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Why Conservatives Are Flipping Out Over ‘Cocomelon’​

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The “anti-woke” crusaders are coming after Netflix’s animated preschooler show Cocomelon.

Netflix’s Cocomelon is a huge hit among the two-year-old and over demographic. The brightly colored animated series focuses on preschooler issues like missing your parents while at school and how to share toys. Instead of solving things through talking, they relay everything through songs. Every song sounds similar to a lullaby or another popular kids song, with the words sometimes altered to better fit the scenario in the show. It may not be enjoyable for parents, but kids adore it. Cocomelonconsistently lands on Netflix’s top 10 streamed series list.

The spinoff series, Cocomelon Lane, recently became the target of angry conservatives. Cocomelon Lane is essentially the same as Cocomelon, even featuring the same characters, only it has more dialogue and story. Netflix released the episode in question back in November, but it caught the attention of the “anti-woke” crowd in December when a clip of Cocomelon Lane hit the social media platform X.

Conservatives create Cocomelon “controversy”​

The “controversial” clip shows a little boy trying to decide what to wear for a fun photo shoot. The boy has his choice of costumes, but can’t decide what would be best. He asks his two dads which outfit he should wear. They sing a song called “Just Be You,” and encourage their son to wear something that represents him. Since he likes being helpful, they suggest a firefighter costume. He likes to cook, so he puts on a chef’s outfit. He cycles through various outfits while taking pictures. The boy also likes to dance. For a brief moment, he dances like a ballerina in a tutu and a tiara before finally deciding on a mashup of a bunch of different hats.
The short clip of the boy wearing the tiara and tutu while dancing for his two dads has enraged conservatives. We will not link to the angry tweets but they include reactions like “I would put these people in prison,” “This is disgusting,” and “Netflix deserves the Bud Light treatment.” They argue this scene is meant to appease the “woke” crowd by dressing a boy up “like a girl.” Conservatives worry this may indoctrinate toddlers since Cocomelon is so popular amongst that age group. Plus the child has two dads who care about their son, and that is “too woke” for conservatives to handle.

Of course, right-wing social media wouldignite with outrage over a kid playing dress up. Anyone who has been around a preschooler playing dress-up would realize this is completely natural behavior. Children grab whatever they think looks interesting or fits what they are trying to act out. “Ballerinas” and “dancing” are almost synonymous to children, so a tutu and tiara fit the idea of dancing. The conservatives are ignoring the other outfits that are traditionally considered masculine in their precious gender binary. They also seem to miss Cocomelon‘s message to love your child and encourage them to be themselves, no matter what that looks like.
 
I've always been put off just by the look of Cocomelon, and I'm glad I've never let my littlest watch that bullshit.

I really miss the shows my older kids watched when they were little, like Bear in the Big Blue House. We watch a ton of old school Sesame Street, and I was delighted to see a song I don't remember, about whether you're a boy or girl, you can play with whatever you want and it doesn't matter. These days, I haven't watched updated Sesame Street, but I'm sure it's pozzed and would tell the kid trooning out is the way to go.

It really bums me out what they've done to Blue's Clues. That was a mega favorite. Lazy Town was the bomb too.
 
This is a lie. I can't cite a study but I do know kids, and little boys gravitate towards little boys stuff, little girls to little girls'. No boy at toddler and above would consider a tutu synonymous with male dancing. And yes, that bit about 'two dads' is in fact indoctrination. 'Two dads' means the little boy of the story will never know a mother's love and will grow up weird and twisted and confused and fuck these people for brainwashing little children. What I wish on those evil bastards can't be put in print.
I don't necessarily disagree with you but having worked with young children, boys choosing to dress up as princesses or ballerinas does happen - granted we did have boxes with all manner of costumes, but it happened more than once.
 
I feel like I tend to be too broad with the accusation of pedophilia, but this just disgusts me. Either it's promoting tranny shit to preschoolers by showing supportive "parents", or it's promoting the usage of children as abusable accessories to the gay lifestyle. Skeeves me out heavily.

I may be a bit more hostile about this since:
my sister is in town (dated a tranny, took HRT for a while, there's more but it's a long story I've written about before) and got into an argument with our mom over this clip. I got roped into this and said "It's creepy and I don't like groomers and pedophiles." Sis proceeded to melt down and yell. I say all pedos should be killed, no questions asked, to which she angrily tells me that "You can't just kill people for being pedophiles! Non-offending ones are innocent and the others can be rehabilitated".

