Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

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Reasons why

  • He is hood rich and wants to move it on up

  • Scared after a seemingly legit threat from a deranged person

  • Tired of people leaving corn cobs in his yard

  • May is divorcing him so he needs to downsize

  • To own the ayylawgs

  • He is not gonna move and this is kayfabe


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I actually think that wherever they're moving is very close to where Meigh's family lives, just so she can fall back on their support more easily in the event that the gunt moves onto his next bitch and leaves her behind. And that the impetus to do this came from her specifically. She tries to immerse herself in the tradwife larp but her new 'character' can't deal with random strangers going on pilgrimages to his house.
My speculation on what caused Meigh to jump dicks from tranny to midget was getting fucked with at her home by Digi's fans, but she was too fucking stupid to realize it was going to be even worse in association with Gunt. Now she's in too far with Gunt, having his spawn. When the harassment from Ralph's alogs gets too high she's going to break. There's no way Ralph would be spending more time on trips than at home if their home life was at all decent. Looking forward to the break up arc, Gunty being on the hook for two baby mamas that hate him will be something to see.
 
I don't understand the ayylawgs that think this fat fuck is poor or is broke, over the past year he has demonstrated the opposite of broke, he wrecked his car and financed a new one right away, he has traveled to europe 2 times in 6 months and has went to Las Vegas, Atlantic city and DC on several occasions. Dude is financially equipped to pay rent. Now will he continue to have throw away cash in the future tune into find out, once the guy stops traveling and just runs his show maybe you can call him out on his money situation. I really do not think he is poor because he can make a better living then I can and I am above par in earnings.
It seems to me that if Ralph were doing better financially he'd at least live in a place that had a covered parking area for his and Pantsu's cars instead of having to park them out on the street.
 
I have long has this schizo theory on May, I've held off on posting about it because I have very little to go by to justify it, but it becomes relevant for this subject.
So during the Kingpin event, May got mad at Ralph for using so much of her money to buy an overpriced hat. And a notable change in Ralph's habits before that was that he switched from his vegas trips and gambling to taking vacations in Europe. While still expensive, holiday trips in European tourist centers aren't as open-ended expense wise as gambling in casinos in Vegas.
Combine that with the downgrade on the murse and there's a clear picture that he's saving money and going lower on his purchases. Something he wouldn't do on his own volition, if it were just money being short, he'd find some retard bank that would give him a loan.

I think that behind the scenes, Meigh is much less of a pushover than they let on in public and the notions to the contrary may have been true in the past, but are a deliberate deception on their part. They're literally just pretending like this is still the case, so the gunt doesn't have to lose face in front of his wigger fans. But in truth, she puts her foot down more, now that he depends on her financially. Not enough to stop him from being Ralph, but at least enough to tone down the random spending somewhat. That's why he's bragging with sausages from the grocery store or hyping up his new basic bag like holding things is this brand new concept, it's the only stuff she allows him to have and he NEEDS to brag with something because of who he is.

I actually think that wherever they're moving is very close to where Meigh's family lives, just so she can fall back on their support more easily in the event that the gunt moves onto his next bitch and leaves her behind. And that the impetus to do this came from her specifically. She tries to immerse herself in the tradwife larp but her new 'character' can't deal with random strangers going on pilgrimages to his house.
Another thing to note is that Ralph doesn't tweet as much when he's home with his steed and ReRollRozy. This implies that his horse might be wrangling him behind the scenes.

Amanda is still a paedophilic pushover. Probably not as much as we make her out to be.
 
Another thing to note is that Ralph doesn't tweet as much when he's home with his steed and ReRollRozy. This implies that his horse might be wrangling him behind the scenes.

Amanda is still a paedophilic pushover. Probably not as much as we make her out to be.
Gator2.0: Now with more cooking and fucking.
 
My speculation on what caused Meigh to jump dicks from tranny to midget was getting fucked with at her home by Digi's fans, but she was too fucking stupid to realize it was going to be even worse in association with Gunt. Now she's in too far with Gunt, having his spawn. When the harassment from Ralph's alogs gets too high she's going to break. There's no way Ralph would be spending more time on trips than at home if their home life was at all decent. Looking forward to the break up arc, Gunty being on the hook for two baby mamas that hate him will be something to see.
I agree with this. After some thought I believe they are probably moving to a complex. Perhaps one with a lobby and security to help keep the a-logs down. Are condo's within his means?
 
Ralph is selling (and snorting obvs) pills to supplement his lifestyle. They’ve run through whatever credit cards and income PedoParty brought to the table some time ago.
Neither one has a job. PedoParty hasn’t had a job in a long time. I’d bet the deed to Ralph’s swamp (or his quarter share) that drug dealing has been a cornerstone of Ralph’s income most of his adult life.
But does he possess the mental capacity to deal without getting caught?
 
I agree with this. After some thought I believe they are probably moving to a complex. Perhaps one with a lobby and security to help keep the a-logs down. Are condo's within his means?
LMAO. You don't pay much attention to the Gunt. He'd dox himself and give a full house tour if he was moving into anything as decent as a condo with security.

