That's not even a Jewish name you blithering retard. It's Dutch and Jews never took those "von" names that indicate being born in a specific town.
More to the point, if anything she is exactly the kind of person who has just about the least right to be claiming any kind of oppression. Given that she's dutch, that van in her name indicates she's descended from some degree of at least minor nobility at some point in history, just like von does for germans and why man germans have quietly dropped von from their names over the last few decades.. Nothing says totally oppressed victim like being descended from nobility after all
Realistically though she's like 5% Dutch and 7 generations removed from whoever stepped off the boat. Her parents were legit white trash.
'Von' in names is German. 'Van' is Dutch. Valkenburg is a nice little quaint tourist trap in the South of the Netherlands, and it sucks that this hoe is even tangentially related to it, and the Dutch, apparently.
The Dutch are swamp Jews though
OUR PICNICKING FAMILIES
Thanks to antifags making sure there's a criminal element to any protest in recent years, the police are more or less obligated to prepare not for just a protest, but for crimes up to and including murder and terrorism.
Chelsay might even be from the initial wave of Knickerbockers who moved to New York when it was New Amsterdam. That said, she's just generic white trash at this point. Her dad seems pretty chill, so I'd guess she's a disappointment even to her parents, who are probably glad she doesn't use their name for her public whoring.
Hey, don't make fun of us Dutch. A reminder we are taller than all of you and always will be.
I am shocked for all the people that she fucked she never did get knocked up. Then again she could have always aborted it, though I have a feeling she would have ran to the internet to use it for political points if she did.
Hmm. I can think of three things to point out here:
It's probably tough to get knocked up when the only guys you fuck ejaculate pure soy.
She'd have also boasted about it because it's somehow "woke" to be a whore too stupid to figure out contraception and have to resort to abortion.
Could well be, since the first use of the name Valkenburg dates back to like 1041 as a place. Good on her dad she's at least keeping their actual name free from her shitty behavior.
Yeah and that's all you'll ever have lmao.
There was some exchanges leaked between her and one of the 5 Guys (the Kotaku one that shilled her garbage, I think) where she asked him for a few hundred. It's been rumored (but not confirmed) that she needed the money because he knocked her up and Chelsea wanted to deletus the fetus.
