Feb 13 2026 - Chris kicked from HarmonyCon

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"[...] light power"
And "Chris Chan" is not "light powered" for sure. If he's powered by anything it's darkness (ego and because likely "healed" his mom).

Also, if he thinks he's Christ, then why would Christ need a "redemption arc" anyways? Shouldn't Christ be the redeemer, not redeemed?
 
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You'd think going to prison for sexually assaulting your mother would be a humbling experience for someone, but in reality, it was just treating the symptom. Chris is painfully autistic and autism is a story as old as time. If it's anything I've learned about the 'tism, it's that Autism never changes.

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And "Chris Chan" is not "light powered" for sure. If he's powered by anything it's darkness (ego and because likely "healed" his mom).

Also, if he thinks he's Christ, then why would Christ need a "redemption arc" anyways? Shouldn't Christ be the redeemer, not redeemed?

It's Chris's weird way of trying to make reality conform with his desire to LARP being Jesus and bring about the Merge so he can live in his cartoon fantasies.

Chiefly, it all comes back to the actions that largely got him excommunicated from conventions in the first place. He can't escape the fact they happened and he went to jail for it, nor can he spin his actions in a positive light that will convince people to see things his way.

Thus, he's resorting to his usual antics which is try and get around actually learning a lesson where he has to change. This 'redemption arc' nonsense is him trying to basically handwave away the matter in the same way the autism card used to for him. Effectively, he has said he's sorry and like a child he expects that having said the magic word, everything will be made okay. Because this isn't happening, he's trying to employ the agency of literal God into the mix because somehow he's more of an authority on the matter than the Pope.

The fact none of this makes any sense for the reasons you outline; that Jesus wouldn't have done any of this shit Chris is trying to claim he's already repented for, is just standard Chris logic. He'll ultimately say anything if he thinks it gets him what he wants in the end.
 
Chris got butthurt enough about the whole situation that he's decided to cut out the middleman and pretend to be God instead of Jesus.

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These foolish heathens don't understand, Chris must be allowed to creep on women at My Little Pony conventions or mankind is doomed to an eternity in the pit of Hell! Satan is LITERALLY laughing and rubbing his hands in glee right now at this sacrilege.
 
With Chris he's like a Dog you have to catch him during or immediately after a bad / wrong deed and rub his face in it an make it a hard an fast punishment for it to come close to sticking as a lesson learned and it will take a few times for it to sink in because he's that used to mental gymnastics an rules lawyering his own actions.
The problem here is Chris can't weasel his way out of this. Even the Simonla incident that took nearly two decades to resolve was more because he violated his own headcannon in thinking he'd straight up murdered a sentient being, as opposed to a concept that nobody really gave a shit about to begin with. But this? Chris can't walk back the reputation of being a literal motherfucker (regardless if it even happened), or the part where he was documented macing somebody who was actively walking away from him at the GameStop.

Simply claiming a 'redemption arc' with the backing of God will not be enough, because Chris has no way of sufficiently proving he isn't an active risk to literally anybody at a convention, and his 'fame' is too much of a disruption risk as well. Chris would have to stop being Chris entirely in order to show he's changed, and even serving a jail sentence has only driven him deeper into preferring the eternal LARP copefest instead of finally growing the fuck up and dealing with the shit situation he's in.
 
The problem here is Chris can't weasel his way out of this. Even the Simonla incident that took nearly two decades to resolve was more because he violated his own headcannon in thinking he'd straight up murdered a sentient being, as opposed to a concept that nobody really gave a shit about to begin with. But this? Chris can't walk back the reputation of being a literal motherfucker (regardless if it even happened), or the part where he was documented macing somebody who was actively walking away from him at the GameStop.

Simply claiming a 'redemption arc' with the backing of God will not be enough, because Chris has no way of sufficiently proving he isn't an active risk to literally anybody at a convention, and his 'fame' is too much of a disruption risk as well. Chris would have to stop being Chris entirely in order to show he's changed, and even serving a jail sentence has only driven him deeper into preferring the eternal LARP copefest instead of finally growing the fuck up and dealing with the shit situation he's in.
Yeah, I think the distruption part plays a big part too, he is too much of a (in)famous figure to walk around a convention without drawing a crowd and Chris in no way has the emotional maturity to deal with it.

Plus he is incredibly parasocial without understanding that people like Lightning Bliss aren't really his friend no matter how much Chris wants them to be.
 
I'm like that with a lot of cows I follow, both on the farm an my own personal lolcows - it's the total lack of self reflection, I can understand heat of the moment an not being willing to say sorry at that moment an then giving it a little time an then saying "Yea my bad" but I honestly thing one of the defining traits of a lolcow is never admitting that they are wrong.
A normal person can admit fault. Typical lolcows cannot admit fault. "Chris Chan" the alleged mother rapist is so full of himself he thinks he is "light powered" and Christ.
 
Didn’t back in his good ole days when he hated the homos say that if he couldn’t stay on the “straight path” he’d get a sex change so he “wouldn’t be gay anymore”?
If only that Sailor Moon poster survived the fire, he'd still be fully heterosexual. Honestly, one of the funniest pieces of Chris Chan lore to me is the idea that staring at the poster every night was a reminder to "stay straight" and his bizarre belief that a man can be "tricked" into "turning gay."

The irony of being into a show featuring gay and lesbian characters and being a raging homophobe himself at the same time will be lost on him forever.

