Oh my Christ that little SHIT.
As you can tell from my icon, I am also a reptile person (that's Tiamat the Australian water dragon on my head), and this shit infuriates me. And the fact that he has not one, but TWO tegus....
I've had a lot of reptiles, but tegus are my favourite. My husband and I had a beautiful red tegu named Sherman (who was rescued from an abusive situation and died young because of long-term health complications due to that neglect), and they are the most amazing pets. IF you handle them correctly, they are docile, social, trainable, and fun. They're also SMART; some keepers estimate they're about as smart as a dog. If you're willing to do the modifications, you can actually have a tegu free-roaming in your house, the same way you'd have a dog or cat. They're also challenging; they need a lot of heat and humidity, eat a lot, and can't really be toilet trained. If you get them young, you have to spend a good amount of time every day talking to them and socialising them to tame them down. Also, if you do get bitten, they really fucking bite. An adult tegu can take your fucking finger off (which I really, really wish would happen to Boaman). They need a lot of care, a lot of interaction, and a lot of time.
THIS is how a happy, healthy tegu should look and act:
The tegus this miserable little rat spawn is manhandling are stressed, dehydrated, poorly socialised, and don't have enclosures nearly big enough or with enough enrichment. This is the equivalent of keeping a frightened dog in a small, dirty cage for its entire life, and it enrages me.