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Penis Transplant simulator?
Pixel Art 2D style?
Very precise mouse movement gameplay with intense sections of burst clicking like a madman?
You get a lot of extra points for weird combination transplants like a nigger with a tiny chink cock or even grafting things that are not even dicks down there?
IDK, like a can of pringles or something...
Oh oh! and as a restriction you can only put fake ones on pooners?

Good luck getting any AI not to refuse that shit...
 
Hongourable Madisha said:
Cow Crossovers: summarising connections between different lolcows quickly. Maybe like a graph with the cows as the vertices and the links between them as the edges, like a schizo corkboard and string, or just a summary on each cow's thread of who they link to and what the connection is. (I've been playing a lot of those deduction games like Type Help and Obra Dinn and thought of this lol)
I can't keep track of entire casts of characters in things like Christory or the Sektur, and it would help people who know more about one cow to have more context on the other when they interact.
For example, Ethan Ralph might have:
Cow Crossovers:
Scarlett Hampton
Faith Vickers (baby mama 1)
Meigh (baby mama 2)
CWC (Killstream guest, sort of)
(List of anyone who's interacted with the Killstream)
Kino Casino (A-logs)
Cog (A-log)
Matthew Vickers (A-log, ex-father-in-law)

And then clicking on any of those would link to their thread, to the posts that detailed their interaction. Click on the CWC link from Ralph and it takes you to the post where Ralph filmed his incest arrest at the motel.

Whenever someone posts a happening with multiple cows, it updates all of the relevant cows' Crossover trackers with a link to that post.
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You can do this using scikit-tda to create a global directory using Kepler Mapper on the cosine similarity of an embedding vector to get very powerful search. Items that are very closely related are collapsed into a single node that is usually sized accordingly. Nodes that are connected by an edge are related. Islands, loops, and peninsulas help you find interesting stuff.
Since things that are similar are topologically related, you can easily find related and unrelated things.
Example: sphx_glr_plot_digits_thumb.png circles_mean_v2.png
Demo: https://kepler-mapper.scikit-tda.org/en/latest/_static/digits_custom_tooltips.html
This is probably the most famous graph that used a form of this:
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Note that you can visually identify the left and the right. So instead of a schizo corkboard you'd get an organized one. I like the idea of being able to better find cow crossovers and which threads discuss each other. You'd also be able to see which threads are the comfy niches—which is both a positive and a negative.
 
Ok, forget my last idea, I want a news anchor ai that keeps of all the dumb bullshit that happens on this site that's noteworthy and runs its own little news channel every day, complete with weather forecasts and reporters in the field and everything.

I dont know how possible this is actually but something like this would be funny.
 
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I know a lot of people are putting joke replies up, but i made a really helpful note app. You can double-click anywhere on your desktop and just start typing. It's a great little app for jotting down phone numbers or ideas quickly when you are on the phone or doing something else.
 
1. Name and Shame Indians
Once a user reaches some critical threshold of Indian-stickers (say at least 20 and more than 10% of all reactions), the agent reviews their post history and assesses the likelihood of their being Indian. They get a poo emoji next to their name (like pink triangles) if AI thinks they’re Indian.

2. Thread Tourists
If a thread is featured there will be an influx of posts in it. If a user who has never read (or posted) that thread writes a comment then it goes to AI for review (could also be based on reactions). If the comment sucks they get thread banned.
 
Have it slowly go through every active poster in the last month and give them a racism score.


Nigger (liver lips).
 
Something like a Wplace for the farms would be fun. Have a separate board/page where any user can place like 32 pixels max or a fixed low amount to avoid people being scummy and reset the canvas weekly.

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Castoreum said:
instead of zombies it can be naughty vs nice. collect presents instead of antidotes. naughty users make nice users naughty by bullying them (just a button to click). nice users can make naughty users nice again by giving them a present... naughty users can't give presents, but break them. if you're nice by Dec 25 you get a visit from santa. if you're naughty krampus bounces around on your screen till the new year.
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Ooh, maybe there could be random presents that show up on different pages, and if you get all 25 unique presents you get a single special present on Christmas itself
 
We should make a "BBC" "bibisi" counter whenever a user Says it in the sharty thread and WE as a community should judge who is the most BVILT of them all and also wonder if that user has the fetish or not.
 
negativlad said:
Let it run a site-wide background check on all users against their emails, IP addresses, and powerleveling, and then change all usernames to legal names for a day as a funy april fools day Prank.
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Don’t think LFJ isn’t already melting the icecaps doing this.

Null’s spare AI should solve really difficult math problems, about demographics and per capita and stuff
 
Null said:
Before: Someone reports 100 things in some shit thread. I don't want to deal with it. I ask trombonista to deal with it, but it's the sabbath, so I gotta deal with it. I spend an hour of my life reading the dumbest slapfight in history and I am very angry and my day is ruined.

Now: Someone reports 100 things in some shit thread. I don't want to deal with it. I ask Jannybot to summarize the situation and propose options. I look through the findings and ask it to resolve the reports a certain way and threadban certain people. A task that'd take an hour and probably result in me yelling at people instead took 10 minutes and had no emotional investment.
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I don't want to make a post like "My arguments are too high IQ for AI", I really don't, but it's really easy for AI to misinterpret what someone writes if the writing isn't concise and on a middle-school level. Where normal kiwis just lack reading comprehension, an AI will look for keywords and often hallucinate. Be really careful if you rely on this. Better yet just hire janitors who aren't lazy.
 
Have the bot generate a navigable timeline of notable events in extremely long and disorganized threads with brief summaries. Basically, chapter headers. Some threads have people who do this manually, but it's a ton of work and would not be hard to automate. These could later be used as a framework to improve outdated OPs.

For example, you run the task on the OneyPlays thread every 200 pages and it makes a chronological graph for post activity, and then summarizes highlighted posts or activity spikes into one liners
 
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