Florida Man Drinks 20 Beers - Tried to get children to touch him

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.lo...-to-get-children-to-touch-him-inappropriately

Police say a Florida man would drink up to 20 beers before bringing children into his home and try to convince them to touch him inappropriately.

The Marion County Sheriff's Office arrested Arthur Leo Proulx, 51, after he allegedly made sexual advances towards two boys, ages 6 and 7, multiple times.

WKMG reports the boy's mother allowed her children to go to Proulx's mobile home in Silver Springs to play or use his computer. However, the boys told their mother they no longer wanted to go after Proulx had made sexual advances.

The boys told authorities Proulx would say things like, "Can I please touch your inappropriate spot?" According to the boys, they refused his request.

Proulx admitted to deputies that he would drink 18 to 20 beers before seeing the children and couldn't remember what happened. He went on to imply the boys were probably telling the truth because he has "bad thoughts."

Proulx was arrested on charges of lewd and lascivious conduct.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Fuck you and your hilariously misleading thread title OP.

 

[DrunkJoe]

How is he not dead from alcohol poisoning???

20 beers isnt that bad. I drink that on a regular basis. Move to Wisconsin we can trach you how to drink.

 

[Superman93]

'Florida' should have it's own sub-catagory at this point like 'Culture' or 'Disaster'

 

[Commander Keen]

20 beers stretched out over the course of a day is managable, especially when you're a fat drunk

If it’s an AAL like bud lite or miller lite or coors lite or whatever, 20 beers ain’t gonna impact you too much the day after unless you’re a skinny little girl or a twink. You could drink a case of Miller and be just fine the next day.

Once you get to the 6% alcohol range in beer is when you should stick to a dozen or less.

 

[Marvin]

No Wade Boggs reference? I'm let down.

 

[Count groudon]

So on top of Floridians having to worry about their kids being eaten alive by a gator or a python in their back yards, now they gotta worry about ol’ Marty down the street having one too many and asking them to touch his penor.

Why would anyone decide to raise a child in Florida? It’s like America’s own tiny Australia.