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Why Conservatives Are Flipping Out Over ‘Cocomelon’​

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The “anti-woke” crusaders are coming after Netflix’s animated preschooler show Cocomelon.

Netflix’s Cocomelon is a huge hit among the two-year-old and over demographic. The brightly colored animated series focuses on preschooler issues like missing your parents while at school and how to share toys. Instead of solving things through talking, they relay everything through songs. Every song sounds similar to a lullaby or another popular kids song, with the words sometimes altered to better fit the scenario in the show. It may not be enjoyable for parents, but kids adore it. Cocomelonconsistently lands on Netflix’s top 10 streamed series list.

The spinoff series, Cocomelon Lane, recently became the target of angry conservatives. Cocomelon Lane is essentially the same as Cocomelon, even featuring the same characters, only it has more dialogue and story. Netflix released the episode in question back in November, but it caught the attention of the “anti-woke” crowd in December when a clip of Cocomelon Lane hit the social media platform X.

Conservatives create Cocomelon “controversy”​

The “controversial” clip shows a little boy trying to decide what to wear for a fun photo shoot. The boy has his choice of costumes, but can’t decide what would be best. He asks his two dads which outfit he should wear. They sing a song called “Just Be You,” and encourage their son to wear something that represents him. Since he likes being helpful, they suggest a firefighter costume. He likes to cook, so he puts on a chef’s outfit. He cycles through various outfits while taking pictures. The boy also likes to dance. For a brief moment, he dances like a ballerina in a tutu and a tiara before finally deciding on a mashup of a bunch of different hats.
The short clip of the boy wearing the tiara and tutu while dancing for his two dads has enraged conservatives. We will not link to the angry tweets but they include reactions like “I would put these people in prison,” “This is disgusting,” and “Netflix deserves the Bud Light treatment.” They argue this scene is meant to appease the “woke” crowd by dressing a boy up “like a girl.” Conservatives worry this may indoctrinate toddlers since Cocomelon is so popular amongst that age group. Plus the child has two dads who care about their son, and that is “too woke” for conservatives to handle.

Of course, right-wing social media wouldignite with outrage over a kid playing dress up. Anyone who has been around a preschooler playing dress-up would realize this is completely natural behavior. Children grab whatever they think looks interesting or fits what they are trying to act out. “Ballerinas” and “dancing” are almost synonymous to children, so a tutu and tiara fit the idea of dancing. The conservatives are ignoring the other outfits that are traditionally considered masculine in their precious gender binary. They also seem to miss Cocomelon‘s message to love your child and encourage them to be themselves, no matter what that looks like.
 
Cocomelon is cancer. Most kid stuff is. Go on YT, and it’s all Cocomelon, Cocomelon knockoffs, or Elsagate shit. Or Blippi, the coprophile.

I’m so glad my kid’s into cool shit, like trucks, puppies, and tornado sirens.
 
I watched the scene to see what the fuss is about and found it disturbing.

It's not just a kid in a tutu, his "dads" are telling him to go get in front of apparently a photography or video studio they have in their home so that they can take pictures of him dancing in a diaper and tutu. They tell him this means they love him.
That would be creepy even if it was a mom and dad rather than two dads. What the hell?
 
I’m not exactly spite parenting- but I do get a bit of satisfaction knowing that: even though they have retroactively tainted my own childhood memories, I can keep these skinsuited demons (Disney, Netflix, all the rest of them) away from my kid during his most impressionable years, so in the future he has no nostalgia for them.

A bit of a long term plan to cut them off from the future. There is so much wholesome(ish) stuff from previous decades, with a torrenting machine and an old laptop, my kid never even needs to see an ad.
 
90's and early 2000's Blue's Clues was pretty great.
Blues Clues has something for children to discern for themselves.
If you ever watch a kid watch Blues clues, it's a very active experience for them.

It's not just songs making them feel good and telling them how to be in social interactions.
 

Holy hell this is even worse than tutu one imo. I can only guess they're trying to out-Disney Disney.

ETA this appears to be some non-cocomelon creation but sure looks identical.

And as far as I'm concerned, animation peaked for kid style friendly shorts in the 40's and 50's with Loony Toons and Tom and Jerry and even Disney.. There was a style and fluidity to them that was real. And it helped that they were violent often racist as hell too. The Tom and Jerry's from the 60s period are freaking nightmares though.
 
