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Beat us up? Pfffft, don't be ridiculous. We'd beat him so hard that he'd shit his pants twice as fast.

Chris would would stand triumphantly over the defeated corpses of his enemies, laughing maniacally as electric hedgehog power flowed through him...

If Chris came and smacked my face down I wouldn't be mad or embarassed, as everyone knows you don't go hitting beautiful women (or any) no matter...