Three mass shootings in a week, libs on the march, the NRA is in shambles, we're fucked. Want to do something about it? Carry your god damned blaster and ventilate the next Commie/Nazi/Jihadi/Incel/Antifa soiboi fuck who tries to light up a grocery store. Worst case, you go down in a blaze of glory and become a fucking legend for future generations of gun autists....don't worry about your family, the wife's bull will be a far better father to your children than you ever could be. Best case, you win, and get to call Anderson Cooper a cuck live on CNN when they interview you, and will be showered in gunbunny meth till even Taran fucking Butler is jealous. I already hear the bitching, "Why should I have to protect some nogunz rando who chose not to carry?" FUCK THAT. We want to boogaloo, don't we? That's your chance for the memes to be more than dreams. You think the Selous Scouts turned and ran saying "These farmers should have taken better steps to protect themselves, not my problem." To quote grand-pappy Nut'n, "CLOSE AND ENGAGE." Hunnit Dollar Hi-point? Rolland Special? Zap Carried 500 Magnum? Don't matter, draw down, close fast, and put these fuckwits in the ground. Also, carry medical gear, cause lord knows we're gonna get hit at least once before any of our rusted out surplus Chinese 7.62 Tokarev connects.