Tattoos 12/06/17 - Phil's Phace Tattoo

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JSGOTI said:
Crossposting from his crowd funding thread, because it wasn't just ONE tattoo that he got.

He got a total of FIVE new pieces.

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Deleted because fuck that Islamic Content.

I guess Tyrone will have something to look at when Phil ends up in prison and he's fucking this pasty white ass rather than the phat booty he'd be fucking if he hadn't sold that last load to the nark.
 
I wondered when Phil would see photos of Lil' Peep and go "I can outdo that". Can't wait to see what childish scribbles he puts all over his fat maw next. Please let it be 'clitoral dough', right across his forehead.

The fact that Phil's back is almost totally untattooed just proves that he only gets them for attention. Most people into body art view the back as a fantastic canvas and spend a fuckload of time planning and getting tattoos done there. To Phil, it's invisible to other people so why bother - just ink the places people see every day. That's why he has so many tattoos crammed into every possible space on his arms, hands and neck.
 
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I was really hoping Landphil's first facial tattoo would be some kind of lesbian symbol so we could all laugh at how obviously not female he is but oh well any port in a storm.

Also those tats have to have cost $500 plus so I predict a very angry Slingblade now that he's blown almost his entire monthly tugboat in a few days.
 
I wish someone would troll this moron into getting something like "MY DADDY FUCKED ME IN THE ASS AND I LOVED IT" on his face in Spanish.
 
Gee it's nice that Phil found a tattoo artist who works for free. I mean surely he wouldn't BUY five tattoos while begging for rent money...
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Edit: I forgot to credit @BOLDYSPICY! For her angry optimistic sticker.
 
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JSGOTI said:
Crossposting from his crowd funding thread, because it wasn't just ONE tattoo that he got.

He got a total of FIVE new pieces.

Antifa Tramp Stamp
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Inmate Number
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More Handcuffs
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Russian Mafia Tattoo
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Is it just me, or is the one side of the star angled up?
 
Might the tattoo on his nose be unfinished? I could see Phil wussing out in pain halfway through and demanding the artist stop.

Also, why are fuckwits still giving him money?
 
That star he got has some of the sloppiest line work I’ve seen. I can’t tell if the shape of it is distorted by the blubber, or just an “artist” with less than no skill, but I’ll go with both as the answer. Because the only person who would tattoo such crappy artwork has to be one of the lowest rated tattoo places out there.
 
neverendingmidi said:
That star he got has some of the sloppiest line work I’ve seen. I can’t tell if the shape of it is distorted by the blubber, or just an “artist” with less than no skill, but I’ll go with both as the answer. Because the only person who would tattoo such crappy artwork has to be one of the lowest rated tattoo places out there.
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He makes them ink them exactly how he draws them. I think the tatooists do a decent job of that - they do look amazingly like his tardscribbles.
 
Tattoos on Phil are like trying to airbrush deviant art originals on to a fucked up 88 Tercel
 
Hopefully someone can get it straight from the pigs mouth about what it's supposed to be.

I didn't screencap it because it's a pain on mobile, but someone called him out on his youcaring about getting tattoos while begging for rent.
 
Lipitor said:
Is he using a shower curtain ring as a nose ring?
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Every time I see that pig ring, I want to stick a McDonald's drinking straw through it, grab it by both sides, and jerk it the fuck out, pulling the ring and his nose along with it.
 
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