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Lolcows are people whose eccentric behavior can be "milked" for entertainment.
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Archives of threads which are now inactive, or discussion of historical figures which may have died before the Kiwi Farms existed.
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Threads with abnormal abuse patterns that new users cannot post in.
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Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera
🐟 Fishtank
Jonathan Abraham "Jon" Curtis / Top J / JontentG / 40Boys / New Christian Order (NCO) / American Dude Lodge (ADL)
"Wewtawded" Christian Grifter Fishtank Contestant. Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes Fanboy. Chronic Bridge Burner and Flip Flopper. Incompetent Showrunner than Jet Neptune. Gave a Minor Alcohol. Might Had CNC Anal Sex with Summer. Coke Head and Graves Spitter
BPD, Schizo, Fishtank Contestant. Falsely Accused Sam Hyde & Jet Neptune of Rape. Might Got Fucked in the Ass by Jon. Dating a 35-year-old Internet Tough Guy Cryptodude. Infected with Herpes. Victim of Swamp Magic. Ex-pooner and Abortionist
🐟 Fishtank
Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai
A former nepobaby Fishtank contestant proved too retarded to take a joke, internet tough guy, loves fat hispanic women
A schizophrenic gay (bisexual) black man becomes most beloved Fishtank cast member
🐟 Fishtank
Jet Orion Neptune / Jet Moxley Goodson / hack_blastard / Autistic Boys Money Clan / Worldcorp Enterprises / "Goran Rapistovic"
Self-proclaimed "Accomplished Businessman" and Wannabe Harvey Weinstein Fishtank Director. Sam Hyde's Right-Hand Man Editor. /r9k/ Tripfag Shitposter. Son of a Skitzocow. Whippet Addict. Hates Kiwi Farms & Wants to Club Its Users. "Culture Advancer"