Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[mango_reseller]

Does that mean they're surrendering?

No it means they're keeping up appearances.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Oh wow this guy is totally right the whole attack is just meant to fill based trad Iran with goyslop and degenerate whores, man!
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Prostitution is a degenerate practice that is illegal in Iran. Instead, Shia practice Mut'ah, temporary marriages that last for a predetermined length of time with the minimum time being one hour. That's acceptable.

 

[MadStan]

Am I going to say there's any sort of action going to take place against either country directly in the near to mid future? no absolutely not.

Do I think that their equipment being useless against our jets has them "unconcerned" no not at all. I don't think either of them are retarded (even if I think they sometimes do retarded things), and one would have to be retarded to not look at some of your newer model equipment like that Chinese radar, amounting to fuck all, and not find that to be a point to worry about.

Really, this is perhaps over simplifying the matter. Sheer numbers. That is what they have, especially China. I can assure you if we wanted to fly sorties over China, the idea they would not get touched isn't something to bank on. And really, whether or not they can shoot down a jet here and there isn't really a concern when with near certainty, we know they have capability to destroy entire flotillas with their submarines, hypersonic missiles and nuclear tipped arsenal.

I'm happy we just have proxy wars to settle the scores I'll put it that way. China vs the USA is a real war,a ll we've had since WW2 are skirmishes.

 

[Megatardingo]

MOSSAD IF YOU'RE READING THIS BOMB THIS RETARD TOO.

 

[HalHalliday]

Spoiler: Waiting for the inevitable

 

[1999 prick]

They fucking hit one of Qatar's power plants and an energy facility in Ras Laffan Industrial City.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

The pilot here (from the shot down F-15) kinda looks like Bossman:
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The American pilot after the Israeli government brain blasts him so he can't testify in 10 years time that they shot him down:

 

[0713]

Iran Declares War On America, Israel, Britain, The UAE, Saudi Arabia, Greece, Turkey, Lebanon, Qatar, Iraq, That Weird Diamond Shaped Bit Between Iraq And Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Afghanistan.

That reminds me of that Norm McDonald joke

 

[mango_reseller]

They fucking hit one of Qatar's power plants and an energy facility in Ras Laffan Industrial City.
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Yeah I think at this point it's very clear that Iran's goal is to fuck up the world energy markets (and by extension, the world markets in general). If the infrastructure starts taking hits, oil and gas disruptions... Would take months to unfuck it

 

[Total Annihilation]

Reddit cope is great.
Also, buddy calling out the refugees? Better call the German thought police!

 

[drachenbarde]

The American pilot after the Israeli government brain blasts him so he can't testify in 10 years time that they shot him down:

7569296-5116cd8f0f361de6a67eaf776c0d3973.mp4

Austingambles is such a faggot

 

[Overly Serious]

Its merely the idea that Jewish people should have a place of their own that they can flee to if they get kicked out of a country en-mass.

Not "a" place. Specifically the area that their religious texts say is theirs, justified by a claim of ancestry which is dubious. If say, some big stretch of Utah had been picked, things would be very different.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Prostitution is a degenerate practice that is illegal in Iran. Instead, Shia practice Mut'ah, temporary marriages that last for a predetermined length of time with the minimum time being one hour. That's acceptable.

See, now that’s the kind of loophole that is straight out of the Talmud!

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

Reddit cope is great.
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These retards were having meltdowns over mecha giga nazi hitler spic baby raper Trump being US president but Khamenei being supreme leader of Iran is just fine and dandy for them. Next time they cry about ICE or some shit they just need to remind themselves that Trump is quite old.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

isn't them being homosexual a popular stereotype?

Inbreeding as well. Retinitis Pigmentosa is common in nearly 70% of people from the middle east. This is a recessive eye disorder from brother/sister fucking

 

[make_it_so]

Prime minister of Lebanon announced a ban on Hezbollah's military activities:

https://x.com/AlakhbarNews/status/2028427397406564822

Does the Lebanese government even have the power to actually enforce this?

Inbreeding as well. Retinitis Pigmentosa is common in nearly 70% of people from the middle east. This is a recessive eye disorder from brother/sister fucking

It's actually more cousin-fucking in the MidEast, due to intermarriages that are carried out solely for the purposes of keeping family wealth within the family - a very typical tribal/low-trust society behavior.

 

[Bœuf Bourguignon]

Isn't Iran pretty much the nation of trannies?

Do you mean something like the Bacha Bazi? I also thought Canada by now is the nation of trannies.

isn't them being homosexual a popular stereotype?

That's all of the Middle East (and India).

Reddit cope is great.
Also, buddy calling out the refugees? Better call the German thought police!
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German redditors are some of the most despicable cuckolds on that platform, shortly after Americans.