No. If they were, he wouldn’t be in the ghetto right now. Plus the fact that in a condo he’d be sharing walls with neighbors who aren’t going to put up with hollerin’.
Ralph was bragging about it being "furnished" LMAO. Ralph has always been rightfully ashamed about where and how he lives. He loves to talk about how much money he makes but has always lived in HUD recipient type homes. His actual living circumstances reveal he's just white trash that gets a bit of extra spending money from speds
 
LMAO. You don't pay much attention to the Gunt. He'd dox himself and give a full house tour if he was moving into anything as decent as a condo with security.


Ralph was bragging about it being "furnished" LMAO. Ralph has always been rightfully ashamed about where and how he lives. He loves to talk about how much money he makes but has always lived in HUD recipient type homes. His actual living circumstances reveal he's just white trash that gets a bit of extra spending money from speds
I was imagining something like this. Nothing crazy. Literally just a basic condominium. I have a difficult time a believing a man nearing his 40's has absolutely zero cash. How much does he pay for his lease and insurance? That is easily a mortgage payment where he currently lives.
 
I was imagining something like this. Nothing crazy. Literally just a basic condominium. I have a difficult time a believing a man nearing his 40's has absolutely zero cash. How much does he pay for his lease and insurance? That is easily a mortgage payment where he currently lives.
Gunt's credit is fucked. He's refused to payback his student loans. There is a reason he uses May's $1500 limit credit card meant for teenagers and fuck ups to buy $300 cowboy hats. There is a reason he had to get a Nissan financed by Nissan. He may still have a nest egg left, but he certainly doesn't have the money outright purchase anything. Gunt couldn't go out and get a payday loan.
 
I was imagining something like this. Nothing crazy. Literally just a basic condominium. I have a difficult time a believing a man nearing his 40's has absolutely zero cash. How much does he pay for his lease and insurance? That is easily a mortgage payment where he currently lives.
Gunt doesn’t have Renter’s Insurance. His rent is probably $1200 a month which is the max Gunt can afford even with the help of Meigh’s parents and Welfare. If Gunt had money, he wouldn’t have had to use Meigh’s credit card to buy his cowboy hat. When he gave his credit card information out on-stream a few weeks back the card only had a $1500 limit or something like that.

Any cash Gunt receives goes straight down his gullet, up his nose, towards a hooker, or towards his gambling addiction. He’s broke, otherwise he wouldn’t have freaked out over losing $100 just a day or two ago.
 
I am 100% sure Gunt and DSP are the same when it comes to money: The hight of their income doesn't matter, because what goes in, goes out the same day. The only variable is the amount spent on door dash, WWE Champions, alcohol, coke, weed, gambling, hookers and travelling. Both do not look like people with the self discipline to be able to save and invest.

That being said, just realized both married horses. Never realized the similarities.
 
Ralph is selling (and snorting obvs) pills to supplement his lifestyle. They’ve run through whatever credit cards and income PedoParty brought to the table some time ago.
Neither one has a job. PedoParty hasn’t had a job in a long time. I’d bet the deed to Ralph’s swamp (or his quarter share) that drug dealing has been a cornerstone of Ralph’s income most of his adult life.
I think this theory is not getting enough attention. It would help explain the constant drives to/from DC (moving drugs), as well as his spending habits
 
I think this theory is not getting enough attention. It would help explain the constant drives to/from DC (moving drugs), as well as his spending habits
Where is he selling them? Who is he selling them too? Who the fuck isn't just going to clip him? He lives in a shithole rife with gangs, both local street gangs and sets of well known nationally affiliated ones. You think they're going to let some soft as baby shit independent just setup and do what he wants? Does Gunt have a trap somewhere? Do people think he's moving real weight as a middle man? Who the fuck is trusting an addict like that with weight?
 
Where is he selling them? Who is he selling them too? Who the fuck isn't just going to clip him? He lives in a shithole rife with gangs, both local street gangs and sets of well known nationally affiliated ones. You think they're going to let some soft as baby shit independent just setup and do what he wants? Does Gunt have a trap somewhere? Do people think he's moving real weight as a middle man? Who the fuck is trusting an addict like that with weight?
He could just be buying x amount of pills for y dollars from someone he knows in Richmond (as he has been buying drugs there for years) and taking them to someone in DC who gives him an extra couple bucks per pill, or vice versa I doubt he's "moving real weight," but you're acting like small time drug dealers don't exist. Really not that crazy
 
Where is he selling them? Who is he selling them too? Who the fuck isn't just going to clip him? He lives in a shithole rife with gangs, both local street gangs and sets of well known nationally affiliated ones. You think they're going to let some soft as baby shit independent just setup and do what he wants? Does Gunt have a trap somewhere? Do people think he's moving real weight as a middle man? Who the fuck is trusting an addict like that with weight?
Also Gunt would snort all his product, never mind profit. Lol at Gunt having the self restraint to sell drugs.
I was imagining something like this. Nothing crazy. Literally just a basic condominium. I have a difficult time a believing a man nearing his 40's has absolutely zero cash. How much does he pay for his lease and insurance? That is easily a mortgage payment where he currently lives.
Cash has nothing to do with it. Idk where you live but Renting decent places or mortgages in the USA requires applications, credit checks, criminal check, employment history…mortgages want years of tax returns.

Anybody can cough up a deposit and first month’s rent, the issue is them paying it on time in the future, being a nuisance to neighbors destroying a place.

Nobody wants the white trash dude that just got his $30k slip and fall settlement or who’s meth lab is finally making cash, living in a home/building for a few months before trashing it, defaulting and living a hazmat situation.
 
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