He will never be able to even do "special person" employment, which many counties have. Ironically the very weens who berated him for years over not having valid employment are the same weens who enabled him to think he was a special star and everything he always thought he was.
For what it's worth, Barb is probably more responsible for their debt than Chris. Not saying that Chris is financially responsible, but I don't think he'd have totally nuked their finances the way Barb has.
When Barb dies her body shall become one with the hoard, eventually assimilating it into her own body like Tetsuo in Akira before reanimating and going on a rampage.
we may never know if she does, one day she'll just start appearing offscreen in a high pitched chris voice and we'll find out 20 years later when police storm the house that it was chris wearing his moms clothes the entire time
"Hey y'all, looks like those damn dirty trolls at the electrical company are trying to bother My Loves and i again because they're saying I haven't paid the bills. They should know that Miss Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu whateverthefuck in the alternate dimension ruckersville has paid it in full. Also, even though my Hubby Magi Chan and my Sonichus are all here in this dimension, right now; powering my electricity; the power is still turning off, please donate to my patreon and be sure to send your SHARES to the CPU Goddess of Ruckersville and the nation of Comma. Thank you." (Insert those emojis Chris always uses here)
I'll buy an air mattress and keep it in my closet for her. Us tards gotta stick together like glue, right. It turns out my Shirts, I mean Shits on Zazzle failed, I'll have to rely on my cunning.
For what it's worth, Barb is probably more responsible for their debt than Chris. Not saying that Chris is financially responsible, but I don't think he'd have totally nuked their finances the way Barb has.
I don't know man, in a hypothetical scenario, if both Bob and Barb died at the same time, and all their inheritance and deed for the house is given to Chris at once. Chris will have a great sum of money along with his boosted monthly tugboat. That's like giving a kid a hundred dollars in a dollar store. He can afford every Lego set he wants. Any dump rock or tranny dress he chooses. Seeing how he buys things on impulse, such as buying a Lego set in marked up prices rather than buying it during a sale or from another website. He will ignore his finances until it's all gone. He might not be dumb enough to put the house on mortgage, but he will be living tugboat to tugboat. 20 years of neglect and disrepair, the house is going to be worthless. All Barb did is accelerate the inevitable.
I think a lot of it is hyperbolic but she really doesn't do herself any favors. Remember she even a-logged the firefighters who saved her house, accusing them of stealing shit.
She destroyed her family on multiple occasions and setup her son for failure. At least Bob tried to help Chris. Barb manipulated he son and husband by threats of violence against herself.
The only family member who tolerated Barb was Aunt Corrina. Barb tried to fuck her sisters husband, she lied to Cole about who his dad was and thats just what we know about.
Why did Bob even marry her? Its not like he knocked her up or something.
Barb might be a bad person, but she genuinely cares for her son. On Chris's Reddit acc, he posted to the Planet Dolan subreddit submitting the question of Why do we feel bad when we get bad news?.
His personal experience that he submitted was that while talking to Barb about not being able to get a sweetheart, she said: "On my own death bed, I do not care rather or not you have any children at all.". While Chris took this as "Your future children can go to hell", most Christorians feel that she was trying to console Chris and let him know that no matter the outcome, she'll still be proud of him, even on her deathbed.
I saw a movie set in WW1 where a guy was basically paralayzed from the waist down and there were rats eating his legs under his blanket, but as he had no feeling, he assumed it was him getting the ability to move back. Thanks for that horribly creepy image but on a barb scale..!
