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@BT9494 is probably the best qualified at this point.
WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game
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BT9494
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I'm not even sure what it takes to get a character all the way to five star gold, although there used to be a site where you could figure out exactly what your needed for each evolution. I'm sure it's a lot.
To be honest, I've almost lost interest in this arc since the bank leaks told us what we pretty much already knew. As soon as I saw the plethora of ITunes and PayPal transactions in those specific amounts, well...I believe the term is chef's kiss.
The beauty of DSP is that there is always going to be a new chapter in the saga.
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Indeed. I wonder what it'll be. I think pretty much everyone agrees that a divorce saga would be the greatest, but those odds seem pretty tiny. And even if MidFirst slaps him with a deficiency judgment, there's no guarantee that we'll get a proper view of his saltiness over it by ranting during a pre-stream about how "bullshit" it is, and that his lawyer "lied to him about being protected". Those are things he would say, for sure, but not necessarily on camera. He could also very well stew in silence over it until he gets a chance to tell Katherine. Assuming he even DOES tell her.
Personally, the thing I would enjoy most is his mother somehow discovering his lies. I get the feeling that would rock his world a hell of a lot more than losing another roommate, because if I'm correct in my assessment, Linda has been the biggest mark in Phil's life for 40 years running.
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There's a moderate chance that he is communicating with players either through the not required but still optional ways such as Discord, or through the built in chat that you access when you're within the faction. Just speculation but it would not surprise me.
That's the most fun any normal person with his roster would get, because he must be winning in 1-2 turns. The very small amount of strategy you need in Champions goes out the window at that level with OP characters like his.
To me his roster is similar to a panel of NFTs but even more useless, no one will pay 0.01% of all the money he has funnelled into it, unless they're legit and severely mentally handicapped.
Unless that happens, here I hold his account's value that is equally fun to interact with, it even comes without Scopely glitches.
That's the most fun any normal person with his roster would get, because he must be winning in 1-2 turns. The very small amount of strategy you need in Champions goes out the window at that level with OP characters like his.
To me his roster is similar to a panel of NFTs but even more useless, no one will pay 0.01% of all the money he has funnelled into it, unless they're legit and severely mentally handicapped.
Unless that happens, here I hold his account's value that is equally fun to interact with, it even comes without Scopely glitches.
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Gambling addicts don't care about the game. What they're addicted to isn't the game, or winning, or even losing. It's just the state of being gambling at this moment. If a slot machine junkie hits the jackpot, they'll just set the coin cup down right next to the piss cups and keep pulling, pulling, pulling.
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This. And we've seen Phil gamble, he's definitely an addict who just keeps going. He gets off on games of chance, which is probably connected to the other ways in which he lives his life. He plays with fire a lot for someone who doesn't go anywhere, it's like gambling to him.
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He would have to melt down on stream because he would need to get that money from somewhere.
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Champions, they're giving away a free Santa!
Looks like one of those that only upgrades with special tokens during the beginning, but it won't matter to DSP because he'll go through the pay to win route, version extra.
I'm not sure if it's OP, it's definitely way better than a lot of the other free ones that they've given of the same "category", because it has an upgraded coach ability.
I'd expect him to get Hogan santa to a good level, even if he doesn't max him out.
Looks like one of those that only upgrades with special tokens during the beginning, but it won't matter to DSP because he'll go through the pay to win route, version extra.
I'm not sure if it's OP, it's definitely way better than a lot of the other free ones that they've given of the same "category", because it has an upgraded coach ability.
I'd expect him to get Hogan santa to a good level, even if he doesn't max him out.
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DSP loves the Hulk. The trainer ability got switched to coach and was nerfed before release, but I expect to see a five star santa hogan in the next few days. There are enough f2p EVO tokens to star him up to 3 star silver, so anything above that is $$$
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There's something about this Hogan's eyes, like hes packing a huge schlong in those Santa pants and he knows it, and he's staring me down like he's going to power bomb me onto that thing and destroy my butthole for Christmas. Anyone else get that feeling? Alright, later.
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He's spent more on WWE Champs then almost all of his denthead supporters make in a year. It's a win win for detractors. The morans waste money and he falls further into his addiction.
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If you want to picture how Phil spends his downtime, this is a pretty good estimate.
Guersan's Gaming is going for 80 Santa Hogan pulls
Guersan's Gaming is going for 80 Santa Hogan pulls
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Apparently there's a new update that, listen to this, allows you to finally upgrade your character in multiple levels at a time. Previously you'd either go 1 by 1, or drop the maximum (levels until you run out of coins, or the character hits a level cap that you need to further upgrade with tokens).
Now will this make him not go all out on his characters?
Also this, I got it in the previous days. Hey, it could've been him.
DarksydePhil is now LIVE! Join us and make bets on him getting past the third sip of ""MiO water"" without lashing out at chat in a drunken moment of rage!
Now will this make him not go all out on his characters?
DarksydePhil is now LIVE! Join us and make bets on him getting past the third sip of ""MiO water"" without lashing out at chat in a drunken moment of rage!
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And to think, if Phil just admitted he played the shit out of this stupid game, this could’ve been him. Alas.
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He's going to be a salty fuck over this.
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The bigger issue is that he has spent so many years lying about his income. That's why he doesn't fess up now, despite it being obvious, because it means saying aloud that we're right to call him a scammer. It isn't about what he spends his money on nearly as much as it is the fact that, according to him, he isn't supposed to HAVE that much money to waste on wrestling jpegs.
That could've been him if he hadn't decided to pretend he perpetually never makes enough that paypigs should refrain from tipping him. Or if he could've set aside his ego years ago and raked in so much tips that lying about it was never necessary in order to extract so much gacha funds every day.
Which is the funniest thing about all this, the fact that Phil is stuck like this forever because he's stupid, lazy, entitled, selfish, immature, insecure, and an asshole. All of those things ensure that, these days, he can only get the money he wants by grifting wheelchairs, or embracing being a joke. Even if he did the latter, he's still stuck, he just has more money to wipe his tears with.
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Those 2 no-loaders are doing giveaways, there is never a scenario where Phil would agree to that.
Also, it looks like WWE Champions is actually not having events or anything during Christmas. What is Phil going to do Christmas Eve and Day? He must be stocked up on gin.
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Probably watch all the Christmas movies he grew up on. Which, by itself, wouldn't be a bad thing, tons of people do that, but most of them have friends and family over and enjoy them together. They also get the message that's typically found in those movies, whereas Phil is just being a sad lonely manchild with the intellectual capacity of a baby koala that got dropped on its head by its mother a couple of times.
And I do believe he IS lonely. He may not value other people, but he does wish he could have them in his life, in service to him. He is not sated by the one person serving as a utility for him, especially since she barely functions there. He's way too greedy to be distilling his social life down to just his roommate for any reason other than his fear of interaction and preposterous level of laziness.
Which is why I love that his tards keep poking him about his lack of life, because they have a vision of him that doesn't match reality, and no amount of him getting shitty with them is going to make it sink in. In that, they're like Derich, just less perturbing.