Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

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Reasons why

  • He is hood rich and wants to move it on up

  • Scared after a seemingly legit threat from a deranged person

  • Tired of people leaving corn cobs in his yard

  • May is divorcing him so he needs to downsize

  • To own the ayylawgs

  • He is not gonna move and this is kayfabe


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if you live in a literal child molester filled violent ghetto and your family lives off your scraps from your bad decisions and murses youre not doing well with money
Pretty much this. Nobody that's making decent money would live where Ralph does. They might not buy a big McMansion, but they aren't going to live with a perimeter of sex offenders.
I remember the city of Cedar Falls from an article about cities with 10gb residential lines.
Anyway, this is a perfectly find home for a single-child family, in a safe neighborhood. The only sex offender in the neighborhood looks like he was hung out to dry on a statutory rape charge when he was 18 with a girl between 14 and 17, and he hasn't gotten into trouble in the 23 years since.
Basically if Ralph had even a little bit of actual wealth he'd fuck off and live somewhere like there and not where he was living. Not to flex, but because the improved quality of life would pay itself off with his kid having a nice park to go to, a safer neighborhood, better schools, etc.
 
I feel sorry for you if you think Ralph is living it up. Ralph probably isn't paying taxes and balked at paying $1100 a month in child support.
Maybe less time on the farms and more time investing in your career would be a smart move for you?
No reason to think he does or does not pay taxes, I can see him moving out of the country to not have to pay child support on xander, its not because he cannot afford to pay it but more about him not wanting to pay child support. The fact he is on the road more then he is at home its probably May complaining about the harassment, In today's stream he let the cop know that he had 7-8 wellness checks on him, its 8-9 now. So yeah its probably a combo of Harassment and running away from child support.
 
So with Ralph going to Mexico, and being a tard about it already, I just hope that when he's there, that whatever poor pig they feed his corpse to doesn't get sick from all the gunt grease.
 
So with Ralph going to Mexico, and being a tard about it already, I just hope that when he's there, that whatever poor pig they feed his corpse to doesn't get sick from all the gunt grease.
Ralph is too big of a pussy to go to Mexico, and he can't afford the move itself, its not going to happen.
 
So yeah its probably a combo of Harassment and running away from child support.
California has enforced child support in Mexico before, and Ralph wouldn't be outsmarting them by moving there. Not to mention he'd basically no longer be able to ever go to the US again without someone (or the Vickers) fucking with him. He'd be fucked in California since he'd have a warrant out.
Also:
18 U.S.C. § 228- Failure to pay legal child support obligations
Section 228 of Title 18, United States Code, makes it illegal for an individual to willfully fail to pay child support in certain circumstances.

For one, an individual is subject to federal prosecution if he or she willfully fails to pay child support that has been ordered by a court for a child who lives in another state, or if the payment is past due for longer than 1 year or exceeds the amount of $5,000. A violation of this law is a criminal misdemeanor, and convicted offender face fines and up to 6 months in prison (See 18 U.S.C. § 228(a)(1)).

If, under the same circumstances, the child support payment is overdue for longer than 2 years, or the amount exceeds $10,000, the violation is a criminal felony, and convicted offenders face fines and up to 2 years in prison (See 18 U.S.C.§ 228(a)(3)).

Lastly, this statute prohibits individuals obligated to pay child support from crossing state lines or fleeing the country with the intent to avoid paying child support that has either been past due for more than 1 year or exceeds $5,000. (See 18 U.S.C. § 228(a)(2)). Any individual convicted of this crime may face up to 2 years in prison.

Notably, other than in the specific circumstances aforementioned, child support enforcement issues are handled by state and local authorities, and not by the federal government. Furthermore, all child support enforcement matters must be addressed at the local or state level before concerns can be raised at the federal level.
If the Vickers get child support established and Ralph already owes more than 5k that he's just avoiding payments on, he will go to prison applying to live in Mexico, lol.
 
California has enforced child support in Mexico before, and Ralph wouldn't be outsmarting them by moving there. Not to mention he'd basically no longer be able to ever go to the US again without someone (or the Vickers) fucking with him. He'd be fucked in California since he'd have a warrant out.
Also:

If the Vickers get child support established and Ralph already owes more than 5k that he's just avoiding payments on, he will go to prison applying to live in Mexico, lol.
Don't worry, he's too much of a cowardly bitch to actually move to Mexico.
 
