Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

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Reasons why

  • He is hood rich and wants to move it on up

  • Scared after a seemingly legit threat from a deranged person

  • Tired of people leaving corn cobs in his yard

  • May is divorcing him so he needs to downsize

  • To own the ayylawgs

  • He is not gonna move and this is kayfabe

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3322 said:
He said the place he is moving to will be furnished.
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Interesting. Im starting to think it wont be DC. Furnished apartments in DC arent cheap. At least not in any "decent" part of DC.

I wonder if him and Pantsu qualify for any sort of govt assistance. I've had clients that are section 8 and they get to move into brand new apartments fully furnished. Ralph's income might be low enough. Pantsu's definitely is. Plus they have a dependent.

If Ralph is creative and takes enough write-offs for his "business" he may be able to get his income far below the bar for qualifying.
 
Hes still bragging about his new place while staring at his phone driving on a highway. This fattie is gonna mow down some people. He has to read kiwifarms regardless of if hes driving lol.

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Symalsa said:
I wonder if him and Pantsu qualify for any sort of govt assistance.
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>him and pantsu
They aren't married. She is putting single mom on that application.

Your thinking to much like an honest member of society when you should be thinking more like a nigger to understand the way people like Ralph think. Them actually getting married will fuck up their gibs so its never happening. Single mom on section 8, EBT, WIC, school lunch, medicade etc etc. I'll bet Ralph even uses Pantsu's name to get on the lifeline program to get subsidized broadband internet.
 
Bryan Dunn said:
Hes still bragging about his new place while staring at his phone driving on a highway. This fattie is gonna mow down some people. He has to read kiwifarms regardless of if hes driving lol.

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It always makes me sad when he makes these drug runs. It's tragic because he probably has to split it with Corinne or bang her. I'm sure even Ralph finds her insufferable.
 
Jump said:
>him and pantsu
They aren't married. She is putting single mom on that application.

Your thinking to much like an honest member of society when you should be thinking more like a nigger to understand the way people like Ralph think. Them actually getting married will fuck up their gibs so its never happening. Single mom on section 8, EBT, WIC, school lunch, medicade etc etc. I'll bet Ralph even uses Pantsu's name to get on the lifeline program to get subsidized broadband internet.
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Nah, Im not thinking like an honest person, Im just thinking along the lines of what rules they can squeeze in under. Pantsu may put single mom, but I think they ask multiple questions to verify theres no other income or anyone living with you. I know in my state if you have a significant other you need to disclose it. Basically theyre rating the living budget based on mother and child/children

We'll see. Either way this goes I think they qualify for Govt funds based on her claiming to be single or even with acknowledging Ralph.
 
Symalsa said:
Nah, Im not thinking like an honest person, Im just thinking along the lines of what rules they can squeeze in under. Pantsu may put single mom, but I think they ask multiple questions to verify theres no other income or anyone living with you. I know in my state if you have a significant other you need to disclose it. Basically theyre rating the living budget based on mother and child/children

We'll see. Either way this goes I think they qualify for Govt funds based on her claiming to be single or even with acknowledging Ralph.
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It varies by state. In my state its easy to rip off the system and there isn't anyone doing inspections to verify who is living with you.
The hasidic jew's have whole communities based around this in my state.
Woman A is with Man A
Woman B is with Man B

Family A lives in a house Man B OWNS.
Family B lives in a house Man A OWNS.
They are married in the "eyes of god" but not legally.
The Women have kids and get Section 8 assistance to pay the "rent" to the men and the men work full time. The woman are on every single program including Operation Fuel and lifeline cellphone plans.
 
Bryan Dunn said:
Hes still bragging about his new place while staring at his phone driving on a highway. This fattie is gonna mow down some people. He has to read kiwifarms regardless of if hes driving lol.

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It's fine Bryan, Ethan drives with his mystical Ralphasense. It's a mixture of rage and distraction that acts as one of those self driving cars, like star wars or some shit. His powers are improved by being fucked up on substances and/or having infants in the truck.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
It's fine Bryan, Ethan drives with his mystical Ralphasense. It's a mixture of rage and distraction that acts as one of those self driving cars, like star wars or some shit. His powers are improved by being fucked up on substances and/or having infants in the truck.
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The only reason he crashed that one time is that reading Kiwi Farms sobered him back to reality.
 
can you be trad with a lolicon?
can you be america first™ in mexico?
ralph is asking the important questions
 
#KillAllPedos said:
I doubt Ralph is leaving the US. He thinks he’s being clever by fueling that speculation. If you really want to know his next address, just wait. He’ll spill it one way or another. It likely gonna be another shithole neighborhood comparable to the one he’s in now.
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Yeah, I think I agree with that.

