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The Cows are evolving I repeat,
The Cows are evolving!

Well, not our cows.


We now have on record cows being able to use "Tools" on their own recognizance.
Aside humans, only monkeys are generally known to be the only other species capable of making and using tools.
In this case, this wholesome cow in Austria named Veronika has figured out that this stick can be used for scratching a good itch.
Normally, this was considered a hard to understand joke but, here we are today.
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Come learn more and chat about it on the KF thread!

Link to the science journal on this
 
Jonathan Yaniv's six month pay up period has ended. Unless Jon comes up with $400k by January 29th the strata corp will place his condo up for sale.
 
Wanna read an article about a serial cannibal named Keith that solicits his victims from suicide forums and has multiple decades of insanely degenerate online history?

Keith quickly revealed to Jenny that he wasn’t really suicidal. He was a cannibal, and he was hoping to convince Jenny to let him murder and cannibalize her on video – a snuff film which he would later market for sale on the dark web. Keith told Jenny he had killed at least two other people who he met online in this way. Jenny recounted with horror how Keith had taken her into his home and showed her what she described as a “kill room”.
A woman who had spoken with Keith on Craigslist told police that he had asked her to come to his residence and “hurt him”. He offered to compensate her for her time and expenses. Keith told police that he was attempting to play out an autoerotic fantasy in which a female would beat him up and then shoot him, but he denied being suicidal and claimed it was just a fantasy.
The first affiliated page featured goldfish swallowing – fetish content that revolved around young men and women swallowing live goldfish (a type of content I was happily unfamiliar with leading up to this investigation.)
On a website called Breeding Zone, Keith’s bio read, “FL. Neg, Recently Tested. Bottom”... Keith also used the site to organize a “group pozzing party”.

Then read more and discuss here! https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kannibal-keith.237447/
 
The G.O.A.T. Austin Curtis Peterson aka BossmanJack, aka the Bane of your moms sweet vagine... has pulled some PC time in rehab, begged for a juicer, and live streamed it from rehab.

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We are so fucking back.

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In yet another instance of "The Smash Community Having A Normal One", disgraced former competitive player and Kickstarter scammer Corey "False" Shin was recently arrested for allegedly threatening to bomb a town hall building. He has been arrested 8 different times in 6 months for things like trespassing, violating restraining orders, and public lewdness.

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Who is False? In his own words:

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Read about False's history in the community of being an abusive psychopath that vomits villain monologues on "secret" social media accounts and scams fans out of nearly $10k before being ousted in the Super Smash Bros Community thread.
 
(Note: this story involves two people both named Jeremy so to make things less confusing I will refer to them with the name of their YouTube channel)

In Quartering news, Quartering has been called out by DDayCobra of Geeks and Gamers (a pop culture and news oriented channel in the same vein as The Quartering except still successful and relevant) after Quartering inexplicably tried to make the argument that Geeks and Gamers was failing as a way to excuse his own poor performance on YouTube by implying a site wide issue. DDayCobra particularly took umbrage with Quartering ignoring several important pieces of context in order to make an apples-to-oranges comparison, such as the main Geeks and Gamers channel abandoning a consistent upload schedule and the affiliated livestream still raking in thousands of dollars from superchats (something Hambly noticeably lacks during his livestreams). He also throws shade at Quartering for constantly shilling Rumble in his videos and being overly reliant on ad reads:
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DDayCobra also reacted to a Kino Casino segment about Quartering during a livestream:

(Discuss Here)

To complement this, legendary Quartering a-log @returnofthemacandcheese has created an effort post of all the times Quartering has inexplicably started talking shit about other content creators in his same sphere, usually with criticisms that also apply to Quartering himself
 
This weekend, notorious journo-scum and noted Donald Trump alog, Don Lemon joined a group of lefty nuts to confront an alleged ICE agent pastor in front of his congregation.

Instead of protesting in front of the church or calmly staging a non-disruptive sit-in, they decided to burst into the church mid-prayer and scold the man and his attendees for not standing up to ICE and "defending our Somali and Latine communities".

The problem: This mimics historical KKK tactics perfectly and was almost certainly a violation of the parishioner's civil rights. The leftists clearly stated to Don on camera that they wished to intimidate the worshipers, and Lemon specifically films children crying in the corner while families fled the building in fear of their safety.


The DOJ has just announced that it plans to bring charges against the Leftist Possie and Don Lemon, with Lawtubers speculating that he may be charged with violating the "KLAN Act".