I don't understand the ayylawgs that think this fat fuck is poor or is broke, over the past year he has demonstrated the opposite of broke, he wrecked his car and financed a new one right away, he has traveled to europe 2 times in 6 months and has went to Las Vegas, Atlantic city and DC on several occasions. Dude is financially equipped to pay rent. Now will he continue to have throw away cash in the future tune into find out, once the guy stops traveling and just runs his show maybe you can call him out on his money situation. I really do not think he is poor because he can make a better living then I can and I am above par in earnings.

I agree to an extent. I think a lot of people purposefully underestimate how much he makes just to fuck with his pride, and others just see low dono days and Ralph lying through his teeth during them and think he's poor as dogshit. IMO Ethan is just wigger rich: Overspends on vanity shit to make himself look richer than he is, instead of saving anything he splurges on temporary pleasures things like his steaks, booze, and gambling visits, all while underspending on actual important stuff like his kid.
 
Ralph's not going to mexico
although lmao if he did because nigga's head is going to roll if so
 
I agree to an extent. I think a lot of people purposefully underestimate how much he makes just to fuck with his pride, and others just see low dono days and Ralph lying through his teeth during them and think he's poor as dogshit. IMO Ethan is just wigger rich: Overspends on vanity shit to make himself look richer than he is, instead of saving anything he splurges on temporary pleasures things like his steaks, booze, and gambling visits, all while underspending on actual important stuff like his kid.
Or spending money on, you know, actual adult living expenses. Don’t forget Ralph lived in a nasty shack with his mom until he was fucking 35 years old.

He actually pulled in some decent money during GG. I think he tried to flex having 20k in savings to Ade, though I’m sure women’s Indian tennis matches are that shit up. You would think he would have wanted to move himself and dear mom to a decent place to live when he was pulling in thousands a month, but lol no. Ralph is only accustomed to white trash living.

2020 was the first year in Ralph’s entire life that he had to actually pay his own living expenses. He still spends his money like he’s a teen living with mom - priority is on drugs, his truck and trips. People say clothes and purses but Ralph’s shit is cheap mall shit and doesn’t cost more than a few hundred bucks.

This is why watching Ralph the last year and half has been so entertaining. He has to finally be an independent big boy at age 36 and it’s a shitshow. If he had to put his money towards a decent house/lifestyle for himself and family it would torpedo his nigger rich lifestyle and Ralph has no idea how to live any other way.

Ralph might be moving out of the ghetto but he’s now renting a “furnished” place, which means he’s just going to another crack shack outside Richmond.

Outside of corporate rentals and college student apartments, furnished places are usually for poor people that don’t have their own furniture. Nice rental places rightly assume their tenants will have their own furniture.

Furnished houses/apt have grotty cheap furniture because they rent to people who don’t have much. The furniture is crap because they know it’s going to get trashed anyway. They cater to tenants that show up with their stuff in trash bags and go buy all their home supplies at Dollar General when they move in. This is Ralph. He will be able to move his entire household in the back of his Nissan and a bunch of trash bags.

I do wonder if he will bother to take his mattress or go with the used bed at his new rental place. Hopefully, unlike Ralph, the last tenants use sheets. But a mattress, maybe a dirty couch and table are probably the biggest things Ralph owns and will have to move. Everything else is just shit he will throw in trash bags.

Ralph has a very low standard of living. He grew up in a dirty shack that was foreclosed on. Ralph is a wigger and spends his money quickly on instant gratification and dumb shit white trash considers status symbols. He is incapable of putting what money he earns towards long term goals that would raise his overall standard of living out of the white trash rental realm. Even if by some miracle Ralph’s streaming income doubled nothing would change. He’d still live in a dump, but blow the extra money on drugs, trips and gambling.

Now that mom’s free ride is over I predict he has begun white trash transitory living saga. He will now move every year or two until he dies or gets a free HUD apartment.
 
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Roe V Wade overturned so Ralph wants to move somewhere he can feel comfortable his future children will be aborted as opposed to having to pay more child support.
 
