Why is this confident beautiful queen incapable of doing these gay tiktok popularity contests without weapons grade chink filters and lashings of the sharmouta lipstick?
Bc she’s now being shown on screen versus whichever woman pops up next, and she knows from experience that every woman she goes up against is
prettier human-looking and the comparisons will begin immediately all over twitter and the farms and so she does her best to stand up to the challenge… which for her means putting on Nat’s hand-me-down lipstick from 6 Christmases ago and making sure the filters are in full force, and the chin spanx have squished every fold in place
Ay, Daniel, your balls are showing
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Yea I’m late to comment that... But it’s from my own video that I posted here yesterday

sometimes you catch things in your own posts that you didn’t see the first time, and then when it’s reposted 26 times in different ways you’re like “oh I missed that part!” No worries yall! Many people post the same sentiment here, were all in this shitshow ride together.
Ps: fuckin
gross
Also, this sweaty, porky, grunt-faced “Pilates” tutorial is wonderful, and thanks for the entertainment, please do more.
But it isn’t going to do SQUATCH for your girth and gunts.
Weight loss truly does happen in the kitchen aka diet, Lumpy.
And she’ll
never, EVER modify her food intake.
So keep the tutorials and full-body heave-ho angles coming, we appreciate the content (as it were?) lately. At least we get a show.
Horking your pork leg up 3 cm behind you, and … whatever the fuck this is (below) that obviously caused you distress (or an equally unwarranted picture of you experiencing bliss? God I hope that isn’t her O-face. I’m so sorry. ‘Majjin?

)…isn’t gonna do a damn thing for you, but oh is it entertaining.
Thanks for the pic,
@catbyte. She looks like that one angry steam engine from Thomas the Train, the one who’s always grumpy and mad. Just look at that face….The pissed off jowls…. (Just look at those angry downturned brows!!

)… might as well be steam puffing out of her tank engine falafel hole…
And this is just from laying supine with her feet up. Isn’t that the starfish position that she constantly swears by/is so accustomed to? I’m so sorry for the mental imagery.
eTa) lol a freebie. Christ.
Jane fuckin Fonda
(Also why is her foot the size of an infant’s footie????) god her poor teeny tiny feet, with 10 hammer toes, having to hold up all of that!!