I have previously held onto hope that she could eventually correct her course, but that time is over. I simply pray she repents before she ACKs.
 
Since he likes being helpful, they suggest a firefighter costume. He likes to cook, so he puts on a chef’s outfit. He cycles through various outfits while taking pictures. The boy also likes to dance. For a brief moment, he dances like a ballerina in a tutu and a tiara before finally deciding on a mashup of a bunch of different hats.
This kid has more occupations than Johnny Sins himself.
 
I also know lots of people just love Bluey and it hasn't exactly done anything gross, but something about the show rubs me the wrong way in a big way. I can't put my finger on it but it repulses me.
I get this too. Not sure if it's that ominous Current Year feeling that the other (trooned out and degenerate) shoe is going to drop the second you let your guard down or what. I have had no reason to sit and watch the show, so I haven't got any deep analysis. Just an impression based on the bits I've seen coming out of other people's devices as I pass by, promos in the media, etc.

I have seen Zoomers go on a full blown tirade about how CGI Thomas and Bob the Builder are "degenerate" and so I am hopeful for a return to old school stop motion animation in this century.
 
I have seen Zoomers go on a full blown tirade about how CGI Thomas and Bob the Builder are "degenerate" and so I am hopeful for a return to old school stop motion animation in this century.
Try "millennials actually wishing death on the Thomas production team over a preschool Flash cartoon" for size.
Thanks, Facebook!
 
I get this too. Not sure if it's that ominous Current Year feeling that the other (trooned out and degenerate) shoe is going to drop the second you let your guard down or what. I have had no reason to sit and watch the show, so I haven't got any deep analysis. Just an impression based on the bits I've seen coming out of other people's devices as I pass by, promos in the media, etc.

I have seen Zoomers go on a full blown tirade about how CGI Thomas and Bob the Builder are "degenerate" and so I am hopeful for a return to old school stop motion animation in this century.

I've only ever seen Bluey while at emergency room visits with kids, and in that circumstance I'm very forgiving on what I'll let them watch that's playing on the doctor's office TVs. Bluey fell squarely into "the most child appropriate thing available" on live TV, but there was just something super weird about the way it was clearly preaching to parents. I've heard so many adults telling me they learned things from Bluey and that's just depressing.
 
Cocomelon is the absolute worst of the worst in terms of content farm sludge. You legitimately almost start to feel delirious from how brain-rottingly awful it is.
Yeah, I came across it on Youtube at one point and was physically replused. Clicked away in less than a minute. Seeing Cocomelon merch in Walmart was weird. Who would buy that shit for their kids? Aren't you ashamed that you neglect them so much your kids know what Cocomelon is?
I've heard so many adults telling me they learned things from Bluey and that's just depressing.
I like a few things about Bluey:
  • It seems to have copied Looney Tunes in that they will theme an episode around a piece of classical music. For a lot of boomers, Looney Toons was their intro / only exposure to some great classical music, it's good that something modern has taken up the mantle of propagating Western culture, even if just a bit.
  • When Bluey acts like a spoiled little shit things often go bad for her. Not catastrophic, but she ends up not getting her way or having her game fail. She's (overly) indulged but there seems to be limits.
  • There are a lot of millennial parents who were raised by daycare, and they genuinely don't know how to connect with their kids. Bluey at least shows kids and adults having conversations.
  • The episode where the ADHD Jack Russell terrier plays Army with the son of a soldier was genuinely human and touching.
As usual, you can't rely on it remaining good, and you have to watch for wokeworms but the first few seasons were good.
 
Not sure if it's that ominous Current Year feeling that the other (trooned out and degenerate) shoe is going to drop the second you let your guard down or what.
Yeah, my [family member] with kids has had more than a few conversations with me about that sort of thing. The idea is fully accepted that constant awareness of the various shows the children view is necessary, but it's like dialed up to 11 anymore. I'm not sure how anyone sits through that much children's TV just to make sure it isn't pozzed. Shit is mind-numbing.
 
Yeah, my [family member] with kids has had more than a few conversations with me about that sort of thing. The idea is fully accepted that constant awareness of the various shows the children view is necessary, but it's like dialed up to 11 anymore. I'm not sure how anyone sits through that much children's TV just to make sure it isn't pozzed. Shit is mind-numbing.
the virgin netflix subscriber vs the chad torrented looney toons/merry melodies enjoyer.
 
What the fuck can a conservative expect from fucking Netflix? I swear those idiots never learn

I don't necessarily disagree with you but having worked with young children, boys choosing to dress up as princesses or ballerinas does happen - granted we did have boxes with all manner of costumes, but it happened more than once.