I have long has this schizo theory on May, I've held off on posting about it because I have very little to go by to justify it, but it becomes relevant for this subject.
So during the Kingpin event, May got mad at Ralph for using so much of her money to buy an overpriced hat. And a notable change in Ralph's habits before that was that he switched from his vegas trips and gambling to taking vacations in Europe. While still expensive, holiday trips in European tourist centers aren't as open-ended expense wise as gambling in casinos in Vegas.
Combine that with the downgrade on the murse and there's a clear picture that he's saving money and going lower on his purchases. Something he wouldn't do on his own volition, if it were just money being short, he'd find some retard bank that would give him a loan.

I think that behind the scenes, Meigh is much less of a pushover than they let on in public and the notions to the contrary may have been true in the past, but are a deliberate deception on their part. They're literally just pretending like this is still the case, so the gunt doesn't have to lose face in front of his wigger fans. But in truth, she puts her foot down more, now that he depends on her financially. Not enough to stop him from being Ralph, but at least enough to tone down the random spending somewhat. That's why he's bragging with sausages from the grocery store or hyping up his new basic bag like holding things is this brand new concept, it's the only stuff she allows him to have and he NEEDS to brag with something because of who he is.

I actually think that wherever they're moving is very close to where Meigh's family lives, just so she can fall back on their support more easily in the event that the gunt moves onto his next bitch and leaves her behind. And that the impetus to do this came from her specifically. She tries to immerse herself in the tradwife larp but her new 'character' can't deal with random strangers going on pilgrimages to his house.
 
I have long has this schizo theory on May, I've held off on posting about it because I have very little to go by to justify it, but it becomes relevant for this subject.
So during the Kingpin event, May got mad at Ralph for using so much of her money to buy an overpriced hat. And a notable change in Ralph's habits before that was that he switched from his vegas trips and gambling to taking vacations in Europe. While still expensive, holiday trips in European tourist centers aren't as open-ended expense wise as gambling in casinos in Vegas.
Combine that with the downgrade on the murse and there's a clear picture that he's saving money and going lower on his purchases. Something he wouldn't do on his own volition, if it were just money being short, he'd find some retard bank that would give him a loan.

I think that behind the scenes, Meigh is much less of a pushover than they let on in public and the notions to the contrary may have been true in the past, but are a deliberate deception on their part. They're literally just pretending like this is still the case, so the gunt doesn't have to lose face in front of his wigger fans. But in truth, she puts her foot down more, now that he depends on her financially. Not enough to stop him from being Ralph, but at least enough to tone down the random spending somewhat. That's why he's bragging with sausages from the grocery store or hyping up his new basic bag like holding things is this brand new concept, it's the only stuff she allows him to have and he NEEDS to brag with something because of who he is.

I actually think that wherever they're moving is very close to where Meigh's family lives, just so she can fall back on their support more easily in the event that the gunt moves onto his next bitch and leaves her behind. And that the impetus to do this came from her specifically. She tries to immerse herself in the tradwife larp but her new 'character' can't deal with random strangers going on pilgrimages to his house.
He relies on using her CC and SS# so she would have more leverage than ppl think, but that only means Ralph panders to her behind the scenes. I think just “not yelling” and being nice to her is all it takes. Her dad raised her to be good baby mama material for Ralph.

Even though Ralph gets money every month he cannot do much with it because it’s not enough to buy him any freedoms (he needs $250k plus for that) and he’s a convicted felon, has terrible credit, famous online pariah, debts/overdrawn bank accounts when he did manage to get accounts or predatory loans. Ralph claimed to have $50k or whatever in savings a few years ago and he still continued to live in a hovel with his mom. Even $50k couldn’t get him out of mom’s house due to his reputation, bad credit and pariah status.

He needs another person to be his front so he can try to use his monthly income on something besides cash vices. Pantsu provided that. Ralph probably wanted to get her pregnant to make her stay put after he put his dono stream in her accounts. The kid also gives him an additional SS# to try and fraudulently use.

The sad part is she handed over access to Ralph and all she got in return was living in a dump with her baby. All the extra money he gets that could be used for a better way of life is pissed away on Ralphamale BS. Pantsu got nothing she couldn’t have on her own, no need to cede control to Ralph for this existence. Any single mom can live like poor white trash. May’s current standard of living is easily obtainable via welfare benefits, she doesn’t need Ralph for it.
 
