Containment What If?

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris competed in the Eurovision Song Contest?

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris competed in the Eurovision Song Contest?

He wouldn't be that much worse than some of the shit that wins.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris lived near a richer Chandler, drank vodka and bowled?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Co zrobić, jeśli Chris był polski?

*Co by było, gdyby Chris był Polakiem?

What if Chris was a Dragon Ball character?

Spoiler

He'd take a shit on the head of Capsule Corporation

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a Dragon Ball character?

Then the Curse Ye Ha Me Ha would officially become a canon Dragon Ball attack

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb was a man this whole time?

 

[normankrasner]

What if the Wii started the fire instead of the Keurig?

https://games.yahoo.com/news/man-says-wii-burned-him-160823979.html

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Barb was a man this whole time?

Then Chris would be even closer to becoming Barb than we thought.

 

[Molasses Assassin]

What if Chris came to your house and beat you up?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris came to your house and beat you up?

Beat us up? Pfffft, don't be ridiculous. We'd beat him so hard that he'd shit his pants twice as fast.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris came to your house and beat you up?

Chris would would stand triumphantly over the defeated corpses of his enemies, laughing maniacally as electric hedgehog power flowed through him. And then he'd wake up.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

What if Chris came to your house and beat you up?

If Chris came and smacked my face down I wouldn't be mad or embarassed, as everyone knows you don't go hitting beautiful women (or any) no matter what!


What if Chris tried to make it as an NFL quarterback instead of a famous multimedia money maker?

[GALLERY=media, 289]Chris Chandler NFL QB by Yawning Asperchu posted May 24, 2015 at 5:35 AM[/GALLERY]

 

[chimpburgers]

What if Chris owned the LA Clippers?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris owned the LA Clippers?

He'd rename it as LA Strippers.

What if Chris was an actual female claiming to be a male soul trapped in a woman's body but only liked gay men?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if Chris was an actual female claiming to be a male soul trapped in a woman's body but only liked gay men?

We'd be in bizzarro world.

What if Chris bought WCW from Ted Turner?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

We'd be in bizzarro world.

What if Chris bought WCW from Ted Turner?

McMahon, Bischoff, Russo, and Heyman would all set out to troll him as Nitro ratings continue to plummet to the negatives.

Edit: it would also be called CWCWCW. Try saying that three times without fucking up.

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris was captured by Somali pirates?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a robot?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a robot?

PRIME DIRECTIVE: BLUE ARMS MUST BE ELIMINATED. PROCEED WITH VANDALIZATION.
JERK MALE ASS MANAGER DETECTED.
TARGET ACQUIRED. PREPARING PEPPER SPRAY SYSTEMS.
OUTPUT VOICE COMMAND: DON'T CALL ANYBODY!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was captured by Somali pirates?

Twenty minutes later, they'd return him back to wherever they kidnapped him.

What if Chris was a caterpillar?