Chris's beliefs about sex and sexuality have always been bizarre though, even before he fell off the straight path.
I remember in the mailbags, people would use all sorts of fake names, famous celebrities, politicians and fictional characters, and the only time Chris ever caught on that any of it was fake was for Stephen King, and that was only because he was mentioned on a Family Guy episode that same week.

His ability to separate fantasy from reality used to be extremely poor, and now it's non-existent. He couldn't understand the concept of "canon" and "non-canon" because everything had to be "real" in his brain's system. Interestingly enough, the inability to discern fantasy and reality is a common trait of catfishing victims, and Chris definitely qualifies.

He also lacks the ability to recognize people. He had to memorize his own face in a mirror just to imagine himself on adventures. If someone's immediately recognizable features aren't visible, he can't recognize them. That's why he thinks these really bad disguises work: he can't recognize himself, so naturally, he'd assume other people couldn't.

The power rangers suit might have worked if he didn't put on the fucking Sonichu medallion over it and ramble at people about the dimensional merge.
It's like every cartoon or comedy where the protagonists steal the bad guys' uniforms, put them on poorly, and hope that nobody notices. Like that scene from Blazing Saddles where Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder beat up a couple of KKK guys and take their clothes, except in Chris's case it worked even worse.
 
If only that Sailor Moon poster survived the fire, he'd still be fully heterosexual. Honestly, one of the funniest pieces of Chris Chan lore to me is the idea that staring at the poster every night was a reminder to "stay straight" and his bizarre belief that a man can be "tricked" into "turning gay."

In his defense, Chris was tricked into doing a LOT of things that any reasonable person couldn't be tricked into.
Just off the top of my head, he was tricked into:
  • Leaking nude photos of himself (multiple times)
  • Shoving his medallion up his ass
  • Driving across multiple states to rescue a fake girlfriend
  • Punching his mom
  • Giving a video tour of his hoarder house (multiple times)
And there are some who believe that he was tricked into the incest/rape.

If anyone could be tricked into turning gay, it's Chris.
 
"Every single convention afterward"

Oh yeah, he's going to try this shit again. He really wants back into the con scene.
Still doesn't get that Chris has been banned from every fandom convention. If any organizer has the misfortune of learning about Chris-Chan's antics, they will preemptively ban him.
 
The irony of being into a show featuring gay and lesbian characters and being a raging homophobe himself at the same time will be lost on him forever.
To be fair to Chris he was raised on the 90s dic/saban version which sanitized a LOT of those themes. If not outright removing them.
 
Because, in his autistic mind, cons are the easiest way to get appraise and approval from others. Back then, some people would approach him and ask for a pic and even an autograph, things that rarely occurred in Ruckersville. And Chris doesn't care if he's banned or if the Jail saga made way less people wanting to be associated with him, his narcissistic mind sees the attendance of conventions as his sacred right, because he's that awesome (and any negative opinion about him is all the trolls' fault) . The whole Jesus Larping only makes things worse, because now he's pursuing followers and wants to be regarded not just as an artist, but as a god.
Also, maybe he thinks that if he orbits around cons enough he would eventually get his own panel, but it's just my personal speculation.
“Appraise” and “praise” are not remotely the same thing.
 
The real news here is that they're still having My Little Pony conventions. The show ended before COVID
You can mock the show and it's fanbase all you want, but it did give us this wonderful treasure


Autistic faggots love MLP, retarded faggots love WWE.
In his defense, Chris was tricked into doing a LOT of things that any reasonable person couldn't be tricked into.
Just off the top of my head, he was tricked into:
  • Leaking nude photos of himself (multiple times)
  • Shoving his medallion up his ass
  • Driving across multiple states to rescue a fake girlfriend
  • Punching his mom
  • Giving a video tour of his hoarder house (multiple times)
And there are some who believe that he was tricked into the incest/rape.

If anyone could be tricked into turning gay, it's Chris.
Now that you put it in that light, I kinda understand where Anthony Logatto was coming from, even if he was a bit of a perverted fuckup himself.

Nobody wants to be lumped in with a fat retard who shits himself, unless they're actually hoping to become lolcows themselves.
 
In his "Explaining Power Rangers costume at HarmonyCon" rant, Chris brings up the episode the song is about - the Power Rangers in Space Season Finale. After reading the rant some things seemed off about that and his points about Tommy Oliver, so I went back and checked.

1) Tommy Oliver does not appear in the episode. Its Andros the Red Space Ranger who smashes Zordon's tube
2) Tommy was actually redeemed back at the end of the 5-part "Green With Evil" episode saga from the first season, the multi-parter when he was introduced.
I have a feeling that Chris probably stopped watching Power Rangers at least at the time the song was written to at least the movie or the first half of turbo like most power ranger fans who started with the first season of Mighty Morphin.
 
Is MLP even a big enough thing anymore? The show has ended years ago and the new one doesnt seem to have built or kept any sort of fanbase as big so you'd think bronies just kind of drifted off to other fanbases, I guess.

I stand corrected, it seems.
Ironically, the same can also be said with Power Rangers. That franchise also seems to be on a hiatus in regards to TV show stuff after the most recent incarnation flopped, both are owned by Hasbro, and both are currently only being kept alive by making merchandise of said franchises most popular incarnations (G4/Friendship is Magic with My Little Pony and MMPR with Power Rangers).
 
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