💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
Is Nick actually @'groking the AI?
An AI that is known to hallucinate and lie constantly?
People have been claiming that certain AIs won't lie as much if you input your prompts in Hindi.
Probably not true, but I find it amusing (and plausible) because it's exactly the sort of thing that pajeets would do.
I also doubt that Nick has even heard this rumour, despite him being terminally online these days.
Terrible idea, Nick would never shutup about Josh being a non-practicing lolyer.
Yes, and Josh could retaliate with "Better than being an ex-lawyer."
 
I've seen people who've literally straight up committed for us first degree murder get the book thrown at them more than this low IQ drug addict Minnesota lawyer. I genuinely wonder if Nick has connections in the local government, because there's a witch rich connected father.
What did you do with Mama JF? Murder is worse.
 
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Nick is back to his late-night tweeting.

First, he responds to Kurt's half-a-day-old link to an article about the modern spread of nitrous abuse with a link of his own, to an article about obesity.
Truly, Nick is a paragon of humility.
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Next, he picks out some random at the end of a long conversation with another random, hours-old, to seethe about how that guy can't possibly know any of the details of Nick's life that he has spent years putting out online.
Because seething at people for judging your shitty house is what cleans up your house, right? Attacking strangers online is what makes your own life better, isn't it?
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And then, Nick misses one guy's point, and then desperately dodges another guy's points over and over, ending by claiming to have been Josh's e-daddy once upon a time. The common thread is never taking responsibility for anything ever.
He doesn't care that he messed up, he's mad that you know that he messed up.
The problem isn't the building that's on fire, it's the fact that you're pointing it out!

But another thing that struck me: in Nick's view, his spiritual son has betrayed him!
No wonder Nick has taken all of this so hard...
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Where will this end tonight?
Who knows! The night is still young!
 
Nick, why do you insist on being so fucking disappointing? I used to like you.

What a fool I was. You taught me that. I was a fool to buy into your bullshit.

Your house is your castle, and it's a fucking nightmare, a cesspool. Your family lives there and looks up to you, and all you have for them is how to internalize dysfunction. You're teaching your boys how to mistreat women. You're teaching your girls how to accept mistreatment.

You're a complete failure as a man and as a worthwhile human being.
 
If they wanted to do that, they'd run Nick out of town and give @Fapcop a call.
I think they're playing a strictly risk-assessment view. Nick is an addict, who was armed with semiautomatic weapons, who is combative with authorities, who has a narcissistic ego complex, who appeared to be distributing drugs, and who seems to have nothing left to lose, and he has a kill list. No one wants that murder-suicide tragedy in their little town. Why tempt fate over a bodycam video?
 
A lot of this "ADHD & addiction" discussion seems eerily close to trying to excuse, contextualise, reason out or justify Nicks sped behaviours, so I guess I'll weigh in.

Nick does not have ADHD, he's just an uninhibited spastic who was over indulged by his parents, seen it way too many times. The reason ADHD is so over diagnosed is because it became the go to diagnosis for bad parents during the 80s, 90s & early 2000's due to how easy the symptoms are to fake. I'd say 90% of people diagnosed these days don't actually have it which is why abuse of Adderall & other ADHD medications is so common. I doubt Nick has ODD either, his behaviour is all just that of a person who was never beaten enough as child. The fact he has 2 degrees (one of them in law), the first of which he got in a normal timeframe (18-21), whilst supposedly having undiagnosed ADHD, would also put the lie to this, actual ADHD people are incredibly bad at academia, even when properly medicated.
 
This level of Cope from Nick is unbelievable, I'm actually seething. I haven't really followed the Rekieta stuff until recently but fuck man reading that transcript made me so angry. He should be thrown in prison with the key to the cell either thrown away or melted down. My Dad was an addict and fucked our family up by abusing pills, research chems, and crack, but at least he wasn't this bad. At least we had a clean home, and he wasn't getting me to do drugs at 9 years old, and didn't have them laying around everywhere in places children could easily reach. Like why was the bag of coke sticking halfway out of the safe? I feel horrible and am praying for the children, hoping that this doesn't completely fuck them up mentally for the rest of their lives.
 
This level of Cope from Nick is unbelievable, I'm actually seething. I haven't really followed the Rekieta stuff until recently but fuck man reading that transcript made me so angry. He should be thrown in prison with the key to the cell either thrown away or melted down. My Dad was an addict and fucked our family up by abusing pills, research chems, and crack, but at least he wasn't this bad. At least we had a clean home, and he wasn't getting me to do drugs at 9 years old, and didn't have them laying around everywhere in places children could easily reach. Like why was the bag of coke sticking halfway out of the safe? I feel horrible and am praying for the children, hoping that this doesn't completely fuck them up mentally for the rest of their lives.
Allow me to inflame you more: Imagine your dad, slapped lightly on the wrist by the authorities, who then go to court themselves to protect him from bodycam video release that would force him to face public judgment.

