Why is Ralph moving? -- Speculation - Poll included

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Reasons why

  • He is hood rich and wants to move it on up

  • Scared after a seemingly legit threat from a deranged person

  • Tired of people leaving corn cobs in his yard

  • May is divorcing him so he needs to downsize

  • To own the ayylawgs

  • He is not gonna move and this is kayfabe


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Watch, Ralph will show up on livestream like, "Fuck all yew alawgs, I moved to Hawaii, where Obama is from. So I'm not in the US anymore. That means that dumb bitch Faith ain't gettin shit from me. The Ralphamale wins again. Karen farms btfo'd"
I think he'd put a huge emphasis on Hussein, if he was to say that.
 
My perceptions on what is true about Ralph can be true or false, but what is video documented and archived about him are fact so I am fine being wrong because he is still a fat pillpopping retard getting felted around the world for pennies.
 
Also Gunt would snort all his product, never mind profit. Lol at Gunt having the self restraint to sell drugs.

Cash has nothing to do with it. Idk where you live but Renting decent places or mortgages in the USA requires applications, credit checks, criminal check, employment history…mortgages want years of tax returns.

Anybody can cough up a deposit and first month’s rent, the issue is them paying it on time in the future, being a nuisance to neighbors destroying a place.

Nobody wants the white trash dude that just got his $30k slip and fall settlement or who’s meth lab is finally making cash, living in a home/building for a few months before trashing it, defaulting and living a hazmat situation.

I understand. I purchased my first home a few years ago and it seemed pretty straightforward painless experience. They didn’t even want me
to report my side hustle income. So I figured it’s pretty easy in most places. At his age I would expect him to have his financial health in order is all.
 
Doubtful, with ralph's porch camera and his desperation to spin kiwi farms as full of mentally ill pyschos. He would have posted video and screens on twitter while it was happening.
That's sort of what I mean by legitimate threat, like someone who knows enough about him to know where his camera is, how to contact him in a way he can't post (like phone calls where he only talks if they answer or messages on a service that can self-delete).

I mean 2 guys flew to portugal to fight him for clout, he sort of reminds me of Ken McElroy, who was murdered by an unknown individual in front of 40+ witnesses who all denied seeing anything because he was so universally hated by his community.
 
No. If they were, he wouldn’t be in the ghetto right now. Plus the fact that in a condo he’d be sharing walls with neighbors who aren’t going to put up with hollerin’.
Trailers in rural Maine are cheap AF and they have no problem with sex offenders.
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Welcome to Cornvile.
 
Trailers in rural Maine are cheap AF and they have no problem with sex offenders.
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Cornville truly is Cawd’s Country! If Gunt can’t afford to rent a trailer from my Uncle Clayt, he can always stay out in The Shed behind my trailer! 5 Star Days, BABY!
 
Gunt doesn’t have Renter’s Insurance. His rent is probably $1200 a month which is the max Gunt can afford even with the help of Meigh’s parents and Welfare. If Gunt had money, he wouldn’t have had to use Meigh’s credit card to buy his cowboy hat. When he gave his credit card information out on-stream a few weeks back the card only had a $1500 limit or something like that.
Are you sure you have the right card? He DID cover his mouth for some of those numbers!

Sure, he still had the microphone on, but that's because The Gunt is crafty! He knows what he's doing! That's why he yelled at the chat during the livestream!

And yes I did say that with a straight face!
 
Ralph was bragging about it being "furnished" LMAO.
Why would someone brag about this? Furnished rentals are filled with cheap shit designed to break so the landlord can scam you, they are for mobile tradies, college students, and poor fucks who don't have good furniture.

Ralph is like a 13-year-old in daddy's suit. His complete disconnect to reality prompts him to brag about nonsensical shit. Just like Nick Fuentes bragging about having 2 fucking phones.
 
Why would someone brag about this? Furnished rentals are filled with cheap shit designed to break so the landlord can scam you, they are for mobile tradies, college students, and poor fucks who don't have good furniture.

Ralph is like a 13-year-old in daddy's suit. His complete disconnect to reality prompts him to brag about nonsensical shit. Just like Nick Fuentes bragging about having 2 fucking phones.
No one has 2 phones and enjoys it lol. One is always a work phone that has so much tracking software on it it's useless for anything but whatever the company that issued it gave it to you for. I used to text my best friend through his work phone because it was easier while he was at work and we couldn't talk about a damn thing because the company was listening. Like even if I texted him on it and was like "ugh so hung over and I gotta go to work in an hour" it would probably get him in trouble even though all he did was receive the text.
 
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