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Can't think of any Ice-cream pun
Crime
'Black Women Continue to Be the Blueprint'—Is That Why Big Brands Keep Knocking Off Independent Designers?
This is why you’re single
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Everyone I don’t like is QAnon
Average wages for nonmanagers at restaurants and bars hit $15 an hour in May, but many say no amount of pay would get them to return. They are leaving at the highest rate in decades
In which the author writes unusual amount of detail about the event
Disaster
The Director Of The Olympics Opening Ceremony Has Been Fired For A Holocaust “Joke” He Made In 1998
"The government employed at least a dozen confidential informants to infiltrate groups of armed extremists who allegedly plotted to kidnap the governor of Michigan"
Spoiler: it’s all about the $$$$
Host nation expected an economic windfall and global recognition. But amid pandemic, a disgruntled populace just wants it all to go away.
Why fears of the return of 1970s-style inflation are overblown.
Big butt = smarter kids
Based Courts
Indian regime holds man on terrorism charges for three months without bail for suggesting drinking piss and eating shit not cure for COVID (though charges continue to stand and he had to put up bail)
Autistic queer folk may experience struggles for acceptance in both identities.
The moon looks like it's skin is melting off from the fires.
Journalist attempts humor
Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons
“My vagina has to breathe.”
Courses to train young people to be ethical consumers of porn have a hugely complex task ahead of them.
Yes it’s all their fault
Guess the City Edition
Culture
Emo Musician William Control (Ex-Aiden) Accused of Running “Sex Cult,” Police Decline to Prosecute
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How Tucker Carlson and a Story About a Possibly Fictional Trans Person Fueled Two Weeks of Violent, Right-Wing Protests
Your guide to practicing witchcraft
A BBC investigation reveals concerns about how the site, known for porn, is structured and moderated
OMG, WE'RE STILL ON THIS?!
It's not just about being fast anymore
Do we even need to play guess the race
It’s not CURRENT YEAR without a remake no one asked for
No need to worry as 'Monkeypox' is less severe than Smallpox with only a 10% deathrate. Open borders is a never ending winner.
"Collare was convicted of federal program bribery, bribery by a federal official, distribution of heroin, and six counts of false statements"
A gay black man with AIDS? Breaking news!
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'SHE WAS A WARRIOR' Trump fan who spread anti-vaxx Covid conspiracies and QAnon messages dies from virus complications
Crime
Tennessee man killed in swatting incident by teenagers who wanted him to sell his Twitter handle
Opinion
Fox News airs promo for Dan Bongino's streaming show with Gilbert Gottfried saying he's 'sentimental about old time lynch mobs'
“Communism is a failed system—a universally failed system. And I don’t see socialism as a very useful substitute, but that’s another story,” "Cuba is a failed state"
The fraud doctor cries out in pain as he strikes a US Senator
Runs on external power - does that mean you have to be plugged to the bleeding wall in an emergency or what?
"shows only about 33 percent efficacy against symptomatic disease caused by the Delta variant." "The Delta variant is the most contagious version yet of the coronavirus. It accounts for 83 percent of infections in the United States"
"They let Hunter Biden do whatever he wants; if you step out of line, you're done"
Preparing for those troon Paralympians and their swinging dicks.
FBI revealed to have been involved in every aspect of Whitmer kidnapping plot, glowies called out by buzzfeed
Just niggers doing what niggers do best.
Disaster
YouTube star Trisha Paytas comes out as gender fluid and says they were 'scared' announce 'he/him' pronouns
Actual pronouns are attention/whore
The overall political climate in Europe has been trending rightward for some time
Mack Jones Aleck's lawyer relied significantly on the offender's Indigenous background, noting that Aleck had family members who were residential school survivors.
Prehistoric deathfats were just carving self-portraits!
Culture
A high-ranking priest was just busted on Grindr and it sure sounds like there are more to cum
Sent to the adrenochrome factories for processing, duh!
Disaster
Senior FBI Official Improperly Took Gifts From Journalists Amid Trump Investigation: DOJ Watchdog
"The inspector general’s office, according to report, said the unnamed official had “received items of value from members of the media” and had “numerous unauthorized contacts with the media” between 2014 and 2016."
Titane is a French sci-fi body horror film by filmmaker Julia Ducournau.
They're after the fish now
Culture
The left continues its war against women: ‘Vagina Museum’ account suggests alternative ways to describe ‘people who menstruate’
Something something Illegals aren't disease vectors
Tl;dr: actual Y2K fashion was fatphobic. Fatties are now reclaiming it.
Gypsy Floyd
Crime
Missing Texas woman found dismembered with chainsaw at home of alleged child molester and girlfriend
journoshit gets high off her own farts, iteration #432414
In space, no one can hear your anus scream
Why Alice Sparkly Kat uses postcolonial theory to read the stars.
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Antifa violently clashes with police outside Los Angeles spa following alleged transgender disrobing incident
Possibly bullshit. OP btfo.
Have they not heard of the joker?
Summertime exists. Fatties most affected.
Crime
Woman held hostage by rapist is freed after leaving notes in Walmart bathrooms begging for help
Assaulting children isn’t the problem okay, shitlords
"Burning shit is only OK when WE do it!" - BLM/Antifa, probably
Disaster
Video released during lawsuit shows 6 year old dragged by school bus after backpack gets stuck in doors
At least it isn’t another 9/11 comparison
The oldest members of the generation turn 40 this year. They’re only 80% as wealthy as their parents were at this age.
Culture
Church holds beautiful naming ceremony for trans person reflecting ‘the grace and openness of God’
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‘What’s going on with Marjorie Taylor Greene’s feet?’: QAnon congresswoman posts feet on main, gets roasted
Crime
'Most wanted' fugitive arrested after she commented on a police department's Facebook post about her, authorities say
STUPID HOE
If you’re not into men wearing more feminine looking tank tops, it’s because of toxic masculinity
Pegasus? More like mega sus
Tesla just introduced subscriptions for its premium driver assistance package for $199 a month, rather than $10,000 up front
Conservative rhetoric warning of wage-price spirals is disingenuous
US
Trump Says Arizona Election Hearing Shows Enough ‘Fraud and Voting Irregularities’ to Change Election Outcome
CN
Four Chinese Nationals Working with the Ministry of State Security Charged with Global Computer Intrusion Campaign
"Indictment Alleges Three Defendants Were Officers in the Hainan State Security Department (HSSD), a provincial arm of China’s Ministry of State Security (MSS)" "The conspiracy often used anonymizer services, such as The Onion Router (TOR)"
