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What if Chris competed in the Eurovision Song Contest?
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What if Chris lived near a richer Chandler, drank vodka and bowled?
Dr. Tremolo
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*Co by było, gdyby Chris był Polakiem?
What if Chris was a Dragon Ball character?
He'd take a shit on the head of Capsule Corporation
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Then the Curse Ye Ha Me Ha would officially become a canon Dragon Ball attack
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What if Barb was a man this whole time?
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What if the Wii started the fire instead of the Keurig?
https://games.yahoo.com/news/man-says-wii-burned-him-160823979.html
https://games.yahoo.com/news/man-says-wii-burned-him-160823979.html
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Then Chris would be even closer to becoming Barb than we thought.
Molasses Assassin
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What if Chris came to your house and beat you up?
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Beat us up? Pfffft, don't be ridiculous. We'd beat him so hard that he'd shit his pants twice as fast.
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Chris would would stand triumphantly over the defeated corpses of his enemies, laughing maniacally as electric hedgehog power flowed through him. And then he'd wake up.
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If Chris came and smacked my face down I wouldn't be mad or embarassed, as everyone knows you don't go hitting beautiful women (or any) no matter what!
What if Chris tried to make it as an NFL quarterback instead of a famous multimedia money maker?
[GALLERY=media, 289]Chris Chandler NFL QB by Yawning Asperchu posted May 24, 2015 at 5:35 AM[/GALLERY]
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What if Chris owned the LA Clippers?
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He'd rename it as LA Strippers.
What if Chris was an actual female claiming to be a male soul trapped in a woman's body but only liked gay men?
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McMahon, Bischoff, Russo, and Heyman would all set out to troll him as Nitro ratings continue to plummet to the negatives.
Edit: it would also be called CWCWCW. Try saying that three times without fucking up.
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What if Chris was captured by Somali pirates?
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PRIME DIRECTIVE: BLUE ARMS MUST BE ELIMINATED. PROCEED WITH VANDALIZATION.
JERK MALE ASS MANAGER DETECTED.
TARGET ACQUIRED. PREPARING PEPPER SPRAY SYSTEMS.
OUTPUT VOICE COMMAND: DON'T CALL ANYBODY!
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Twenty minutes later, they'd return him back to wherever they kidnapped him.
What if Chris was a caterpillar?