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Maybe an algorithm that suggests unseen content, not necessarily threads but also posts, based on what the user tends to interact with?
 
How about For every established thread, it sends the contents of said thread to Suno or other AI music making thing. once a thread leaves proving grounds, it gets the contents sent as well. So every thread has a theme song?
 
A virtual kiwi farm at the bottom of the page (or somewhere else) that has avatars of the users walking around and interacting, like a mix between that Tomodachi life game and the Dwarf Fortress world gen / legends mode.
The kiwis are coloured based on the user's profile image and named based on their user name being translated into a made up kiwi language.
Boards become like continents and threads like nations, and the kiwis interact based on user posts and interactions, but in a sort of metaphorical way or applied to a simplified list of commands.

I guess for this to make sense, it would have to be families of kiwis being assigned to a user, or maybe just forget that whole concept for the following:

The kiwis wage war on each based on thread activity, colonising their board/continent from inactive threads (maybe I'm getting a bit far form the farm concept, IDK)
 
A completely forum-based open-ended text adventure, its lore based on the info threads of every lolcow, administrated by a suicidal, schizophrenic agentic game master who communicates by posting in the game thread. There is no point or overall goal for the quest, and the agent and the users posting in the thread make their own goals and rules as they go, and the agent keeps up with the storylines and who's in them. Users are banned from posting in the thread automatically when they "die", and the agent sets an arbitrary goal for what it considers too off-topic and "kills" those off-topic posters in hilarious manners, banning them from the thread. The agent resolves conflicts between users in the thread and npcs it created. Task the agent with creating its own system for handling the timing of user posts versus when the agent finally replies to them, and how the story is affected. Grant occasional boons to users who are really, really good at playing the game, like telling the agent new rules for the game that it has to follow for a short time; literally any new rule is possible just short of damaging the thread or the agent itself. $200 of API from a decent agent can keep this shitshow going for a good while.
 
The Noise said:
Create a chatbot that is trained off of a random selection of, say, 500,000 Kiwi Farms posts. Release it into the wild as a user account. See how long it takes for anyone to notice.
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Can't wait for the one-in-a-billion odds of someone arguing with themselves.
 
Honestly the main use-case seems to be tard wrangling the disruptive 20%. It seems like outside of front facing quality updates the only other uses for AI automation like this just dive headfirst into classic draconian social media shit like "Identify users who have made financial contributions and incentivize them to give more" targeted ad shit.

A "For You" thread tab based on the user's interests would be nice.

Something that increases the flow of Lolcow thread OPs to the site, for instance NovaOnline took a while to get here because gen A/Z doesnt flow as naturally into KF. Like do you guys even have a Tyler Catastrophe or Ash Trevino thread? Would it be possible to aggregate content from other social media and create OP thread proposals based on interest?

It would be really funny to use bots to start gang-stalking a user though like Sifu's trolls.
 
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