It used to be the case that little kids who would go for non-traditionally masculine interests or even cross-dress would grow up to be gay adults or, sometimes, just normal straight men.

Whatever you might think of an adult gay male, it is still miles healthier than an adult castrated male brainwashed into believing he's a woman or, worse off, something entirely different since he was a pre-schooler just because that one time he wanted to dress like Tinklebell for Halloween.
 
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Cocomelon is that kind of show that trances children with Fast shots and oversaturated colors. It's also pretty shitty, uncreative and uncanny in general but parents report that their kids are addicted to the show almost like how junkies are addicted to crack.
 
I don't necessarily disagree with you but having worked with young children, boys choosing to dress up as princesses or ballerinas does happen - granted we did have boxes with all manner of costumes, but it happened more than once.
Agree, kids will be kids, and I don't have a problem with them playing around and using their imagination like that. The issue is the parents and society that see a little boy playing dress-up and all of a sudden pushing the whole  TRANS agenda bullshit onto literal toddlers. Thats how you end up with trainwrecks like Jazz Jennings and hid horrible, devious sorry excuse of a mother Jeanette.
I've only ever seen Bluey while at emergency room visits with kids, and in that circumstance I'm very forgiving on what I'll let them watch that's playing on the doctor's office TVs. Bluey fell squarely into "the most child appropriate thing available" on live TV, but there was just something super weird about the way it was clearly preaching to parents. I've heard so many adults telling me they learned things from Bluey and that's just depressing.
I have friends with little kids who rave about it as well, and I really can't say I've heard anything bad about it. Preemptive :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic: to myself, but *maybe* the Bluey creators know that the world is fucked, and that this generation of parents are fucked, and are trying to teach both the kids  and the parents some valuable life lessons along the way???
The real issue here is why are Gingers being given a voice in society?
Better than the opposite, where they're being replaced by niggers.
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By far the best thing I seen when searching for this picture was a comment, from pReddit of all places, when asking why all of the ginger characters were being replaced in TV shows and movies, and the reply was "Dyslexic casting directors." 🤣🤣🤣
Cocomelon is that kind of show that trances children with Fast shots and oversaturated colors. It's also pretty shitty, uncreative and uncanny in general but parents report that their kids are addicted to the show almost like how junkies are addicted to crack.
You know, when I was growing up, when the original Toy Story came out, it was truly monumental, and a sight to behold in theaters. Actually, the CGI tiger head coming out of the sand in the desert and the magic carpet in certain scenes in Aladdin blew my mind more because they were singular pieces, and made little single digit aged me go "WOW, what is that?!" Either way, that kind of stuff was cutting edge and even though computer animation tech has grown by leaps and bounds in almost 30 years since, the fact that this Cocomelon and other cheap CGI just looks so cheap and off-putting is baffling to me. Even supposedly top-tier CGI is often shit, and can be bested by low-budget studios, or in a few cases, by some autistic sperg at his home setup in his basement.
 
This is a lie. I can't cite a study but I do know kids, and little boys gravitate towards little boys stuff, little girls to little girls'. No boy at toddler and above would consider a tutu synonymous with male dancing. And yes, that bit about 'two dads' is in fact indoctrination. 'Two dads' means the little boy of the story will never know a mother's love and will grow up weird and twisted and confused and fuck these people for brainwashing little children. What I wish on those evil bastards can't be put in print.
I don't know where this myth of "oh normal little boys love dressing up as princesses" came from. When I was little I dressed up as normal boy shit, like Peter Pan, Batman, a random cowboy and the ninja turtles.
 
the fact that this Cocomelon and other cheap CGI just looks so cheap and off-putting is baffling to me. Even supposedly top-tier CGI is often shit, and can be bested by low-budget studios, or in a few cases, by some autistic sperg at his home setup in his basement.
This is based on my documenting and may come off as power leveling but I observed that my cousin's children also hate Cocomelon and considers it the nadir of entertainment in their perspective. Her youngest one was told to stop watching Cocomelon as it makes him act like a baby. They also think the models look creepy and the songs are annoying.
 
I don't know where this myth of "oh normal little boys love dressing up as princesses" came from. When I was little I dressed up as normal boy shit, like Peter Pan, Batman, a random cowboy and the ninja turtles.
probably an attempt to gaslight when boys wanted barbies. quacks says it's because "boys want to explore" when really I just wanted to see them naked and Spiderman needed a girlfriend.
 
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