🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
He's been asking for 30 minutes and not one finger lifted.

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Unfortunate Reality said:
Anyone know if stake KYC him? And even if they did, he could still gamble his balance away anyway, right? Idk how those "casinos" work, so honestly asking.
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That's unlikely. He probably just can't login as he doesn't remember the password or can't access 2fa or whatever.

He's also not signed up under his actual name on the account that generates thousands of affiliate money as stake.com doesn't allow US citizens. Probably that account was signed up using the ID from a guy from Indonesia oder India.
 
Bloitzhole said:
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Nothing has changed :)
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ILostItAllDude said:
He's been asking for 30 minutes and not one finger lifted.

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This is like leaving your home town and traveling the world, only to return to your parents house 20 years later and everything is cozy and steady like you remember. Your favourite steak is rotating in the microwave, all the holes you punched in the dry wall are still there, only they seem a little smaller now that you've grown. And bossman jack is in the master bedroom, banging the dogshit out of your mom.

It's nice to know that no matter how crazy the world can be, some things remain the same.
 
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Somewhere in a rehab center in bumfuck nowhere Virginia Austin has gained PC privileges. So far he has managed to log into Shuffle and recently he is logging into discord almost daily. He claims he cant stream as the rehab PC isn't equipped with a microphone and he is still a few weeks away from getting access back to his phone. However in a good mood and with fresh compulsory juicers Austin is emboldened to try and screenshare stream in discord.
Gamba streaming from the shitty thinclient in a fucking rehab center, Austin once again showing what a content machine he is.

However one problem stands in the way between the audience and gamba streaming goodness, the extremely error prone garbage discord web client. He tries to start stream and ....
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Anyway he tries to start a discord stream a couple times and keeps failing, hope is lost and people are expecting the money to already be long gone. However Austins resolve has grown and he will not let this first gamba livestream of 2026 be taken away from him, he and his chat start scheming. Reminder he has no access to his phone and he can't install standalone applications (like OBS) on the rehab PC.
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1768990433961.png <- he likes to announce it when random people in the halfway house ask him for cigs
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could it be?
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we are so back

Presenting...
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Watch now as the first ever rehab gambling Microsoft teams session unfolds in glorious 2 fps. (No audio was streamed)

Teams meeting notes:
  • Yes he lost all of $40 in 20 seconds
  • No he never elaborated on why before the stream he was looking at "houses for rent in venezuela" on Google :story:
  • Lets get right back into form with some :juice: begging
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another quick dice felt


And that about wraps up the first Microsoft Teams gambasesh
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That reup never came

Shoutouts to @Bruno Powroznik for restreaming the teams meeting to https://bossmanjack.tv/ the restream peaked at 130 viewers which is nuts, bossman hasn't streamed in ages and his only way of communicating is a discord with no invite links and yet he managed to attract an audience of almost 500 on the discord stage within moments of going live.
Also massive shoutouts to @Flaming Dumpster for his continuous tech support hosting the restream and archive server, broadcasting to 130 people at once is pretty impressive networking wise for something selfhosted.
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Full stream vod here: https://bossmanjack.net/BossmanJack/Discord/bossmanjacktv-2026-01-21_01h44m27s.mp4
 
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oldTireWater said:
Now what on earth could South America produce that could possibly interest Bossman? Must be the crypto economy
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Obviously he's going to help the liberated Venezuelan's discover true American values and freedom (and probably no kyc restrictions on payouts). He's just like George Washington (both Virginians) and your rat implications are bullshit.
 
Hell yeah, dominating the 'hab like he dominates that sweet, sweet poon.

Our boy clearly has gotten his shit together and put his inner demons to rest! He is ready to get back on the horse, kill the RATS, and make it big time!
 
This is so Whitepilling. I was afraid that his latest arrest and rehab would have led him astray from his Gamba-God.

Luckily bossman is a true believer and didn't fall for the rats tricks.
 
Avenue said:
No he never elaborated on why before the stream he was looking at "houses for rent in venezuela" on Google
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Given how he's doing all of that on a rehab pc, which I assume is for public use for anyone in the rehab, it doesn't necessarily mean it was Bossman.
 
Got Milk! said:
Obviously he's going to help the liberated Venezuelan's discover true American values and freedom (and probably no kyc restrictions on payouts). He's just like George Washington (both Virginians) and your rat implications are bullshit.
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Maybe the OSRS gold farmers living it large in Venezuela inspired in him a desire to live there. If someone gives him a 5$ juicer, he can eat the Venezuelan equivalent of a Big Buford for a month straight. When life is that easy, who gives a shit if you lose everything gambling on livestream?
 
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