Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[cybertoaster]

I had just forgotten this daft bitch existed...

is grifting the corporate left really that profitable?

Incredibly profitable, $50k per talk was standard fare for lgtv grifters who just went to the nearest office park to tell everyone there they were racist rapists. And that's just one of many scams, this schtick lasted for well over a decade.

Sculpt? bitch you just downloaded the STL files and glued that crap together...

I know this sounds crazy, i say a lot of things that do sound crazy hence the tinfoil that's my gimmick, but i have had this feeling that she was some sort of paid disruption from the government. A decade ago when i mentioned this i got laughed at then shadowbanned from reddit. Now USAID gets exposed and suddenly you have all these weird programs coming to light getting their funding cut.

Right at the beginning of GG there was a whole dossier on DiGRA which was a cointelpro operation in gaming. Look it up.

Did she REALLY sleep her way to the top?

Yes, she was a total nobody, couldn't even get to whore herself on suicidegirls which was a site for chicks too ugly and busted to do regular porn, so she had to go to some no-name ripoff of that site instead.

is the simp epidemic that bad?

Ever heard of onlyfans? and yes it was already pretty bad back then.

not just nerds but most men, have much lower standards when they're just looking for a side piece

Side piece? most of these losers never had a gf, why you think they risked they risked their careers for a sloppy from zoey blowey?

it's a bit disingenuous to pretend Gamer-gate era Zoe Quinn was some unfuckable goblin

She was mid when doing her emo porn bullshit and by the time GG happened she was fat as fuck, look her pics from the event with jontron. When GG was already dying in early 2015 she got work done, lost weight, then got some fake cans since she was flat even when fat.

Even before then you had Driv3rgate happen. They were likely always corrupt but back then they were able to hide it better since there was way less DEI hires and they actually gave a shit about games.

You got early penny arcade comics about techradar and others taking sony money to shittalk the Dreamcast, its been happening for a while. GG exploded because the corruption reached ridiculous levels and details about the inner workings of this network of influence became public with stuff like gamejournospro showing just how incestuous game reviewers were. No more rumors, there were pics of entire threads were the fuckers coordinated their moves.

And that was just the tip of the iceberg, the digging threads back then were huge.

Lolcow fight with Brianna Wu over GamerGate and calling Brianna Wu a fraud, post the saved May 2014 text messages she received from Brianna Wu, and she suddenly gets a lot of comments, reposts, and likes from her simps, her they/them furry troons, and her allies, including Alyssa Mercante's simps like Dave "Airbagged" Rivera (KF Page) and Bill "William" Bones (Bill Boneless).
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Imagine still trying to milk something that happened 11 years ago, how fucking pathetic can this dumb broad be?

And speaking of washed up losers, this fatty boombatty is somehow still alive.

Who the fuck is giving her money and why?

She's gone as far as doing "compensated dating" aka: whoring herself to fat salarymen in japan.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

You're not a veteran, Zoe Quinn. You're a hack, and a scam artist. The only game you made is a shitty text game. And you haven't even made that Chuck Tingle game yet.
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[The Hardest R]

“Industry vet”
“I’m also a nasty little freak”
“Nonbinary queer person”

Gee, why won’t anyone hire her?

Chelsea was a skank who only got hired due to low interest rates when there was lots of cheap money sloshing around, a push for DEI, and she’d suck a golf ball through a garden hose. It’s now current year plus ten when everyone in tech is looking to cut back, DEI is getting scaled back, and her reputation is so nuclear that a CEO or a manager can just hire a whore LARPing as a gamer girl if they want a blowski bad enough. She has everything against her and nothing going for her.

 

[AnOminous]

You're not a veteran, Zoe Quinn. You're a hack, and a scam artist. The only game you made is a shitty text game.

She didn't even make that. Someone she blew made that. She is a thief and a cunt who stole tens of thousands of dollars and then just ran off with it and never even tried to deliver. And Chuck Tingle is a thieving faggot, too. These two stole a bunch of money and ran off with it.

 

[TomatoSoup]

Amazing that she thinks there are still opportunities for her in video games. The only feasible thing I can imagine, is an already badly struggling studio, low on DEI grant money, who just wants her to pin the blame on, when the ship goes down.

Still, I guess it would be unwise to over-estimate that crowd.

 

[Sierra Death Generator]

 

[Tanner Glass]

Amazing that she thinks there are still opportunities for her in video games. The only feasible thing I can imagine, is an already badly struggling studio, low on DEI grant money, who just wants her to pin the blame on, when the ship goes down.

She should be optimistic. The video game industry is doing really good right now and tons of people are hiring.

It would only sound really weird if most large studios were on fire and laying off people by the thousands year over year for like 5 years.

 

[The Hardest R]

It’s really interesting that Chelsea, an acclaimed game maker and ideas person, isn’t making another indie game or hell, even Depression Quest 2. I guess she’s shit out of luck if it isn’t some overpaid diversity hire role.

