💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
K puts you into a fucking stupor on the couch for hours. It's shit and I can't believe that it has become a mainstream party drug so quickly.
"Yes, I would like to simulate the experience of a horse that is about to undergo surgery" -Kayla before her daily DS9 binge
 
> Kiwifarms is telephone faggots
We literally require sources for information, we had two different sources corroborate the information and then Nick literally claims the information is accurate, only to backtrack and insult us when he actually bothers to read it's horrifying content.
Granted we only get information we can dig up, but we also get it from reliable sources. For instance like below:

Can't, Federal laws require to keep records of all bodycams, recordings and etc for DOJ up to 10 years.
To update a statement I made 3 times before, after officially asking a certain person again to clarify. I will correct a statement. Places like Youtube and certain sites can keep server copies up to 10 years for DOJ. Apparently bodycams/dashcams are that of the Sheriff/State which I later found out (below). So (NICK REKIETA READING THIS), yes; we Kiwis make mistakes in statements. (BUT least we admit and correct them)

However I'm correcting the record to officially state to those worried bodycam footage could be destroyed.

It's up in the air at this point and luckily Null's lawyers put in suit immediately to hopefully suspend any action to do so.
Interesting... @Null found some interesting stuff on Minnesota BWC rules.

Also, curious cause I have no idea just how much was requested. But I'm hoping you requested dashcam footage of cars too Null. Because if the cars are parked in certain areas, we can get 3rd person views as well as 1st person from body.
 
I finally managed to catch up after a week(?) or so. This thread has been way too active since Nick screamed on Keanu live. Does anyone still remember that? So, Nick, I won't ask you to pull up, but please, slow down.
His probation officer is absolutely aware that Nicholas streams and could check in on both his VODs and social media antics, but like the average probation officer he is probably swamped with more dangerous criminals to watch, a lazy fuck just doing the bare minimum, possibly severely restrained by felon-coddling state mandates, or some degree of combination of all three.
I still believe the probation officer won't do anything until September. As things stand, Nick will have to report for his month in jail in August, so why bother hitting him with probation violations until then?
Any linguist worth their salt will tell you that most concepts in law aren't super complicated, it's that lawyers suck at writing, and it's intentional.
When you consider Nick's penchant for annoying semantic quibbling, it really isn't a surprise he has a law degree
Please also consider that Nick also has a creative writing degree, the degree for people too illiterate for an English degree (and English degrees have been hit so hard with lowered standards over the last hundred years that half of English degree graduates are still functionally illiterate).
Speech-to-text is a cruel mistress.
I disagree and I ask that it be added to the official record that Nick's dad has witch connections.
Nick has been VERY careful to not say anything along these lines recently, that I've seen.

AFAIK he's entirely stopped any kind of mention of the footage/arrest besides 'you dont need to see it'

I wonder if part of the handshake deal to suppress it was that Nick shut the fuck up about the cops already.

'You stop saying we did anything wrong and we dont show the world how trashed your house was'.
He can't complain about cops planting evidence and a conspiracy to get him after he pled guilty. If he still kept saying that cops planted evidence and that there was a conspiracy to silence him, his plea agreement would get revoked. So he has to pivot to claiming that he is technically guilty, but he did nothing wrong and that what he did was a lot of fun.
 
> Kiwifarms is telephone faggots
We literally require sources for information, we had two different sources corroborate the information and then Nick literally claims the information is accurate, only to backtrack and insult us when he actually bothers to read it's horrifying content.
All Nick simply has to do is provide evidence to contrary of what is being said here, and "the lies" will be removed. IIRC, this was even the case back when he was still friendly with Null and begging (and yes Nick, you were begging even if you were being a passive faggot about it) him to sweep up the thread because it was "full of lies". Null asked him to show him the lies, prove them wrong, and Null himself would have removed them.
 
used pipes will have brown residue no matter what you smoke in them, be it crack or meth or heroin or hash oil or whatever
Yes, but absent crack and meth and having (presumably) vaporizer batteries for the THC cartridges I believe it's quite possible he or one of the people in the house had used DMT. The other option I guess is smoking heroin or something, but that doesn't really scan with Rekieta's behavior in my opinion.