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Cocomelon sounds like a cream a man would rub on his balls to stop chaffing.
"Please, PLEASE, white guys, please give your cocomelon cream! I love your farts. Please give me your cocomelon cream funnel noodles. White guys, PLEASE! I want to marry your cocomelon cream and your farts"
 

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Didn't realize until the comments this was a Mary Sue article. It's indistinguishable from the garbage coming from any mainstream outlet at this point.

 
It has to be said again and again. If you plan on having kids, make sure to save media pre-2007. Wokeness wasn't as invasive as it is now and there's tons of shows to choose from to keep your kids distracted and maybe educated.

That said, always monitor what your kids watch. The people currently running our society wants them to troon out or become gay.
 
Anyone who has been around a preschooler playing dress-up would realize this is completely natural behavior. Children grab whatever they think looks interesting or fits what they are trying to act out. “Ballerinas” and “dancing” are almost synonymous to children, so a tutu and tiara fit the idea of dancing.
This is a lie. I can't cite a study but I do know kids, and little boys gravitate towards little boys stuff, little girls to little girls'. No boy at toddler and above would consider a tutu synonymous with male dancing. And yes, that bit about 'two dads' is in fact indoctrination. 'Two dads' means the little boy of the story will never know a mother's love and will grow up weird and twisted and confused and fuck these people for brainwashing little children. What I wish on those evil bastards can't be put in print.
 
80’s Sesame Street, Mr Rogers and Reading Rainbow are far better if your kid has to watch something. Modern children’s programs are so insidious, I don’t allow any of them.
Sesame street had a literal glownigger named chester pierce working on the show with the specific goal of brainwashing children.

He also coined the term microaggressions.
 
I watched the scene to see what the fuss is about and found it disturbing.

It's not just a kid in a tutu, his "dads" are telling him to go get in front of apparently a photography or video studio they have in their home so that they can take pictures of him dancing in a diaper and tutu. They tell him this means they love him.
Law enforcement keeps unearthing bits and pieces of the ring, but at this point I have been convinced for quite some time that it is far more extensive and ubiquitous than any of us suspected, and encompasses a large number of "normal" gay "dads." Including and especially ones with media and political prominence.

Gay men had extensive back channel (sorry) networks for years before Obergefell et al. Circuit parties, hanky codes, all that shit. I suspect much of the existing infrastructure has simply been repurposed.
 
I truly see no downside whatsoever in letting toddlers only watch retro content. Literally not going anything beyond the year 2000 in content.
To the little ones in question it's all going to be amusing content to them. For the parents we get a kick of nostalgia and watch Sesame Street at a time when it was making sly jokes to amuse the parents as well. I mean who doesn't love this drug dealer sketch?
 
Old content and some very carefully chosen and vetted newer educational content from other countries is all that kids get to watch here. Funny enough, if you expose them to enough good stuff from other time periods (my kids watch things from the 1920s-early 2000s), by age 5 or so they generally reject these ugly animated-by-machine productions.

They still hypnotize any kid under that age, though, which is another part of why we avoid them whenever possible. Shows made for very young kids are really made to just zonk them out now, Cocomelon included.

I also know lots of people just love Bluey and it hasn't exactly done anything gross, but something about the show rubs me the wrong way in a big way. I can't put my finger on it but it repulses me.
 
Old content and some very carefully chosen and vetted newer educational content from other countries is all that kids get to watch here. Funny enough, if you expose them to enough good stuff from other time periods (my kids watch things from the 1920s-early 2000s), by age 5 or so they generally reject these ugly animated-by-machine productions.

They still hypnotize any kid under that age, though, which is another part of why we avoid them whenever possible. Shows made for very young kids are really made to just zonk them out now, Cocomelon included.

I also know lots of people just love Bluey and it hasn't exactly done anything gross, but something about the show rubs me the wrong way in a big way. I can't put my finger on it but it repulses me.
Some countries do have interesting kids cartoons( propaganda aside) This is from Russia with the clay animation.
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At least when Bugs Bunny wore a tutu it was played off as a joke. This crap looks 100% AI written and drawn. Apparently they just laid off most of their writing staff too.
Cocomelon is the absolute worst of the worst in terms of content farm sludge. You legitimately almost start to feel delirious from how brain-rottingly awful it is.
 
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