Discuss here
 
Bad news
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P-t94Y794nE
Sunni update: "apparently got into rat poison and died".
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=v7KRu8Lf4Bw
No progress on HRO, no new hearing.
Noted "accidental" dog killer Nick Rekieta has gotten a new dog

This is after previously publicly expressing disdain for his last dog who Nick claims died after "accidentally eating rat poison while the family was on vacation"

It's worth noting that Nick has told stories expressing glee at unnecessarily drowning small animals he found on his property.
 
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SWEGTA was set to give a response as to why his Bully Online mod was taken down today, but has not made any response yet.
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Very Coincidentally, he claims to have been robbed yesterday. As a reminder SWEGTA has a history of begging his fans to give him money while buying useless shit.
The likeliest reason why his mod was taken down was most likely due to TakeTwo taking notice of the mod after SWEGTA and his comodders hyping up the project within the gaming press and also using a Ko-fi to have people donate money to the mod when it was announced before taking it down 24 hours later, and there has been no statement about what happened with the money.
 
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Recently there was a sponsored tournament for Marvel Rivals (free to play online "hero shooter" type game), coinciding with the addition of Deadpool to the roster. Top prize: $40,000.

Real quick, a few of the most relevant dramatis personae:

Kingsman265: Top-tier player. College student who could use some extra cash.
Cece: Team captain who invited Kingsman to play in the tournament. Girl gamer.
Zazzastack aka Zazza: Another member of team Cece. Girl gamer. In fact Kingsman wound up being the only male player on the team. Let's see if that plays into how things turn out.

Zazza insisted on playing Black Widow, a character Kingsman believed to be bottom-tier and likely to get repeatedly picked off by the opposing team. Here's a screenshot of the impact that had on the tournament:

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Zazza at this point has 0 kills, 0 assists, and 5 deaths. Basically had no more impact that had she gone afk. Possibly more harmful than just not being there. Kingsman speaks up at death number 5, calling back to his warnings about her character's vulnerability and asks her to switch. He is audibly frustrated but does not insult or belittle her. Immediate response from Cece: "First of all, like, deadass, Kingsman, shut the fuck up." Blood is now in the water and the rest of the team activates meangirl mode: "You're doing too much." / "You're only getting value because four of them are after her." They then continued to shut down his attempts to reverse course until Cece reported him to the tournament organizer, which resulted in Kingsman being banned from the tournament. For trying to win.

Cece was not satisfied with this and continued to shit talk him on stream and in comments after the fact, calling him a "loser," saying that he didn't have social skills, saying he can't take no for an answer, etc. Unfortunately, everything that happened was being streamed for all to see and rather than kick off another Gamergate, Kingsman gained thousands of followers, Zazza's name is a complete meme among Marvel Rivals players, and the whole thing escaped containment and the would-be girlbosses got mulched up into commentary fodder by the wider Internet. When Cece's last ditch attempt to defend herself in a video where she called Kingsman a "metaslave" and had her voice pitched weirdly high (probably going for 'uwu I'm just a girl pls no bully') gained no traction, she put up a PR-speak apology on a post with restricted comments.

This is already way longer than I wanted to be and really only hits most of the highlights. More to be seen in the Marvel Rivals thread
 
The YouTuber and streamer known as Weesterner (Weest) has had allegations come out against him relating to pedophilia and rape, in which he attempted to hook up with a 12 year old girl, and also had sex with an unconscious girl.
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Once these allegations were levied, he capitulated and admitted guilt/that it is all real.
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This is notable because back in the day, he was one of the ImAlexx clique members who attempted to destroy the rival YouTuber Slazo with false allegations. He also had an extended run-in with known retard Maximilianmus.

Discuss in the Commentary Community Thread
 
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The artcow/lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV, known mostly as Fallenchungus, has returned after a hiatus to "set the record straight" on that damn Kiwi Farms and his ex-girlfriend Isabella whom brought much disturbing information about him to light in the year prior by posting a Google Doc detailing his rebuttal.

THE GOOGLE DOCKEY "a thorn in my side"
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GUYS HE POSTED THE WIKIPEDIA PAGE, WE'RE SO FUCKING SCREWED! :lit:
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This nigga was dreaming about Isabella 💀
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Franky man... TMI :cringe:
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Pure comedy gold. My sides :story:
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Francis checked himself into a loony bin in September. What is this, 14 suicide baits now?
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"null is batshit insane"
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Discuss WHY THAT FUCKING MATTERS!! in Frankie's own thread.
 
Lolcow readiness update for the upcoming 2026 Special Olympics (held in June)

Foodie Beauty has been working on pilates:

And Phil Burnell has been working on weight lifting:

How has your favorite lolcow been preparing?
 
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