Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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I don't think anyone will hire a fraud like you, Zoe Quinn. And where's the Chuck Tingle game you said you'll make with the Kickstarter money?
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Or, she's just saying that to prep for a return to e-begging.

Can't wait for the return of "Aw shucks I just happened to be carrying all my rent money in cash through the streets and I got mugged, but at least the downtrodden man was kind enough to let me keep my phone"
 
Oh crap, I remember now. John claimed he did all the work, and then later one or two of the troons he hired came forward and said they did like 99% of the work and then got shitcanned on short notice when it was almost completed. Thank you for the correction.
More specifically, they were contracted for 6 months of work, and when that was up John tried to get them to work for free past the date
 
Zoe Quinn has the money to buy a 3D printer and other accessories to craft FFXIV shields, but she still doesn't have the money or Kickstarter money to make the Chuck Tingle game she promised her gay community to make for "love is love"?
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This ferret is her son? And his name is Sarevok Anchev?
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She's better off rotting, and rotting in hell instead of living, after all the crimes she has committed for the past decades.
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I didn't even know what gamergate was and wouldn't label myself a gamer.
But I remember reading a gaming outlet and the lead was "gamers are racist"

And from then on it felt like every gaming journalist was ashamed to write about games and wanted to write about serious issues.

They killed their own industry because normie like me suddenly found their gaming news insulting them personality and dragging tranny shit when at the time even mainstream media didn't touch it.

Is the new mario game any good... Don't know but it made the male reviewer realise they are really princess peaches
 
Oh crap, I remember now. John claimed he did all the work, and then later one or two of the troons he hired came forward and said they did like 99% of the work and then got shitcanned on short notice when it was almost completed. Thank you for the correction.
It was terrifyingly bad work too - one of the troons leaked the source code and 90% of the game logic was a single script that plugged into the Unreal Engine and had If loops going 10+ layers deep.
IIRC they didn't even break out common actions into functions, let alone implementing classes. Version control between multiple people must've been a nightmare
 
"Entering month 5 of being unemployed"

Is she incapable of telling the truth? Her LinkedIn says she was last working in March. Either she lied there, or she needs to compulsively exaggerate, because being unemployed for 3 or 4 months isn't sad enough!

Hey Zoe, have you considered devoting your "volunteer" hours to finishing the kickstarter? Or restarting the Crash Override support network? No, because that would remind people that you ghosted them
 
"Entering month 5 of being unemployed"

Is she incapable of telling the truth? Her LinkedIn says she was last working in March. Either she lied there, or she needs to compulsively exaggerate, because being unemployed for 3 or 4 months isn't sad enough!

Hey Zoe, have you considered devoting your "volunteer" hours to finishing the kickstarter? Or restarting the Crash Override support network? No, because that would remind people that you ghosted them
Depending on her layoff package, she could've been on the books until March, but left the company in January/February. Very common for employers to structure them so the immediate effect of learning to work without the cut staff is handled sooner, but the books aren't impacted until the end of the quarter.
 
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Or, she's just saying that to prep for a return to e-begging.

Can't wait for the return of "Aw shucks I just happened to be carrying all my rent money in cash through the streets and I got mugged, but at least the downtrodden man was kind enough to let me keep my phone"
My bet is it will be her pet is sick and she needs a gorillian dollars to pay for the body cancer it got, no need for receipts gais just me!
 
My bet is it will be her pet is sick and she needs a gorillian dollars to pay for the body cancer it got, no need for receipts gais just me!
Fuck, that's it. My coworker once did a gofundme for her ferret's surgery. $3000 in 2013. It didn't make it.

Depending on her layoff package, she could've been on the books until March, but left the company in January/February. Very common for employers to structure them so the immediate effect of learning to work without the cut staff is handled sooner, but the books aren't impacted until the end of the quarter.
Fwiw it was probably a planned layoff, as it coincides with the release of the Aliens VR game. Though I'd assume they wouldn't need a writer up to the launch
 
Fuck, that's it. My coworker once did a gofundme for her ferret's surgery. $3000 in 2013. It didn't make it.


Fwiw it was probably a planned layoff, as it coincides with the release of the Aliens VR game. Though I'd assume they wouldn't need a writer up to the launch
Poor thing. I'm sorry to hear that. We all know she'll be asking for like 20k. Best part will be her bringing down the goal over and over. Or it not reaching what she was expecting and yet it still turned out to be just enough magically
 
Poor thing. I'm sorry to hear that. We all know she'll be asking for like 20k. Best part will be her bringing down the goal over and over. Or it not reaching what she was expecting and yet it still turned out to be just enough magically
Or, she'll pocket the money and let it die, or raise the cash after it's already gone. There's always some kernel of truth to her lies.
 
I don't think the email from Wu is that bad. It's definitely tainted by what we know now, but he's just saying, 'I think you're cool, and your choices have inspired me to try and be better.' Yes, cringe, if Zoe Quinn is your level of aspiration and someone you're a fan of your life is shit, etc. But it's not asking for anything, just expressing admiration - 'women' uplifting women, what Zoe was theoretically about.

But now, more than a decade later, Zoe's turning it into a 'Why are you so obsessed with me?' mean girls classic. She has absolutely no ground to stand on (as just the Brad Wardell example demonstrates), but she has a chance to put the boot in with everyone else and she makes sure to take it, while also trying to let everyone know that the uncool kid thought he was good enough to talk to the Queen of the Playground.

It's manipulative, self-serving, involves several lies and is really only relevant to ten years ago - aka the Zoe Quinn special. It's also funny that Wu did, in fact, proceed to copy Zoe in most ways - including faking harassment, claiming credit for a game he barely touched, and trying to ride the 'cool woman in tech' label as far as possible while doing as little work as possible because they have no actual skill.

There's undoubtedly far juicier receipts on all the main players in GG out there, especially ones like Zoe and Wu, but that this particular email is the one she shared as a high school own is pathetic. One day, one of these bitches is going to go, 'Fuck it,' and release something that is truly damning to the GG narrative they've been trying to protect all these years. It will be something we all know, most likely, but it will be someone from their side admitting it. I'm waiting for that.
 
I saw this thread pop up and am more shocked than anything that goobergate "personalities" are still around grifting. What I'm really failing to understand is: what does this woman do? She made a shitty interactive fiction game a decade ago and somehow she's still getting money from anti goobers? What is going on? How does she sustain her lifestyle? I've skimmed the last few pages of the thread and outside of a Kickstarter, I'm no closer to understanding. Who the fuck is giving her money and why?
 
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I saw this thread pop up and am more shocked than anything that goobergate "personalities" are still around grifting. What I'm really failing to understand is: what does this woman do? She made a shitty interactive fiction game a decade ago and somehow she's still getting money from anti goobers? What is going on? How does she sustain her lifestyle? I've skimmed the last few pages of the thread and outside of a Kickstarter, I'm no closer to understanding. Who the fuck is giving her money and why?
I posted her LinkedIn on the last page, she's been ostensibly employed for the past couple years, but is back on social media only because she's out of work.
 
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