I suppose there is inevitably an irrational jump where you have to apply your own heuristic about what he is and is lying about from the established but partial set of facts.
 
Reminds me of a time when I was 13 or 14, and my brother showed me a bottle of Jim beam in the fridge and told me not to touch it.

When he went out later that night, I snuck shots every 5 minutes until I was blacked out. I almost died that night.

How his kids aren't alcoholics like him is surprising.

That is not a safe assumption at this point.
Yeah I wonder if the kids were tested for booze? I have no idea what's legal in MN in that regard, and I've forgotten how long it takes for a booze test to be irrelevant. But with that much liquor just lying around, the kids 100% had some, at some point. I'm guessing the nanny thing was just a distraction from how shitty the house looked with all those bottles.

There’s so much wrong with this faggot, people don’t give him enough shit for leaving guns lying in the open.
There was the gun in the bedroom, but the others were in the safe in the garage? Or was there a loose one also in the garage? Nick claimed he had a trigger lock on the one under the bed, but we know Nick's relationship with the truth is ... tenuous. Anyway, this is a good point as well.

Loose gun(s), half-empty liquor bottles all over, drug residue in the air, this place was a true hell hole. It probably is again.
Edit to add: Oh dang, and the dildos and balldos just lying around. And the THC gummies just out in the open. And the pills lying around. That's gonna cause all kinds of f'd up stuff for the kids down the line, on top of the coke whore traipsing about the balldo bunker. With her towel on her chair in the "lair".
 
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So first he confirmed the transcripts were accurate, now it's all fake since we're all "telephone fags". Which is it, you lying sack of shit?
It is interesting how Nick has been tweeting about Null and others being like "children", saying that they throw tantrums, and that they miss the daddy they never had, because he certainly understand all about abusing and neglecting his own children.
Freudian slip, maybe
Women sweeping for this are especially fucking disgusting. It's no different than April's indifference to the harm she was doing as long as she could do crack and get balldo'd bloody. Hitler was right about mandatory sterilization.
It's not surprising when the only people willing to guntshield him are winemoms and Melton's pedo orbiters/dabbleverse fags.
 
So that Rekieta can show it being choked live on air, to show how caring and normal he is.

100%, dude was bullied in school so for his mid-life crisis, he decided to live it up like he always thought the jocks did, drugs alcohol sex mustangs and all. Shame he roped his wife and 5 kids into that fantasy of his.
In all likelihood he wasn't bullied for being a nerd but bullied because he can't stop being an obnoxious faggot with an overinflated ego.
That is not a safe assumption at this point.
If the oldest son took up drinking to cope with being his manchild father's keeper I honestly wouldn't blame him.
 
You know Nick probably has an incredibly fucked up concept of what a childish tantrum is considering he (effectively is, his sister is like a decade or so older) is an only child and neglectful, if not likely physically abusive to his own children.
This faggot accusing people of tantrums just the other night spent hours insanely screaming obscenities at some woman for calmly disagreeing with him and had a literally seven hour long absolute meltdown because a black man calmly told him that he preferred to get his legal advice from actual practicing lawyers.

That's just two examples of this histrionic faggot literally exploding into screeching hours long tantrums at the mildest of pushback to his incessant faggotry.
 
But another thing that struck me: in Nick's view, his spiritual son has betrayed him!
No wonder Nick has taken all of this so hard...
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I don't know if Spectre is playing dumb, or he's just his usual dumb, but the fact of the matter is this:

Nick has no rigid moral standards. At all. On anything. To him, his positions on things are always flexible and can be tailored to suit whatever he wants given whatever situation (often of his own making) he finds himself in. And when you have that level of moral flexibility, you are, by definition, amoral. Because morals are not supposed to be flexible.