 

[Snekposter]

Iran state media lies so much and so poorly that because they're announcing it, I'm automatically thinking he survived as a reflex.

Also, has anyone informed Rubio of his new job?

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They already informed him back in the situation room.

Found a commie absolutely MALDING over this news:
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Didn't we have a sperg show up not too long ago and insist over and over in the most tenuously linked of threads that America had to be destroyed for the good of the world? I think we know where he ended up.

The Supreme Feeder has seen this and thought that Cirnosad was pro America

Josh has let his hatred for anime cloud his judgement.

Same goes with our narrative around American military power post-WW2. The US Army delivers absurdly one-sided smackdowns NOT JUST in conventional battles but in guerilla fighting too - the Vietnamese were losing 15-to-1, the Afghanis 100-to-1, fighting guerilla wars - but the general public is too fucking stupid and checked out to know that. Their opinion comes from a TV box. I meant an ignorant motherfucker today who actually does read a lot of history and he had the impression China has near-parity wealth with us.

My old man is old enough to remember seeing the Saigon evacuation footage live on TV and I needed to remind him that happened years after we had already pulled out all our troops. The media's portrayal of Vietnam over the decades had so thoroughly buck-broken his mind he had been swearing up and down that all our soldiers had been driven out by the Viet Cong in shame and disgrace. The Tet Offensive so many people talk about being this epic win thanks to Cronkite?

Even the Commies themselves admit that it wasn't exactly this big military success.

We need a clear visual indicator of our intent to take revenge first........ perhaps a flag of some sort in a vibrant color

Are red, white, and blue not vibrant enough?

Meh, its not even the original. That building has been destroyed by fire and riots I think twice before? Maybe more than that

It, along with half of Constantinople, got burned down during the Nika riots.

It's already bad enough for them that they are hitting civilian infrastructure and not just US bases. 9\11ing the tallest tower in the world wouldn't just erode their optics, it would leave them with out any support what so ever. Not even the IRGC is that retarded. I'll even wear a burger suit if they pull a stunt like that.

I'm going to screenshot this for posterity, just in case.

Don't want you to pull a Techpriest.

It's neat to see Reza at 6 years old.

Awww, nice to see he hates being dressed up just as much as any other 6 year old does.

Also just remembered the fucking Fatwa's the Ayatollah declared on people he did not like in other countries, for writing shit like stuff that offended him or other muslims. Which then lead to radical muslims in those countries causing chaos trying to assassinate those people.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie

The fatwah was issued in 1989 and you had guys going after him intent on murder as recently as 2022 which is when he lost his eye.

Ironically enough, the only military on Earth with the technical acumen to actually make hypersonics work is the US and they seem mostly uninterested.

Well, yeah, we have no need to make them given how devastating our conventional munitions are, and making them would just let the Chinese and Russians steal the blueprints.

Semi-unrelated, but I was surprised that Russia was so late to the glide bomb game. The JDAM platform has existed since 1999 while the Russian glide bomb kit debuted in 2023 with the Ukraine war, and that was only after the lost some jets because they had to get so close to bomb accurately. Few of Russia's aircraft are true stealth fighters so it would make sense that they would be the first to develop a cheap alternative to guided bombs that could be safety launched from a greater distance accurately. After all, why spend billions in r&d for stealth fighters or expensive hellfire copies when you can attach some wings and a guidance system to old stock FABs?

Russia also was using variants of there Kh-25 which is like the Hellfire missile but its older, 1970s older and even with upgrades, its limited and more expensive. The new Kh-28 has been in use since 2011 but still, a glide bomb kit for dumb bombs seems like something Russia would have thought of way before the US perfected it. I supposed its because the US had more need and experience because of the war on terror, but still, I don't know why Russia didn't copy the US beforehand.

The USA have been trying to perfect the art of precision strikes ever since WW2, that's why.

People like to talk about "muh Fritz-X" as if it was the end-all be-all of anti-shipping weapons in WW2 but the USA was deploying active-radar homing glide bombs at the very end, and then as early as 1967 Walleye entered service as the world's first true multi-purpose glide bomb.

Whereas the Russians have never exactly prioritized precision with their ordnance deployments.

Remember we have had Jews in great numbers in our country since before ww1, we only had Muslims in this country recently and look at it now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judah_P._Benjamin
Some of them even assimilated quite magnificently despite being Englishmen by birth.

The depiction of the French as surrendering all the time also obscures the fact that the French inflicted approximately 600 casualties on American troops during Operation Torch in North Africa. You know, for all the vitriol about the USS Liberty I see from /pol/fags, you never see those same people talking about the French inflicting 20 times more casualties against Americans.