That's Kandiyohi County, Minnesota, looking out for the children.
 
Just how much money does the Rekeita family have, to potentially persuade a prosecutor and sherif to subvert the publics right to information? Let's examine and break it all down:

In short, Nick's grandfather was a very wealthy philanthropist than even helped fund the creation of Tyler Heart Hospital. This is Nick's maternal grandfather who passed away. You can read about this mans impressive philanthropy work here: https://www.kltv.com/story/32568185...elped-build-tyler-heart-hospital-passes-away/

Something rarely said but should be noted (as per my last post about Ty Beard). Ty Beard was the lawyer who helped not only the business dealings of Nick's grandfathers company, but helped establish Nick's trust and other financial assets to be inherited. Quite interesting, considering that Nick coerced Vic Migonogna to hire the man using the GoFundMe money even though he had no experience in defamation, litigation, or the like. They essentially lost the case in part because Ty Beard failed to notarise the affidavit. Anyways, Nick concealed his relationship to Ty Beard until later when it was undeniable. Up until then, it was presented as though Ty Beard was brought on by Vic, and that Nick had no idea who Ty was when first discussing him on stream. So that is Ty Beard's role in the finances. Back to good old mom and dad, who potentially spoiled Rekeita rotten from their obscene wealth.

Yes, the rest of the family inherited quite a sizeable chunk of grandads wealth, espeically after his passing. His daughter, Nick's mother, Celeste (yes, the one whose pills the cops found next to Nick's drugs), is Vice President to the Louis and Peaches Owen Family foundation, which as you can see in the 990 report, has immense profits, grants, and donations. Based in the same location as Ty Beard, Tyler Texas, despite Celeste and Bob living in Minnesota.: https://www.instrumentl.com/990-report/louis-and-peaches-owen-family-foundation

The other key members of the organisation are other siblings and family in the Owen's family.

On Nick's dad side, he moved to Minnesota to run a highly profitable tech company with a lot of influence in the area. As you can see in the image, him and his wife Celeste are big donators to the Minnesota Zoo. I know some have read rumblings about it, but here I'll post the direct facts. Look at these parents and tell me if they would sweep for their son, if not encourage or participate in his addiction.

Now, a small county like that, washing the balldo like that after a light sentence? Makes one wonder if the tens of millions of dollars this family possesses is enough to subvert the integrity of a certain sheriff and prosector. Guess it will be worth looking into.

All information above is alleged, verify at your own discretion.
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"If you want to find out what a man is to the bottom, give him power. Any man can stand adversity — only a great man can stand prosperity." - Robert Ingersoll
After looking at how Nick is dealing with his current "adversity", then it's obvious that Nick isn't even a man at all.
Adderall is a really strange drug and if you read on reddit and other places a non-unsubstantial number of men fall into the trap of porn/jerking off for 20 hours straight. So I do question if he's just getting a high from the adderall/modafinil combo that keeps him awake or he's jerking off for hours on end (its definitely a possibility - especially if he's combining modafinil and galaxy gas with it)
One of my high school buddies who was on Adderall was also a degenerate coomer (still is AFAIK).
Never occurred to me to link the two.
Tbf, Alice Cooper was an extreme alcoholic whi found Jesus and became sober, he would know first hand how destructive addiction can be
I've always found it curious that rockstars who become addicts will typically either die from their addiction, or find Jesus and repent.
And it's usually the truly great artists that will fall into the latter category.
 
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Allow me to inflame you more: Imagine your dad, slapped lightly on the wrist by the authorities, who then go to court themselves to protect him from bodycam video release that would force him to face public judgment.

That's Kandiyohi County, Minnesota, looking out for the children.
Yeah I almost went on a rant in my post about the County but didn't want it to be crazy long, but yeah man it's fucked. I'm from a small town so I'm (unfortunately) not too surprised to see this kind of corruption going on.
 
Allow me to inflame you more: Imagine your dad, slapped lightly on the wrist by the authorities, who then go to court themselves to protect him from bodycam video release that would force him to face public judgment.

That's Kandiyohi County, Minnesota, looking out for the children.
And they did this after he told thousands of people on YouTube that the cops essentially planted evidence on his family and were engaged in a conspiracy against him
 
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