Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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Whatever happens, I just hope they let Chris speak at Barb's funeral service. It will be beautiful to see all Barb's friends and family (uh... polite members of the church? Homeless people looking to get out of the cold?) gathered around to hear that Barb is not dead, but has been reborn in CWCville where she spends her time with Christine's children, grandchildren, and multiple mixed species spouses. CWC can also explain that we will all get to meet Barb again when the dimensions merge and all the faithful turn into Sonichu. Amen.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Given the implications from Chris him self they do sexual acts with each other..maybe Bob was lucky he wasn't getting some?
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Bob got some once. Hence.... Chris. He was old school and married her after he knocked her up. If there was love, it went away long before he died. He was trapped and probably knew it but was to old to care at that point. Source: trapped in a marriage that is sexless and mostly without affection, leaving me despartely seeking anything to replace it.
 
idosometimes said:
Whatever happens, I just hope they let Chris speak at Barb's funeral service. It will be beautiful to see all Barb's friends and family (uh... polite members of the church? Homeless people looking to get out of the cold?) gathered around to hear that Barb is not dead, but has been reborn in CWCville where she spends her time with Christine's children, grandchildren, and multiple mixed species spouses. CWC can also explain that we will all get to meet Barb again when the dimensions merge and all the faithful turn into Sonichu. Amen.
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As long as someone shows up and livestreams it for us all to see
 
When Barb dies, Chirs will tweet something like "Mhm yeah, my mom's dead but Magi-chan says she's in a different dimension together with my dad and they merged with the pony OCs of them, they hang out with CPU goddesses and Patti among which, but I still need money to bring her nutritious bananas through the portal to CWCville. So send money ASAP." Of course a photo of the corpse will be included.
 
I bet he fucks her dead body. He's stated he's had sexual dreams of his mother. Can you blame him? barbs a hot piece of ass.
 
WhatNemesisMeans said:
Since he pays the bills and she regularly steals his money it would have been pretty dumb of her to leave.

Really it's Chris who deserves sympathy for putting up with that fat cunt for so long.
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I mean when he was a kid. Don't know the full story so correct me if I'm wrong, but she didn't just pack up and completely abandon the family once they found out Chris was retarded.
 
White bubblegum said:
I mean when he was a kid. Don't know the full story so correct me if I'm wrong, but she didn't just pack up and completely abandon the family once they found out Chris was exceptional.
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She lived alone in Ruckersville while Bob took Chris away so they could mainstream him. I wonder how many guys she fucked while she was free of the old man and the tard?
 
Maxliam said:
I bet he fucks her dead body. He's stated he's had sexual dreams of his mother. Can you blame him? barbs a hot piece of ass.
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When one of his gal pals posted about Chris spooning with his mother my first thought was "Oh God I hope we're not dealing with a Dare Wright situation" For those who don't know Dare Wright was a Canadian photographer who would spoon with her mother while her mother was completely naked (She had a thing about wearing things in bed) The thought of Chris getting hard to Barb's nipples and coarse pubic hair made me realize each day we stray farther from the right hand of God
 
TypicalCritic said:
I don't think she even has an ass anymore. Remember what Chris said about her having "holey buttocks."
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Cause he's been sticking it in her butt.

8777BB5 said:
When one of his gal pals posted about Chris spooning with his mother my first thought was "Oh God I hope we're not dealing with a Dare Wright situation" For those who don't know Dare Wright was a Canadian photographer who would spoon with her mother while her mother was completely naked (She had a thing about wearing things in bed) The thought of Chris getting hard to Barb's nipples and coarse pubic hair made me realize each day we stray farther from the right hand of God
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God is dead! Satan lives! Hail Satan!!!! Guy isn't his father....SATAN IS!!!
 
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