Kiwis like Null, @AnOminous, and myself have been called pedos by him not because we are, but because he feels we have defied his will (the highest crime ever, in his narcissistic mind) and are critical of him. It's been his go-to invective towards his enemies for a while now. Not just towards Farmers, either. See also, Monty, Meme Copium, Kurt, etc.. Because, heaven forbid he actually refute any of the criticism (much of which is has been valid, so he can't).

If Spectre ever turned hard on Nick, he'd probably get called a pedo too. Or some other made up bullshit.

Thing is though, it's Nick. Why even give a shit? Nobody with a brain believes what this drugged out child abusing faggot says anymore.
 
He can't complain about cops planting evidence and a conspiracy to get him after he pled guilty. If he still kept saying that cops planted evidence and that there was a conspiracy to silence him, his plea agreement would get revoked.
Dude he's been doing it literally every damn day since he took the plea. Jack shit has happened to him.
 
There’s so much wrong with this faggot, people don’t give him enough shit for leaving guns lying in the open.

The rifle was under the bed, but details of any lock-up were absent. The handguns were in a safe in the garage.

IMO this is a very naive view of psychedelics that ignores the countless numbers of people who had their brains mushed by these drugs and encountered horrifying things while on them.

DMT can break your brain.
 
If the oldest son took up drinking to cope with being his manchild father's keeper I honestly wouldn't blame him.
I would hope that he'd have the opposite reaction, seeing that the drinking is where this all started. Well, not the deviancy itself since I'm going to guess he was doing weird swinger shit with his wife even before they started doing internet kahntent, but the breakdown of his inhibitions that led to him not having the good sense to keep the BBC resort vacations discrete. If he wasn't providing the proto a-log community so many loose strings to pull up and managed to pace his drinking well enough to just maintain a low buzz on stream I doubt any of it ever would have come out. Or if it did, it'd be a small number of people the majority of the internet believed were schizos.

I do wonder if there's some kind of genetic aspect to the lolcow mindset though. I think there will be several lolcow dynasties out there like the Ja/ck/ scalfani clan
 
Nick should be thankful we’re just mildly interested and not actually obsessed.

Because if we were, there’d be a caravan of cars heading to Spicer in order to spit on Nick or give him a knuckle sandwich.

I want to push that a little.

Yeah, you go to SOME coke or amphetamine addicts house, and it’s spotless and he/she’s cleaning the counters one more time because he can still feel that sweet dopamine hit and it feels better when you’re DOING something.

Other come addicts just sit in their own filth and take line after line and pipe hit after pipe hit.

Simultaneously you can find heroin junkies who’ve never stolen anything their entire life, or weed smokers who make a living out of shop lifting.

Drugs don’t fundamentally change who you are.

If you’ve always been an asshole, you’re going to be a bigger asshole.

Nick was always a piece of shit at heart.

Eventually every addict goes into decline. That keeping clean and being honest thing erodes away and only the worst traits are visible.
 
Kiwis like Null, @AnOminous, and myself have been called pedos by him not because we are, but because he feels we have defied his will (the highest crime ever, in his narcissistic mind) and are critical of him. It's been his go-to invective towards his enemies for a while now. Not just towards Farmers, either. See also, Monty, Meme Copium, Kurt, etc.. Because, heaven forbid he actually refute any of the criticism (much of which is has been valid, so he can't).
The fact that he calls other people pedos as his go-to continues to be disturbing, when we consider that his insults are always projection.

The weird prose the cops found about a father and daughter just makes it even more horrifying. Especially when Nick constantly sexualizes his own children (by accusing Null of wanting to jerk off to them).
 
Well the good news is even if we don't get this bodycam footage, there is a next to 0 possibility that this piece of shit isn't starring in another one.
 
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