’s not getting out. Fed conviction rate is something like 95% and his fed posting is about as well documented as it gets. Hopefully they transfer him to one of the BoP’s psych units and keep his approved contact list on the tablet on lockdown so he doesn’t regress.