I have long has this schizo theory on May, I've held off on posting about it because I have very little to go by to justify it, but it becomes relevant for this subject.
So during the Kingpin event, May got mad at Ralph for using so much of her money to buy an overpriced hat. And a notable change in Ralph's habits before that was that he switched from his vegas trips and gambling to taking vacations in Europe. While still expensive, holiday trips in European tourist centers aren't as open-ended expense wise as gambling in casinos in Vegas.
Combine that with the downgrade on the murse and there's a clear picture that he's saving money and going lower on his purchases. Something he wouldn't do on his own volition, if it were just money being short, he'd find some retard bank that would give him a loan.

I think that behind the scenes, Meigh is much less of a pushover than they let on in public and the notions to the contrary may have been true in the past, but are a deliberate deception on their part. They're literally just pretending like this is still the case, so the gunt doesn't have to lose face in front of his wigger fans. But in truth, she puts her foot down more, now that he depends on her financially. Not enough to stop him from being Ralph, but at least enough to tone down the random spending somewhat. That's why he's bragging with sausages from the grocery store or hyping up his new basic bag like holding things is this brand new concept, it's the only stuff she allows him to have and he NEEDS to brag with something because of who he is.

I actually think that wherever they're moving is very close to where Meigh's family lives, just so she can fall back on their support more easily in the event that the gunt moves onto his next bitch and leaves her behind. And that the impetus to do this came from her specifically. She tries to immerse herself in the tradwife larp but her new 'character' can't deal with random strangers going on pilgrimages to his house.
Disagree. I think Ralph barely breaks even at the end of the month so he simply doesn't have as much cash to spend. It's not Meigh "putting her foot down". When he goes on trips he barely earns enough in superchats to pay for them. He has many expensive habbits, not just shitty designer purses. He still gambles thousands of dollars worth in sports bets on the regular, he just went to Atlantic City to gamble, not even a week after coming home from Europe and is already planning a Vegas trip in July. He spends a good amount on weed, coke (or meth?) and alcohol.

If Meigh wasn't a total doormat he wouldn't go to random trips to Portugal and Vegas to gamble all their money away while she's home alone with the baby. I think when Ralph goes to a protest in DC the superchats he gets are barely enough to pay for the hotel, the gas money, the steaks, drinks and of course the hooker and drugs. He tells Meigh he is traveling for work and to make them money, but he is spending just as much as he is making and she is too dumb to do the math. I doubt she even has access to their financials to see what he is spending money on (like 500 bucks a night for an escort while he's away).

Meigh is letting him run her credit score into the ground without even being married to him. She probably already has a bunch of debt on her cards and whenever he dumps her she will be left with shitty credit, a ton of debt, zero job experience and possibly a lease and a truck in her name that she can't afford the payments for. He has zero legal responsibility for Meigh, which is why it's so retarded of her to agree to all of this without getting married.
 
Ralph is selling (and snorting obvs) pills to supplement his lifestyle. They’ve run through whatever credit cards and income PedoParty brought to the table some time ago.
Neither one has a job. PedoParty hasn’t had a job in a long time. I’d bet the deed to Ralph’s swamp (or his quarter share) that drug dealing has been a cornerstone of Ralph’s income most of his adult life.
 
I hope his new home has some good soundproofing, wouldn't want the neighbours to be kept awake at night by Ralph's whimpering.
 
Watch, Ralph will show up on livestream like, "Fuck all yew alawgs, I moved to Hawaii, where Obama is from. So I'm not in the US anymore. That means that dumb bitch Faith ain't gettin shit from me. The Ralphamale wins again. Karen farms btfo'd"
 
Watch, Ralph will show up on livestream like, "Fuck all yew alawgs, I moved to Hawaii, where Obama is from. So I'm not in the US anymore. That means that dumb bitch Faith ain't gettin shit from me. The Ralphamale wins again. Karen farms btfo'd"
That's probably what he thinks the birther controversy was over. "Obama was born in Hawaii therefore he's not a natural born citizen."
 
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