 

[Stinkyboy]

oh shes a veteran
of the sex trade industry
and not a very good one
busted ass face

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

She didn't even make that. Someone she blew made that. She is a thief and a cunt who stole tens of thousands of dollars and then just ran off with it and never even tried to deliver. And Chuck Tingle is a thieving faggot, too. These two stole a bunch of money and ran off with it.

It’s really interesting that Chelsea, an acclaimed game maker and ideas person, isn’t making another indie game or hell, even Depression Quest 2. I guess she’s shit out of luck if it isn’t some overpaid diversity hire role.

If her being a grifter wasn't obvious before, it is now. Because if she actually had any of the skills necessary for game development, she could just do it. There'd be nothing stopping her using her spare time to knock together a demo and putting it out there for people to play. Especially since depression quest was a web page equivalent of a choose your own adventure for people with a klonopin script.

It's why the older generations were much more resistant to getting cancelled. Polanski fled the country on rape charges but he can still put movies together so people kept financing him. Zoe has nothing other than the memory of what it's like to control the narrative on twitter.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

It's bittersweet for me really. On one hand, Chelsea and other similar grift fucks back then are rarely remembered these days. You could argue that their influence is still felt in the gaming industry to this day with stuff like Dragon Age Veilguard, Sweet Baby INC, or Concord but as we've seen so far when the fat chud gamer turns his gaze upon these projects with scrutiny, they usually hemorrhage money and die off. And on the other hand, we've had a guy kill himself over Chelsea, and even though she's out of the lime light, she's still alive shoveling fucking food into her piehole with no consequence besides being shuffled off into the realm of obscurity.

I'm not saying I want her to die, be hurt or whatever. Hell, I'm not sure what I want. I guess if I had to group it all up and put a name up to it, I'd say that I think people like Chelsea and Anita Sarkeesian didn't reap enough of what they sowed. Being forgotten for these people is torture enough, I know but with all of these bullshit mini culture wars going on that are fucking annoying, I wish that more people were aware of their scum fuckery. It wouldn't stop the culture war bullshit, surely, but I would think they would end quicker if normies had the knowledge that a bunch of shit they're arguing about were made up by greedy assholes who didn't care who they hurt in their grand grift crusade.

 

[The Hardest R]

Chelsea, despite being a “15+ year veteran” has nothing she can lean on. You think about all the legendary people in the gaming industry and what they were able to accomplish…and then you have this talentless, aging, and grifting whore putting down 15 years in the industry like she didn’t just give away why she can’t find work. I think she’s going to find it harder and harder to find work because there’s always younger and hotter whores who can come up with equally insipid ideas and can suck an executive dick as well as the rest of them.

 

[NoBueno]

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

It’s really interesting that Chelsea, an acclaimed game maker and ideas person, isn’t making another indie game or hell, even Depression Quest 2. I guess she’s shit out of luck if it isn’t some overpaid diversity hire role.

I'm actually shocked that Zoe didn't return to that well, but considering that it was mostly the work of some dude, she's too much of a lazy, untalented whore to make a game in TWINE, which all but makes the fucking game for you. Even worse, she's too much lazy and untalented at being A WHORE to finagle a bunch of neckbeards into doing it for her on the promise of free blowies.

I suppose after all the guys who worked on her Tingle game ended up with nothing but empty wallets and full balls, word got around that working for Zoe avails you nothing but as much dust that lies in whatever shitty efficiency she's renting now.

 

[Absolutego]

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Jews didn't get the "of X town" style German names when everyone started adopting last names in the 1600's.
She's Dutch, her name's actually pretty well documented, though it should surprise absolutely nobody she descends from one of the branches of little note.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Posting Anti-ICE and Anti-LAPD as usual.
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Speaking of "limp-dicked horses", she's still making FFXIV accessories and not her Chuck Tingle game that's supposed to have Jim Sterling and Wil Wheaton in it.
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[Stinkyboy]

Whils Warton is supercuck

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Sometimes, I check this out to see the comments. The kickstarter still receives comments from as early as two months ago.



I love it when retarded soy men come to a self realization.

 

[Haramburger]

You're not a veteran, Zoe Quinn. You're a hack, and a scam artist. The only game you made is a shitty text game. And you haven't even made that Chuck Tingle game yet.
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When she mentions not having worked on a TCG, I am immediately reminded of Hearthstone. A female streamer named Cora used to be mid at streaming it, but actually got hired in to work on & design for the game. She stars with other devs in retarded pre-release skit videos to waste Blizzard money, and she got noticeably fatter since ruining the game. The 4chan /vg/ general for Hearthstone has been memeing on her for years.

It coulda been Chelsea, but someone else simply beat her to it. Hire any hole, instead of paying the white male creator what they were worth lol.

 

[Stinkyboy]

This ugly kike is still a thing?