Nobody ever accuses the French of being great allies, though, at least not without being summarily mocked for their idiocy.

Meet Baghdad Bob's cousin, Tehran Tom.

Fucking Cirnofags man, I swear. They're the absolute worst out of all the Touhou fans, and you're already scraping the dregs of the anime community there.

Statement from Trump:

I don't know how much he's paying his speechwriter but it still isn't enough.

The goal is to effect regime change, not leave Iran a destitute wasteland.

Yeah, the current/ex regime already did that for us.

Little does he know hes still next.

The British reign of terror against cuisine must be brought to an end, no matter how painful doing so may be.

Rhetorical question: How is this turkroach not banned from every platform on earth already

Parody and satire are free speech. Surely you aren't claiming he's serious about anything he says, are you? That would be preposterous.

Remember when Russia supposedly sold the attack plans to Iran from the U.S. and Israel? I am starting to question if that was even true.

Yeah, the Iranians bought attack plans, but it was from the same guys they outsourced Hezbollah's pager supply to.

I think the one group of Iran's little club that hasn't been  completely embarrassed over the past 3 years is the Houthis.

That's because when they aren't chucking missiles at random against shipping targets they've been fighting other Arabs, which is just two retards fighting.

Return of the Shah - Thunkful

Can't wait for the LotR memes.

"There may come a day when the strength of men fails, but it is not this day!"

As much as I don’t like this little pickle we find ourselves in, I was never keen on him being the “Peace and Security!” President.

I would double-down on the Tolkien isms and make a remark about gibbets and crows but there's not enough left of the Iranian leadership to fit in a gibbet without falling out through the holes.

It's kind of sad how the RAF has deteriorated from the legendary "The Few" of WW2 to the "Oh, yeah, we're also here" of today.

They can just replace a turbine in a power plant somewhere with Nelson's casket for unlimited green power.

This is Space Marines vs Orks.

More like Imperial Navy vs. Feral Orks.

Don't forget the Mudhammed riding it and shifting his weight around in lieu of a guidance suite.

"I'll make the sacrifice!"

Is there a map or something?

There's your map.

If I never see the name "Mohammad" again, it'll be too soon.
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You should probably avoid visiting the UK any time soon, then.

All politics aside for a moment, can we take a minute to criticize whoever it was that allowed a 2007 Xbox Live 13-year-old to name this thing? "Operation Epic Fury"? Really?

Its no less retarded than "Operation Just Cause".

Yeah, its a very gay name. Ironic and post ironic names suck.

WW 2 DOW knew how to do it. I might suggest something like Operation Scepter or Operation Longstride.

The Korean War had Operation Killer, which as you might guess from the name was not concerned primarily with territory but instead blowing up as many Chinese as possible using America's overwhelming supremacy in artillery and air power.

Operation Lumber Mill

Jesus, dude, even by the standards of the Farms that's dark.

You'd think they'd have tighter defenses up after the Houthis started targeting their oil infrastructure years ago.

>Muslims
>Taking Precautions

Pick one.

(Apologies for epic post, but I had to go through 100+ pages.)

 

[Ghostse]

Muslim deaths will continue until morale improves.

I am working on wearing my sad face 24/7 then.

3x friendly fire by the Kuwaiti morons

https://www.centcom.mil/MEDIA/PRESS-RELEASES/Press-Release-View/Article/4418568/three-us-f-15s-involved-in-friendly-fire-incident-in-kuwait-pilots-safe/

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Our highly competent gulf state allies.

We can not seriously consider an assault on China and Russia as anything other than a comparison of a pile of beans to Mt. Everest by comparison. Xi and Putin are unconcerned. This is fantasy war porn.

Hi. I'm glad to hear you have woken up from your longer than four year Coma, but to catch you up:
Russian tried to invade a smaller neighbor just over 4 years ago and they are still trying unsuccessfully to pull it off. In that time their equipment has been shown to be massively fake, gay, and overated and able to be utterly curbed by NATO hand-me-downs from Desert Storm. The T-14 is vaporwre, the Su-57 has not taken part in operations, and they are now using donkeys and gulfcarts to conduct assaults having run out of armored vehicles made after 1970.

Putin is likely very concerned.
Xi can easily bank on the fact that it is virtually impossible for any gweilo to pick him out from any of his 1 billion body doubles, so HE'S probably sleeping like a babe.

They fucking hit one of Qatar's power plants and an energy facility in Ras Laffan Industrial City.
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How's that neutrality working out for you Sand niggers?

 

[Unredacted TND]

Reddit cope is great.
Also, buddy calling out the refugees? Better call the German thought police!
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Why do these retards act like Khamenei is the only one dead?