Weight Loss Update 10/23/18

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I know she's lazy, but I also know that she loves proving the haters wrong, and I still maintain that if the 540-whatever-she's-claiming is legit, she would at least toss in some kind of half-assed proof of it. I think she's fudging the numbers by about 20-30 elbees and has been since she realized hitting 500 was a distinct possibility. Then it was to avoid her mental roadblock at 500 lbs, but now I think it's just become a part of how she views herself.
 
Whatever she's claiming she "lost" she will find again and then some at this Gay-o-W.e.e.n shindig they are throwing.
 
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Just...wow.

her hands..(:_(
 
Becky is catching up to AL in size and is dangerously close to becoming as macabre as Amberlynn. The servant may well become the master in sheer grossness, obesity-related malaise and baffling life choices.

Example one: Becky making a right turn in a modern car, using an effort level one would need to make that turn in a 1972 Oldsmobile station wagon without power steering.

Example two: She's gonna need some aloe vera for the friction burns on her lower to mid gut she will surely have soon. She's a month's worth of overeating away from having the steering wheel submerge half-way into her stomach.

Example three: Who in the everloving fuck walks around with schmutz on their face, only to lick their finger to remove said schmutz? I mean, really.

Example four: Becky's beginning to do that fatty wobble wherein she rocks back and forth to get enough momentum to sit up or stand up.

Example five: Becky. Becky with the greasy hair. Was wearing a Joy Division t-shirt. A goddamned Joy Division shirt. Do you think she knows it's long defunct band? Does anyone think she knows who Ian Curtis was? Does she croon "She's Lost Control" to sooth Amber when the binge monster appears? Where did she get that wretched thing? In the ironic olde tyme tshirt section of Target? I have so many questions.
 
No one is impressed by a dinky 3-4 pound loss after Big Amber gained 80 pounds (so far) in the last year. LOL
 
I feel like Becky wasn't meant to be obese. Big, maybe, but not obese. She looks fucking deformed.

By contrast, Amberlynn had a pretty "normal" body shape when she was in the 300s. Huge, but still human-looking. She was born to be fat. It took nearly 500 pounds for Amberlynn to start looking like a complete freak but Becky's nearly at that point even though she's only 300
 
This is weird, but I just remembered some twitch streamer nerd named Prince Batman or somthing--this was years ago.

He would eat Tums like candy. Ended up with a bunch of kidney stones and had to have a stint (needle thing up his dick) and I think he even needed surgery.

Hamber if you're reading this, be careful. Your kidneys are under enough stress as it is.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
This is weird, but I just remembered some twitch streamer nerd named Prince Batman or somthing--this was years ago.

He would eat Tums like candy. Ended up with a bunch of kidney stones and had to have a stint (needle thing up his dick) and I think he even needed surgery.

Hamber if you're reading this, be careful. Your kidneys are under enough stress as it is.
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Clearly you're just a haydur who can't handle Amber living her best life without heartburn. Stop self-diagnosing her with kidney stones. She's hulthy, just big.
 
Not me said:
Wow, she even barely fits on the scooter anymore.
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Whenever I see shots like this one I have to remind myself of the actual size of the thing she's sitting on. I remember the first time I saw someone with cellulitis on their arms. They were riding a scooter at Walmart, but even though there were very fat, I could still see parts of the scooter and they weren't wider than it.
Calling said:
The fact that Becky takes every possible chance to mention a dead relative is a joke between the two of them, right? She can't lack that much self awareness... Right?
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I think this is a (failed) attempt at pity points - maybe they thought people would be less mean to Becky if she reminded them that she lost loved ones.
Lesbian Sleepover said:
What is it these sows do all day besides shit video content?
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Alpo_Farts36 said:
Just...wow.

her hands..(:_(
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Her hands are beginning to look like Tammy's. I was wondering how long it would take for this to happen.
 
LordKaT said:
I legit feel bad for her body. Her back must be an endless nightmare of pain and suffering. When you're hunched over like that you're supposed to see some curvature of the spine. Amber is so fat all you can see is a pyramid.
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You know, this is a PL and I in no way am ashamed of it. This weekend I did some actual physical labor around my house and my back has been killing me ever since. I'm not obese, I'm not old, but it kicked my ass. I can't imagine living everyday adult life with that heft holding me down. She has to be in constant pain. Maybe she thinks its normal at this point.
 
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