Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

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I kinda always assumed that Chris was such a man child that Barb cooked for him, but that would require Barb to do something.
Paul Rudd said:
Do we actually know if Barb still walks?
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On that note, I guess she must. I can't imagine Chris is feeding her.
It's giving me nightmare visions of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane", with Borb being a bed bound Joan Crawford being brought "food" by a makeup smeared Chris singing weird songs.
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Nekomata12 said:
I kinda always assumed that Chris was such a man child that Barb cooked for him, but that would require Barb to do something.

On that note, I guess she must. I can't imagine Chris is feeding her.
It's giving me nightmare visions of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane", with Borb being a bed bound Joan Crawford being brought "food" by a makeup smeared Chris singing weird songs.
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oh god, I couldn't stomach that movie. when it was revealed that Jane killed the pet parakeet I had to stop. I can see people brutally murdered in movies all day long, but animal cruelty (even fake) gets to me.

Though I have to say, the comparison with Jane and Chris seems horrifically appropriate
 
Maybe Christine with walk to the edge of the forest, where he'll strip down to his infected taint and join the woodlands of Virigina like a fat, autistic Pocahantas.

Or maybe he'll cry until someone puts him in a nursing home with donated Legos.
 
DolphinHunter said:
Or maybe he'll cry until someone puts him in a nursing home with donated Legos.
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Right now I'm picturing ol fatty following a trail of Legos into the front doors of a care facility like when they trapped James Woods in family guy. "Ooh, piece of Lego!" "Ooh, piece of Lego!" "Ooh, piece of Lego!"
 
Zero Gun: Fenrir said:
Houses, also, coincidentally take upkeep. Something is always breaking. A new toilet here, a dent in the wall there, some old faulty wiring. Lot of things go wrong. Chris probably is unaware that a house needs upkeep, or doesn't care.
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You really think that house is kept up now? Without Bob around I'm surprised the light bulbs even get changed.
 
Jo Cash said:
You really think that house is kept up now? Without Bob around I'm surprised the light bulbs even get changed.
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I'd bet not all of them do because the hoard prevents moving around normally in that pigsty.
 
Today I saw a thread regarding Barb's health. It contained a picture of a message of Barb being hospitalized after a critical condition. However the thread was deleted after a few minutes.

Could @CatParty tell us more about it since he made the thread in the first place.
 
Suicidal Emo Panda said:
Today I saw a thread regarding Barb's health. It contained a picture of a message of Barb being hospitalized after a critical condition. However the thread was deleted after a few minutes.

Could @CatParty tell us more about it since he made the thread in the first place.
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i believe they are keeping it private so there is no panic
 
Fucking content hoarders!!!!! Probably won't know Barb's dead until two weeks after the fact!

Of course, it will take Chris that long to learn, too. I guess it balances out.
 
When Barb dies, shits gonna happen to US, forget Chris.

They closed the CWCki down for a time after Bob's death. A whole phone call in the Post-Mortem of Bob's death is listed as a "black tape."

@Marvin has stated time after time about how "We" stopped trolling after Bob's death. If Bob's death was that much of a blow to Chris, then when he loses mommy, the only woman who ever loved him, then my fellow Kiwi's we might have to scatter.
 
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