Ralph can be impulsive, possibly because he's fucking drunk constantly, but I don't think he's actually stupid enough to believe he's going to move to some other country like Mexico. That's insane.
These aren't genuine thoughts, these are fantasies. Ralph is just a little scared fat boy with daddy issues trying to project the image of some globe trotting (lol, trotting. Like a pig) high roller gambling around the world drinking fine whiskey and banging high class escorts, that's all.

In fact I question how stupid he actually is, or if he's aware of the right thing to do most times and knowingly picks the "Act like an idiot wigger" dialogue option whenever given the choice. Obviously he's no genius, but he isn't a mental retard either, which in a sense only makes it worse that he acts how he does.

Bryan Dunn said:
Lol this fat ass is driving to DC while discussing where he is gonna move by looking at his phone and going off the road constantly. Why hasnt anyone called the state troopers on him yet with his tag? He’s literally breaking the law and putting people in danger. Idk what highway hes on but if you do know you can call the state troopers in that area about his reckless endangerment while streaming.
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Could he just stop when he's behind the wheel? It's all fun and games online, but it won't be so funny when he T-bones someone and kills them. Some niggers really need to learn to take driving seriously.

Although an aside, did he start going clean shaven because folks in the May thread (I think) were speculating a while back that he's probably too fat/incompetent to shave properly?
Thanks for reading as usual, Ethan.
 
Uberpenguin said:
Yeah, I think I agree with that.

Ralph can be impulsive, possibly because he's fucking drunk constantly, but I don't think he's actually stupid enough to believe he's going to move to some other country like Mexico. That's insane.
These aren't genuine thoughts, these are fantasies. Ralph is just a little scared fat boy with daddy issues trying to project the image of some globe trotting (lol, trotting. Like a pig) high roller gambling around the world drinking fine whiskey and banging high class escorts, that's all.

In fact I question how stupid he actually is, or if he's aware of the right thing to do most times and knowingly picks the "Act like an idiot wigger" dialogue option whenever given the choice. Obviously he's no genius, but he isn't a mental retard either, which in a sense only makes it worse that he acts how he does.


Could he just stop when he's behind the wheel? It's all fun and games online, but it won't be so funny when he T-bones someone and kills them. Some niggers really need to learn to take driving seriously.

Although an aside, did he start going clean shaven because folks in the May thread (I think) were speculating a while back that he's probably too fat/incompetent to shave properly?
Thanks for reading as usual, Ethan.
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Correct, what it does make me think is that he’s rented a month-to-month furnished apartment and is plotting his next move (Mexico being one option)
 
Going with the unlisted option of rent hike. I think he's using the move to do 2 things
1)Move closer to the Ralphmare's parents since she's probably bitchy from all his travelling and has to lean on her parents a lot, meanwhile she keeps telling "oh, he's just travelled for business!" No, he's travelling to get away from your ass.
2)To try to hide from the corncobs and aylawgs. But his problem is that he thinks he's going to be invisible. He is going to be invisible...for a month max. Then we can all continue our pilgrimages to GuntMecca.
 
3322 said:
Ralph just said on the stream that next week he will be starting to move to the new place and he will be driving back and forth to get all his shit there. I think this confirms that he is moving to DC. No other place would be easy to drive back and forth. He is moving close to his dealer and fed handler.

He probably thinks this will be good for his streams because he can report on politics and go to rallies or whatever.

Edit: He said the place he is moving to will be furnished.
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What if he's leaving his horse for the catboi fuhrer? Overtime the ROFLmale realize he likes being insulted, and Nicky is tired of being insulted and wants to be the dominatrix of the situation for once.

A match made in hell..........................................................................
 
He probably just wanted to go on a rant about immigration on his show and about how "its harder to move to the U.S.A than it is to move to mexico"
Orrrr he is just really dumb and meant to type New Mexico for cheap drugs and gambling.
My rational mind says he isn't really moving to mexico but this is ethan we are talkin' bout
 
oramge cat said:
Went with "legitimate threat from a deranged person", I think some even bigger psycho is fucking with him and has made legit threats against him and his horse, maybe even done psycho shit like come to his house. If KF has taught me anything, it's always bet on crazy.
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Doubtful, with ralph's porch camera and his desperation to spin kiwi farms as full of mentally ill pyschos. He would have posted video and screens on twitter while it was happening.
 
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