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Major plop twist at the end.
Or: Chandler recycling takes on a whole new form?
...or oppression around the world - 30 million more than a year ago
wagie wagie get in cagie
We're reaching levels of soy that shouldn't even be possible
Good, fuck planned obsolescence
So if the gubment has guns, and we don't...
In hopes of making Seattle look less like degenerate haven San Francisco.
Lost again
Culture
White comedian rejected for show in Montreal after dreadlocks deemed 'cultural appropriation'
They just keep eating their own
exceptional individuals ruin another event.
This is why A Quiet Place is the superior film.
OI WHERE UR PLASTIC STRAW LICENSE
NPR
Way overblown travel times
Disaster
Landscaper asks customer if he can bury his dead cat in backyard, buries infant daughter instead.
the oldest trick in the book
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May have left the country with help from the Saudi embassy
Vladmir Putin has a lot of power in mother russia, a WSJ exploration of absolutely nothing
Buzzfeed writer writes entire article about how she’s too fat and old to model
Believes sexy kids are "the future"
Toddler had 'extraordinary' amount of fentanyl before death
He Then Attacked Them With A Machete With "Kindness" Written On It.
Definitely looks the part
Brazil gang attacks challenge Bolsonaro's security strategy
Melchett has competition for moderator.
Senate hearings set for William Barr, controversial memo some say suggests he will undermine Mueller
Mr Juncker said Dancila assured him the country's problems would not be exported to Europe
Kid was Polish though so nbd
Culture
U.S. approves thousands of request for men to bring child brides into the country in the past decade
Bringing cultural enrichment to America
1 bazillion dollars!
Brazil’s rightwing president-elect has pledged to extradite Cesare Battisti as a gift to Rome
We wuz on fire n shiet
To be fair, they probably didn't expect him to live longer than 2 weeks on Whoppers.
Good parenting is white supremacist
The reason? BPAs are turning the frogs gay.
Climate change may be to blame.
7 have died since 2015, 2 since November
"only in San Francisco..."
Culture
Texas pastor who praised Pulse shooting resigns, after using prostitutes, gambling and smoking weed
Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it?
BLM
🐱
Swiss woman charged with assault after slapping migrant who kept groping her during New Year's Eve
Owes Berkeley Republicans $10K, By Any Means Necessary.....
Law
GOP state lawmaker introduces bill that would block teachers from discussing 'controversial' issues
Science
Oops! Autonomous robot struck and 'killed' by a self-driving Tesla in Las Vegas ahead of CES
had to pay his ex wife £4 millions in divorce settlement
‘Just unbelievable any male individual would think this is at all funny in any way,’ RCMP says
Apparently flesh-melting bombs are less deadly than global warming
Kali unavailable for comment
Martin Luther Coon Park
In other news, water is wet.
Darkies lazy because of racism
Disaster
Ohio doctor fired after anti-Semitic tweets surface, including threat to give Jews 'wrong meds'
“Ur anti Semitic comments were despicable... Who do u think runs Hollywood?”
Damn White People and their [shuffles cards] seismic infrastructure
Pedo apologists will claim it was a "hate crime" (it wasn't)
You'll Never Guess Which State They're In.
Science
Anti-Aging start up offering transfusions of Teen Blood for People over 35 in Order to Regain Youth
elite bathing in blood of youth proves to be true- also being funded by paypal co-founder
Bottom text.
Looking like a creepy child murdering weirdo doesn’t mean you are one
Brazil destroys its own rainforests to TRIGGER THE LIBS, OWN THE LIBS
Actually not a kebab!
plastic straw laws plunging nation into chaos.
Blacks are homophobic, Pope is Catholic, Sky is Blue
Photoshop is a weapon of mass destruction: featuring Anita Sarkeesian and 8chan
She wants to major in dance so are we really losing anything?
Culture
He lures alleged child predators and shames them on Facebook. Now one of his targets is dead.
NBC News pivots from "To Catch a Predator" to pedo-shielding puff pieces
Moon’s rear probed by Chinese.
Who can blame the guy for being this frustrated?
Nancy Pelosi absolutely seething sources say
No President Pence for them
Remember, cartels are basically drug-fueled ISIS
Organise Aotearoa occupies Brazilian Embassy on New Zealand
Law
Minority Democrat Lawmakers' Charity Gave Zero Scholarships For Two Years Despite Raking In Millions
They gave out zero scholarships and instead spent millions on a massive two day party each year.
Solve the territorial dispute by getting everything nuked!
How to cut off a city for fun and profit
Disaster
Hundreds of migrants try rushing toward California port of entry, as Trump threatens to close entire
LIVE: Migrant caravan reaches bridge near U.S. border
You just know Zinnia Jones would roll his eyes and say, "What a bunch of filthy casuals."
Ban eggs
Sounds like a good law tbh
White + liberal = problematic
I think little Steve Buscemi is cute
You can fight and die at war, but you better wait to buy that cigarette!
doesn't die, gets charged lol
6-foot-8 and 300 pounds
Credits God, Cigars, and Whiskey for Long Life
Blue lights in NY
Weedcels BTFO
"pattern of repeated harassment" is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison
"old entertainment is problematic"
They found a crack in the tower
Santa goes a-Poppins in Kiwi Land
Then what the fuck are they being paid for?
Sang White Christmas, the boring motherfucker
Law
Trump Gives US Troops in Iraq Surprise Visit; Troops Could Face Trouble Over Possession of MAGA Hats
How DARE Our Troops Like Their Commander-in-Chief #OrangeManBad
Sergei, hold my vodka and watch this
shout out to kf!
Guess what the stories are about
Jacques Cousteau lives on outside of Spongebob!
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Disaster
Black sales exec was compared to 'Buckwheat,' told to dance for colleagues, lawsuit alleges
Address inquiries to closet #Bah-Firty-Fee, because I nub noo
